March 20, 2010 at 8:48 pm | Filed under events
Hey guys, my friends over at Blogbank have given me two pairs of Bronze tickets for the Changing Lives concert on Saturday, March 27, 2010 at the SM Mall of Asia Concert Grounds to raffle off. See Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, and Jojo perform in one night!
To join the raffle, simply leave a comment on this entry with a valid email address with your favorite Justin/Jojo/Timbaland song. Or just say “HAI HELGA WHAT’S UP GIVE ME TICKETS”. Comments are moderated so don’t panic if your comment doesn’t appear immediately. The concert is a week away so I’m setting the contest deadline on Wednesday, March 24, 2010 at 5pm (I’d set it to midnight but I don’t want to stay up late and end up with dark circles under my eyes hehehe). I’ll be selecting the two winners via randomizer.org. Each winner will get two tickets each so you can bring a friend along! I will be contacting the winners via email with details on how to claim the tickets.
We’ve been informed that JT will be performing at least eight songs and that he might bring Jessica along. There are only a few tickets left so if you don’t win, you can still buy from Ticketworld. Ticket details:
Ticketworld Pricing
VIP PhP 4,651.20
GOLD PhP 3,100.80
SILVER PhP 1,550.40
BRONZE PhP 310.08
Now available.
Mosh pit or VVIP section for TIMBALAND concert PhP8,268.80.
Not available via website purchase. Call TicketWorld @ (+632) 891.9999
So leave a comment and get a chance to see them live! Again: comments are moderated, mkay? They’ll be approved, don’t worry. Good luck!
PS: dSLRs aren’t allowed, only point and shoot cameras!
March 19, 2010 at 9:33 pm | Filed under ditz drivel, the internets
I don’t often check my Google Analytics’s keywords data (aka the stuff you googled to find me/the stuff you googled to intentionally or unintentionally land here) because it makes me slightly uncomfortable. My site’s top five keywords have always been the following: helga weber, ditz revolution, blog ditz, http://blog.ditz-revolution.net, and www.iyotan.filipina.com (uh, good luck with that, guys). The majority of the other keywords are on stuff also related to me. There’s no surprise there, really, but it just kinda creeps me out. People are nosy and they leave me wondering why the heck they want to know all these specific things about me.
A few examples:
- helga scent
- helga weber hair dye
- anawangin cove helga weber
- helga weber copycat (and copying helga weber)
- does helga weber have a macbook
- helga weber boyfriend
- helga weber half sister
- helga weber livejournal
- helga weber loafers
- helga weber starbucks highlighter
- casting benetton helga weber (if this is about the It’s My Time Contest— I didn’t join)
And then there’s a bunch whole lot of perverted keywords, some of which make me giggle. There are the funny ones, of course. Here are a few:
- beautiful filipina women with ugly boyfriends pictures
- filipina matrona online site
- how to use crest whitestrips if my tooth is dead (aww, this makes me sad)
- how to whiten your skin through condense milk & calamansi (wouldn’t you rather nom on the condensed milk and not waste it?!)
- mean ass filipina
- matrona filipina
- push help squeeze through “butt got stuck”
- eczema treatment (lolz)
- trannies call center
- westside hand sign pictures
- to hail a cab
And to answer a few questions:
is there any public transport going to emerald ave?
Yes. ph-commute.com is a very helpful site for the Filipino who takes public transportation.
is crest whitestrip available at mercury drug store or watson?
Try those PX goods stores, ebay.ph, or Multiply shops.
why are philippinas so cheap and slutty?
Because you’re ugly, white, and have money =(
March 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm | Filed under camwhorage
I finally got the two necklaces I ordered from ebay last week! Nothing fancy or unusual, just a cat pocket watch and an owl necklace.
I know, I know, I know: owl pendants are everywhere. It’s, like, a hipster must-have (that and vinyl records on your bedroom wall, an overflowing bookcase, some fairy lights strung around a blanket hanging over your bed like a tent, a chipped tea pot, personalized footballs, a cookie jar in the shape of a cat… oh, the list goes on) but I really really wanted one. It’s the closest thing to a pet owl that I can have.
It’s a bit heavy (or maybe I’m just not used to having things hanging from my neck) and measures around 2.5inX4.5in. It still has that funny new metal smell.
My kitty pocket watch (front). It’s tinier than I thought it would be (a bit smaller than a five peso coin) and I got it not because I liked the design but because it’s a cat. I wish my local ebay had more options.
Opened:
The back:
Does anyone know where I can find a matryoshka doll pendant/necklace?
March 15, 2010 at 10:14 pm | Filed under camwhorage, outfits
Heh.
Because it’s going to take some time before I can get my loafers resoled and because I couldn’t exactly watch Alice in Wonderland and then go drinking afterwards tiptoeing in fear, I got myself a new pair of shoes after work. I had about twenty minutes to pick out a pair so it’s a good thing that I came across Liz’s blog; I already knew what I was getting even before leaving the office. I wish I had more time to look for a terry romper.
I am not quite sure what they are called, though. They are not pointy enough to be winkle pickers nor do they have the wingtip pattern to qualify as brogues; derbies are men’s shoes and they obviously aren’t loafers. The closest they come to are Oxford shoes. Please correct me/please tell me if you know what style these fall under!
They’re made of synthetic leather which kind of puts me off but I can live with that. I got them from tOnic at The Ramp for 995 pesos. It comes in three bright shades of blue, pink, and yellow and I really wanted a pair in blue to match last Friday’s outfit but only yellow came in my size.
Not really a fan of flats because they fail to make me look slimmer but they’re a necessity with all the walking I do!
March 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm | Filed under bitchin' a ride, camwhorage
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I noticed my purple loafers felt a little weird while I was on my way to work today. I paused to check it out and noticed that the stupid kitten heel (I hate kitten heels, I tell you) on the left pair was slowly detaching itself from the rest of the sole. I wasn’t anywhere near the office yet (I was actually walking through Gateway Mall to get from one train station to another, heh) so I dropped by a hardware store to buy some contact cement. I silently told my shoes to keep its shit together until I get to the office so I could do the necessary quick fix.
Fortunately, it did. Of course, as soon as I sat down to check out the heel, it completely broke off. As if that wasn’t enough, the right pair’s heel started getting all wiggly like a loose tooth, too.
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Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 24. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
