Last night, I came to work with 12 pesos and 30 centavos in my wallet. Not counting, of course, the 150 pesos I paid for my cab— 100 of which I had to borrow from Allah because my bank’s ATM wasn’t dispensing cash.
But hohoho, commissions from these past two weeks were credited last night. I’m money-ed again :woohoo:. Must resist the following:
- the daily Starbucks habit
- shopping
The rent is due in one week, after all. :hmph:
D is the hottest biatch on earth. I’m wearing my white undies that I had him sign with his initials and the only thing that’s keeping me from pulling down my jeans in front of him is the fact that over 200 people would bear witness to such a scene. Rawr.
Anyway. In other news, I smell a scammer.
Also. I’ve had enough of my bosses flirting with me. Seriously. I’m not being arrogant or cheeky here. It’s flattering, sure, but it’s uncomfortable and D always takes it against me.
PS: Allah bought the Stars Are Blind CD single. Five versions of the song, yo. We’ve been playing it over and over again (alternating it with Fiona Apple’s The First Taste— stripper music!) since Saturday. I caught my next-door neighbor singing along two days ago :D.
PPS: Sunday night was B-Movie night. The Hillz was flipping horrible, but we’re big Paris Hilton geeks. SO.
PPPS: Even though the gods are crazy! Even though the stars are blind! If you show me real love, baby, I’ll show you miiii-iiiine!
Wouldn’t it have been more awesome if it were titled Gods Are Crazy? :)
EDIT// I AM VERONICA MARS. FUCKING VERONICA MARS, YA HEAR!
Scammer scammer. Basically, I have her CC/system log-in ID because the customer she processed an order for called back complaining no one could pull up her information. I took note of the agent’s ID because I found three things wrong with the order:
- invalid order number given to the customer
- Louisiana state abbreviation was ‘LO’
- credit score: customer was informed she had 5/0/0. I retrieved credit: 2/150/150
I was peeing when it hit me: in the beginning, all new agents have the same password. My CC log-in is cc882213. Scammer’s CC log-in is cc893648— meaning scammer is from a later wave/batch. So. I log in using scammer’s CC ID and the default password. VOILA, MOTHERFUCKER, “Welcome *insert scammer’s name here*!”.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
Tracy Does Paris re-mix? Which Tracy? Which Paris? Confused.
So, you’re still with DEE!!???!! Ok, whatevvvverrrr! You go get your sex. Whateveerrrrrr!!!!!
He He.. daily starbucks routine.. he he… he…. that’s funny… yeah… the price you pay here for a coffee THERE… it’d have about -500 Euro in my account each month. I go there about once/twice every month. Depending.
I just spent my whole paycheque on shopping. Shopping for a MOUNTAIN-HIKING-Jacket which cost 250 euro and rain pants, so that when I ‘m hiking and surveying in the mountains my jeans won’t soak.
Yes Yes. Yes. Whateverrrrr!
nyahahaha. i loved that new and *improved* stars are blind video. i thought the original one looked cheap. haha!
lol. your D idea was awesome and i didn’t want to bare K’s whole first name on the net sooo. i stole your idea! lmao. i didn’t know cindy had a K too!
ooh! D and helga, sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! lol :P
“I’m wearing my white undies that I had him sign with his initials and the only thing that’s keeping me from pulling down my jeans in front of him is the fact that over 200 people would bear witness to such a scene”
LOL OH HELGA, I love this.