I’M NOT AN ADDICT; I’M THE DRUG!

August 31, 2006 at 7:17 am | Filed under LAWLZ you idiot, the internets

Edit// This is getting longer. 

Dear THINKFORONCE,

I don’t get why you go by the alias THINKFORONCE or USEYOURHEAD (I bet that’s you, too). You have something against spaces (and correct grammar, while we’re at it)? THINK FOR ONCE. USE YOUR HEAD. Doesn’t that sound better?

On the other hand, brainless is one word. Thinkforonce and useyourhead are three words each. My point? Insults are more effective when not thrown out in a laughable manner.

Also. You don’t make sense. Or maybe it’s just me. I don’t understand moronese. Come back here when you:

• are capable of constructing sentences in english,
• are capable of understanding sentences constructed in english,
• know the difference between your and you’re,
• know what a “whore” is,
• come to terms with the idea that people who don’t agree with your opinions aren’t necessarily stupid and;
• HECK, I’LL GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE— come to terms that YOU’RE (not your!) the dumbfuck here.

Am I even supposed to dignify your comments?

LEARN THE FACTS WHORE. she did lose 10 pounds in 9 days NOT EVERYONE IS AS STUPID AS YOU, youknow. Just because you didnt lose that much pounds doesnt me you wont die after, WELL GO AHEAD buy drugs and all that shit. i mean thanks to your STUPID blog, Hopefully your brain is going to get damage. That makes up for it.

“LEARN THE FACTS WHORE. she did lose 10 pounds in 9 days…” Where here did I say otherwise? Dude. Stop watching the news and pick up a grade school english textbook. Do something more productive with your time, too. I bet this is what your (not you’re!) whole day consists of: you wake up, go on-line, go to google and type in something like “lightsome, jowee ann marquez” in the search box, check to see if anyone new is lambasting your precious JAM, and then you proceed to make an idiot out of yourself. You preach the same thing over and over and over again. And anonymously, as expected. Get some balls.

Lightsome is awesome. What’s your point?

Love and Jesus Christ,
Helga

♥♥♥

Dear Arthur,

HAHAHA. ASSHAT.

Love and Jesus Christ,
Helga

♥♥♥

Dear Rose,

HAHA, this is hella funny, You dont sound as smart as you say you are.

Kindly point me to that part where I claim to be exactly that.

105? you can NEVER BE 105 pounds again? thats the DUMBEST thing i have ever heard.

And while you’re at it, go look up sarcasm in the dictionary. Or, for your convenience, click this link.

1. LIGHT SOME ISNT THE ONLY DIET PILLS. HELLO? You dont have to use drugs for losing weight, LIGHT SOME had illegal drugs in it. so the only reason you could be craving for it. might be because your an addict now. *SNIFSNIF* NOT.

I will ignore the grammatical errors and go straight to your underlined statements. Man, you guys sure know how misinterpret and assume stuff. I do not crave for Lightsome, the last time I took a pill was three weeks ago. Prior to that, I went seven months without it (or any diet pill for that matter). I’m addicted to what now?  

2. THERE is SUCH thing called a NATURAL DIET? so its kind of STUPID for you to say that you can never be 105 pounds again. Damn dont they teach you this? or is it actually common sense.

What the fuck is a natural diet, but a person’s NATURAL diet— meaning what a person eats without some form of control. So if I keep up with my NATURAL diet (you know, eating what’s natural AND normal for me), how the fuck am I supposed to lose weight? Won’t sticking to a NATURAL diet keep my weight at a standstill? 

Wimpy’s (from Popeye?) natural diet consists of hamburgers; Bugs Bunny, carrots; Koalas eucalyptus. Get it? 

“CLAPCLAP” ITS funny how you tend to say that if something happened to someone eles it wont happen to you? EXAMPLE NUMBER ONE: Losing 10 pounds in 9 days. LISTEN BIATCH, no one has to be like you to lose different amount of pounds. (people are different you know?) or maybe you did? hmmm…

What? And maybe I did what? Hmmmm?

3. YOU said it yourself, diet pills do fuck up your body. and the rest you said..

MAN YOU ARE SERIOUSLY CALLING YOU SELF STUPID TOO. HA HA.

hopefully you will finally check back to reality. so again. go ahead fuck up your body with different pills you dont even know came from i mean. IF you really are that stupid.

Hey, I’m not one to overdose, lose 10 pounds in 9 days, go into coma for nine hours and wake up with a damaged liver. It did say on the box: twice a day: 30 minutes before breakfast, 30 minutes before dinner.

Love and Jesus Christ,
Helga

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HELLO, STARVATION.

August 30, 2006 at 9:53 am | Filed under bitchin' a ride

Stupid Jowee Ann Marquez (what kind of a name is that anyway?) and her overdosing (or whatever. 10 pounds in 9 days and she claims to have followed the instructions? RIGHT) on Lightsome pills— MY diet pills. Now they’ve been pulled out of the market, been banned, and I’m NEVER GONNA BE 105 POUNDS AGAIN.

(I should’ve bought 5 boxes, instead of only 1, had I known that that cow would’ve nearly killed herself a few weeks later. I started taking Lightsome last year, and hey, I never got sick. I didn’t freaking lose TEN POUNDS IN NINE DAYS, EITHER.)

Everyone knows diet pills fuck up your body, and any smart, self-respecting person with good self-esteem and a healthy body image would stay away from them. Jowee Ann Marquez: you’re rich and your dad’s Joey Marquez. WHY DID YOU NOT JUST GO TO TITA VICKY OR MARIE-FRANCE??? Why why why did you have to go to a Chinese Mandarin Drugstore branch and get a box of Lightsome? You’ve ruined it for me. Thanks a lot. But don’t worry; your having to go through a 9-hour coma and ending up with a damaged liver? That kinda makes up for it.

STFU about me being mean.

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PETIKS!!!

August 29, 2006 at 8:23 am | Filed under ditz drivel, the internets

Aa has a Vox account. Sweetsummersweat. I squealed when I saw her at work today. We have opposite shifts: she’s 7pm to 4am, I’m 4am to 1pm. :( I should arrange a week-long sleepover at her place. IF ONLY CUBAO DIDN’T SUCK SO MUCH.

Crisel tagged me. Jesus, I haven’t been tagged in ages.

Rules:

1. Emphasize all lines that apply to you.
2. Tag five more people after you finish, complete with links to their sites.
3. Let the person you’ve tagged KNOW that they’ve been tagged, for Pete’s sake.

Before I go bold-happy, I tag the most unlikely people I know who’ll answer this: John Steven, Tracy, and Cris. :P Yep, only 3. I’m lazy, for Pete’s sake.

I wish I was a different ethnicity.
I have an eating disorder (wanarexia idiosia!).

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RAVE, BITCH, AND MOAN.

August 24, 2006 at 10:48 am | Filed under a waste of human capital, bitchin' a ride, technicolor lover

RAVE: Jen and Niel got married last Sunday. No photos yet (besides, I looked horrible in my yellowgreen and yellow bridesmaid’s gown), since none of us brought a camera. So we have to wait three weeks to get the pictures from the hired photographer.

JEN DEVERA-OCAMPO, WOOHOO! :woohoo: I love that bitch, she was so gorgeous beautiful in her wedding dress.

BITCH: So D has been promoted to TOIC/Team Leader. He’s been off the phone for almost a month, having been “promoted” to Sales Coach when Project Phoenix launched last August 1. Now he’s permanently off taking calls AND OFF THE FLOOR— the Makati site floor, that is. Yep, he’s moving locations, too. eTelecare is opening another site down south in Alabang and our account is opening 100 seats over there. Lots of people from the Makati site transferring, lots of new people coming in. I don’t wanna move back down south. I grew up there, after all. I’ve been living in the city for more than four years now and I have no plans on going back to the suburbs. :P

He got promoted last Monday, and he’s been in the Leadership Development Program (over at the Libis site) since. I’m happy for him— he’s been wanting this promotion for the longest time. But. I told him that I needed time to let the fact that I’m never gonna see him on the floor ever again sink in. He told me that “you will, trust me, you will.” Let’s see.

MOAN: Because my August sucks, I’m a candidate for Project Phoenix/Titan’s Performance Improvement Program. My running unit conversion rate is 2 percent off the goal, and I have one week to get out of the candidate list. If my performance and sales don’t pick up, I go into Phoenix for one month. If I still don’t improve, I’m fired.

Now this sucks. I used to be a highflyer back in my old team (Mnemosyne), so I don’t know where I went wrong. BAH. :hmph:

D: Why the hell are you in PIP?
Helga: I’m in the running for PIP and my TL didn’t even inform me?
D: I don’t want to see you in PIP, okay, I just want to see you hehe.

The pressure is on to make those sales, and I hate being pressured.

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NOOOO!!!

August 15, 2006 at 3:38 am | Filed under a waste of human capital, bitchin' a ride, breaking up the girl

This sucks this sucks this sucks. My schedule for work changes again next week. I’ll be in the 4am to 1pm shift.

 D’s in the 7pm to 4am shift.

It’s been a convenient past two weeks, having the same shift as him. AND NOW! AND NOW! I dreaded this would happen. He was like, “Nah, it won’t” the first time I brought it up. AND NOW! AND NOW!!!

I asked my superviosr if I can stay in the 7pm to 4am shift still. But it’s gonna be complicated and stuff, so I’ll be getting preferred days off/rest days instead. ARGH!!!

HOW TO MAKE THIS WORK!!!

:cry:

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