Edit// This is getting longer. 

Dear THINKFORONCE,

I don’t get why you go by the alias THINKFORONCE or USEYOURHEAD (I bet that’s you, too). You have something against spaces (and correct grammar, while we’re at it)? THINK FOR ONCE. USE YOUR HEAD. Doesn’t that sound better?

On the other hand, brainless is one word. Thinkforonce and useyourhead are three words each. My point? Insults are more effective when not thrown out in a laughable manner.

Also. You don’t make sense. Or maybe it’s just me. I don’t understand moronese. Come back here when you:

• are capable of constructing sentences in english,
• are capable of understanding sentences constructed in english,
• know the difference between your and you’re,
• know what a “whore” is,
• come to terms with the idea that people who don’t agree with your opinions aren’t necessarily stupid and;
• HECK, I’LL GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE— come to terms that YOU’RE (not your!) the dumbfuck here.

Am I even supposed to dignify your comments?

LEARN THE FACTS WHORE. she did lose 10 pounds in 9 days NOT EVERYONE IS AS STUPID AS YOU, youknow. Just because you didnt lose that much pounds doesnt me you wont die after, WELL GO AHEAD buy drugs and all that shit. i mean thanks to your STUPID blog, Hopefully your brain is going to get damage. That makes up for it.

“LEARN THE FACTS WHORE. she did lose 10 pounds in 9 days…” Where here did I say otherwise? Dude. Stop watching the news and pick up a grade school english textbook. Do something more productive with your time, too. I bet this is what your (not you’re!) whole day consists of: you wake up, go on-line, go to google and type in something like “lightsome, jowee ann marquez” in the search box, check to see if anyone new is lambasting your precious JAM, and then you proceed to make an idiot out of yourself. You preach the same thing over and over and over again. And anonymously, as expected. Get some balls.

Lightsome is awesome. What’s your point?

Love and Jesus Christ,
Helga

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Dear Arthur,

HAHAHA. ASSHAT.

Love and Jesus Christ,
Helga

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Dear Rose,

HAHA, this is hella funny, You dont sound as smart as you say you are.

Kindly point me to that part where I claim to be exactly that.

105? you can NEVER BE 105 pounds again? thats the DUMBEST thing i have ever heard.

And while you’re at it, go look up sarcasm in the dictionary. Or, for your convenience, click this link.

1. LIGHT SOME ISNT THE ONLY DIET PILLS. HELLO? You dont have to use drugs for losing weight, LIGHT SOME had illegal drugs in it. so the only reason you could be craving for it. might be because your an addict now. *SNIFSNIF* NOT.

I will ignore the grammatical errors and go straight to your underlined statements. Man, you guys sure know how misinterpret and assume stuff. I do not crave for Lightsome, the last time I took a pill was three weeks ago. Prior to that, I went seven months without it (or any diet pill for that matter). I’m addicted to what now?  

2. THERE is SUCH thing called a NATURAL DIET? so its kind of STUPID for you to say that you can never be 105 pounds again. Damn dont they teach you this? or is it actually common sense.

What the fuck is a natural diet, but a person’s NATURAL diet— meaning what a person eats without some form of control. So if I keep up with my NATURAL diet (you know, eating what’s natural AND normal for me), how the fuck am I supposed to lose weight? Won’t sticking to a NATURAL diet keep my weight at a standstill? 

Wimpy’s (from Popeye?) natural diet consists of hamburgers; Bugs Bunny, carrots; Koalas eucalyptus. Get it? 

“CLAPCLAP” ITS funny how you tend to say that if something happened to someone eles it wont happen to you? EXAMPLE NUMBER ONE: Losing 10 pounds in 9 days. LISTEN BIATCH, no one has to be like you to lose different amount of pounds. (people are different you know?) or maybe you did? hmmm…

What? And maybe I did what? Hmmmm?

3. YOU said it yourself, diet pills do fuck up your body. and the rest you said..

MAN YOU ARE SERIOUSLY CALLING YOU SELF STUPID TOO. HA HA.

hopefully you will finally check back to reality. so again. go ahead fuck up your body with different pills you dont even know came from i mean. IF you really are that stupid.

Hey, I’m not one to overdose, lose 10 pounds in 9 days, go into coma for nine hours and wake up with a damaged liver. It did say on the box: twice a day: 30 minutes before breakfast, 30 minutes before dinner.

Love and Jesus Christ,
Helga