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And The Beat Goes On

September 14, 2006 at 9:37 am · Filed under bitchin' a ride, urban primadonna




On my way home yesterday, I told an old lady to hurry the fuck up, or move to the goddamn side.

But I was prepared and faking a phone call. She turned around, I gave her a big toothy smile, pointed at my phone, and said (in my most annoying voice) sorry. “Saaaahraaaaaaay!!!”

Unfortunately, only the words ‘fuck’ and ‘goddamn’ seemed to register in her brain.

I ain’t made for this country, yo.

(Karma got me in the ass when I got home, though. Stupid tricycle driver didn’t have enough change, so I was charged an extra 4 bucks for my fare. Four bucks is nothing, but it’s still four bucks.)

PS: I <3 Prison Break.

PPS: Why am I so pissed at the world. Oh. Right. D.

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2 Responses to “And The Beat Goes On”

  1. Mara says:
    September 14, 2006 at 11:18 am

    Oh Wentworth! The story bores me to bits but I don’t care. As long as Wentworth’s there…

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  2. lai says:
    September 15, 2006 at 6:41 am

    old ladies pretend to be innocent pieces of shit and do the most annoying things purposely

    …bah

    [Reply]

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