Do I like you? No? Then here’s some piece of advice: do NOT have a term of endearment for me.
I am itching to hit kill someone in the face right now (hey, whatever happened to that tagline of mine? “Don’t mess with pretty girls because they will kill you in the face“? I was THAT angsty and arrogant before?). Like seriously, if I run into IT, I will attack with a blunt pair of scissors for maximum pain. And yes, this is what too much of Prison Break’s T-Bird can do.
I don’t even ask for much. Here are three important DO NOTs when it comes to addressing me.
- Do NOT (ever) call me HELGS (whether I like you, or not). It sounds cheap and is ONE fucking syllable away from HEL-GA. Go the extra ‘uh’, yes?
- Do NOT call me “LURVE” or “LURVES“— ESPECIALLY IF I DON’T LIKE YOU because it just fucking gets on my nerves. What the fuck is up with that? Unless you’re English, of course, because that gives you an excuse.
- Do NOT call me “Hell” or “Hel” in an attempt to give my name a nickname. Because really, how shorter can my name get?
Basically, my point is, unless I have given you some sort of a go signal to call me something else, I am Helga, Helgaaa, or Helgrrr to you. Gaby/Gabby if you’re feeling cute. Okay?
THE WEEKEND HAS LANDED! Prison Break season 1 plus Veronica Mars seasons 1 and 2 marathon in the afternoon, and then D in the evening!
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
but i think i called you one of those names on time or another….ooooh.
I love this post!! I also hate it when people call me names then say ‘Its long time no see’.
geez… I don’t even know them!
Hey HELGA! You gave up beer????? what??? why? When?
HELGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How’s Prison Break? I got the DVD9 set a month ago but haven’t come around to watching it yet.
I have seen Veronica Mars 2 though. It was good but I prefer the first season.
i’m done with Veronica Mars season 1. i need season 2! and i’m almost done with Prison Break. i don’t know which to watch continuously– Lost season 2 or Prison Break season 1. heeh. :)
i’m already reallllyyy groggy because of my guilty pleasures.
i hope you have fun with yours! annndd… i also hate “feeling close” people who play with my name. GAIL is a short name. no pa-tweetums nicknames necessary unless we’re close. heeh. :D
enjoy watching! and erm, D in the evening. hehe!
oh man do i feel you on this. i have so many people call me chris. it’s like am i male? do you really need to call me by a male name. i get so annoyed and just want to start calling them something totally different other then their name!!! or how about this one.. in school even though on the sheet of paper they get with our names listed and spelled right teachers would call me christin christy crystal or christina. it says my name is CHRISTINE if you cannot pronounce it then something is really wrong because its not that hard to figure out!
hm. i’ve been called;
roelie, roelly, rowl, rel, roy, krel, kuyarel, kurel, kulot (by a long lost lover. hahahahahahahaha. HAH.), idiot. tanga. gago. bakla. sweet, nice, mataray, pst!, hoy!, ulol, maliit, , (by a certain half german lady friend), pandak, panget, a doof, emo, pathetic, eloquent, sabog, atbp… hmm. wala lang!!!
yeah!! some people don’t just see it.. it’s also some of my pet-peeves!
FOUND YOU! :D
I don’t mind people making truckloads of variations for Kang. Or Celine. (EEK REAL NAME) I have this tendency to cringe when I’m called ‘baby, though.
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