Now that I have your attention.
Halloween tomorrow, we’re required to dress up for work. Now. I love dressing up. I love Halloween, it’s probably my favorite “holiday” ever. But why must there be a theme? And why, of all possible themes, must it be Chucky or Bride of Chucky? THAT REQUIRES SOME ACTUAL PREPARATION, and I’ve thrown away my leather jacket when I moved out of the dorm because admit it— leather jackets ARE hideous.
So as I was saying. I want to do slutty this Halloween. Black tights and something tiny. If people ask what I am, I’m either Chucky’s biatch or Chucky’s kabit. Take that, Tiffany.
BUT I WANNA BE TINKERBELL-GONE-WRONG, only because that doesn’t require any effort. I already have the black tights, the black boots, and the black (with blue polka dots) Tink dress. And the attitude problem. Peter Pan can go sit on a snowflake. Or a Coke bottle.
I’m extra-ditzy today. This is the effect of staying alcohol-free and Valium-free this past week.
Highlights of my week:
- I finally got my pride and joy: the Veronica Mars to my Back-up :cute:. I don’t know which of the FS900 series is mine, though, but she’s gorrrrrgeous. Now all I need is a customized laptop bag.
- Moving out of the condo and into the new apartment. It’s crazy how much kitchen stuff we have. After five years, I live in a house again!
- The complete season of My Name Is Earl on DVD. Jason fucking Lee is worth staying up late for.
- Last night with D. He said his “thing hurts hehe”. It’s official: I am capable of breaking dicks. :blush:
I’m off to smoke in the rain. Oh, the poetry.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
Screw the ‘theme’. Dress in the costume you want to.
Why is it a “Chucky” theme? That’s so limited. :P Boo to that. I agree with John, just wear what you wanna.
I don’t use a laptop bag because I put my laptop in a case, which goes in my big ol’ tote bag. I have this laptop case in the green apple design. I wanna get some others but really, who needs more than one case. haha
Or you can tie your hands, wrap your body in plastic food wrap, a sock in your mouth, and roll yourself all the way to work ;)
Ouch. She’s hot!!!
holy crap.
It’s official: I am capable of breaking dicks.
*ahem* be careful of what you wish for. i never knew that i was “capable” of the same thing until i witnessed one actually, IRL “break” and make a CSI-worthy blood-stained scene.
so not pretty. why do you think i never LJ’d about it? hahahaha.
UMM who is that man on the right?! wow
helga, you got people’s attention all right. Too bad most of them just ogled at the picture and didnt bother to read. hehe
Um, pictures of your um, Tinkerbell gone wrong costume?
You’re scary. :P
“It’s official: I am capable of breaking dicks.”
I know someone his last name is Makabaliotin = bisaya for the exact same phrase you just quoted.
i think that thing hurts when used three to four times a day.