WHEN I’M FAMOUS, THIS WILL ALL MATTER.
Random Confessions part I (I think):
o1. In the context of relationships, particularly with the opposite sex (because last I checked, yes, I still am woefully straight), I am attracted to power. This, I realized just recently— I always always seek out the alpha-male. Perhaps it’s my way of coping for not being as influential or as powerful or as cool as I would like to be. The men I choose to attach to myself (or attach myself to) have to have some form or level of greatness. I don’t live vicariously through movies or books; I live vicariously through the men I go to bed with.
(I’d list some examples, except I’ve been getting hits from my office IP. I’m being watched, folks, and it’s skurrring me shitless. Kinda.)
o2. I am in love. And he knows. And he doesn’t care.
(Okay, that was a bit too emo for me.)
o3. If I like you, I will swallow. Go figure.
o4. I like talking dirty… but not face-to-face. Unless I’m kidding around. Because I can never pull off that I’m-dead-serious-sexy expression. So yes, my “I want to swirl my tongue around your cock” lines are limited to only text messages and e-mails.
o5. I am obviously a very vulgar girl. Not to mention wretched, but I will not go into that. Like I said: I’m being watched.
o6. In reality, I am not as sex-crazed as this entry is making me out to be. As vulgar and wretched as I am, I am also a very decent hard-working 21-year old lady… who has taken a liking to screaming “Slut! Prostitute! Whore!” at her female housemates; and sending text messages such as “I wanna sex you up” to her South African White Boy (SAWTB) housemate (from a female housemate’s mobile phone, of course). I am also educated, and trying very hard to catch up on my reading because I miss being A Well-Read Person. I am currently flipping through the pages of Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues. How very three years ago.
K, that’s enough. Sexpornspambots, my moderation queue is ready for you.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
