I have this theory that the reason why I’m so dependent on men is because I am constantly bored and my idea of spicing up my day is creating drama. Sometimes, it occurs to me that I would be better off making a living writing trashy romance novels instead of being a sales account manager (who is still looking for an account to manage).
So anyway, this day’s Mistake #1 is telling Jerry West from the office (who says my entries are too long???) that I have a blog/website. Mistake #2 was actually giving him the URL. Mistake #3 was getting rid of the Ditz Revolution jump page (quick, click on it and see what happens). I’ve always had this notion that blogidiots won’t find their way to this blog from the main page (even though the link is right there). Crazy idea, I know.
Honestly, I don’t know what to do with this domain. SO LET’S DELETE IT!!!
In all seriosity, I am being serious. Nah. I’ve gotten rid of the Anthem subdomain because I can’t be bothered to update it. I don’t even update Shelved anymore, but I’m still keeping that because I can’t install Media Shelf on my own lolol.
I’ve also deleted the Blogcast page because it’s pretty useless. And then out of boredom, I sort of re-vamped my bio.
I need a hobby.
My obsession of the moment would be Laurel Burch merchandise. I would split my body in two and dance to the Macarena while wearing this to have a credit card right now or a means of transacting on ebay worldwide because these things are just too lovely:
Yeah, wrong photo.
And so far, this is all I have :( :
It’s almost the weekend, what’s up!
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
*clicks on the link*
I got redirected…here…in this blog… *stares blankly* Hehe
I love Media Shelf. I constantly reported bugs and suggested features, but I got tired of it because I suck.
Ooof! Pretty, pretty things! The baaag! I want! Tara na, let’s dance to Macarena haha
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Funny bio.
I LOVE THE BAG!
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Oh no, you deleted Jihad Barbie? :(
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Hey. I don’t know how else to message you, so I’ll just ask you here. I read about your post about diet pills and Joey Marquez’s daughter’s 50/50 near-death experience awhile ago. I just want to ask how long you took these diet pills (was it Lightsome?) and if it caused you any unwanted effects or not.
Please reply. Thanks.
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If I were a man — a real MAN, as opposed to the farcebags that waste your time — I’d make you mine (needless to state, me, yours), and give you [1] just the right amount of drama you deserve; [2] all the drama you’ll ever need; and [3] more drama than you’ll ever want.
But I’m not a man. Nah, not gay either.
So I’ll just keep sending you my *good intentions* (Joy Luck Club? Pure chick-flick but good). Peace and love.
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haha, we live for drama diba? thats just girls. :)
those earsies are cute.
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isnt ‘blogging’ a hobby? :)
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wow. im the exact opposite. i mean, i avoid drama, i avoid conflict. i want things to be harmonious. lol yea BORING. but yea, that’s how i am. lmao.
yea, K’s itim. i thought you knew. haha. i find his people hot. bwahaha. that’s a way to say it!
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