So I, like, died last night. Another awesome Saturday. Classic Helga: emptying out Sanya‘s medicine jar on to the kitchen table and popping anything in sight. Or maybe just a few pills. And then Adrian gave me half a Stilnox. So yeaaaaaah, Misha had to carry me to the guest room cos I passed out in the living room. Good times!
Also, because I am just plain awesome like that, my right ankle is fat. On my way out Sanya’s kitchen, I missed a step and fell. Hard. Nah, not really. But it did hurt. Like how a princess would feel when she finds out Prince Charming has been making out with her, I don’t know, apple picker, and is therefore gay. So it was painful and I wasn’t even drunk yet. I swear I wasn’t, because if I were, I would’ve dropped the bottles of vodka and margarita and the ice tray I was carrying BUT I DIDN’T. So there.
Nobody saw me fall, which was good. I had to go back and sit in the kitchen for a while because I was seriously about to cry. Sanya thought I was talking to myself lololol. Anyway, now I have a swollen ankle and a little limp. And I start working tomorrow. Nice.
Ice’s Cup B and Klassy’s Pall Malls. D.O.P.!
So obviously I had fun. I supposedly owe this guy a date because we forced him and his friend to kiss. Brokeback sexyback mask! And then there were body shots. And then strip-stream-of-consciousness, which could be the best party game to play when you’re stoned or drunk or both. Especially when you’re surrounded by hotness.
Again: Happy 21st, Summer Fling, I love you! I’m gay for you!
And this got me laughing out loud. Like Jesus fuckin’ Christ HAHAHAHA loud.
Official languages: La Salle Taft Coñospeak, Jungle talk, Tagaylog, Salitang-kalye, Squatter, Tadbaliks, Gay Lingo Chuva Chenes, Haler
Fierce.
Ex-girlfriend article here. Asian chicks article here.
WALKING HURTS.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Uncyclopedia=awesome.
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March 12th, 2007 at 2:24 am
You’re supposed to say “It’s okay, Helga, lemme make you feel better”
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Getting wasted is good, getting wasted is your friend. ;)
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Okay, I completely wasted 30 minutes of my life on uncyclopedia.
I have no regrets.
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hanson
HAHAHA!
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March 13th, 2007 at 1:45 am
The article had me at The Hanson sisters. WINNER.
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Methinks you should post pics of the body shot sessions ;)
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March 13th, 2007 at 2:20 am
Aha, but I didnt get body shots, nor give any. More like gay-on-straight-man action. Want photos, still? :D:D
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Gahh… UNCYCLOPEDIA is something ADE would be an author of! =)
.. and falling is the best part of being wasted. *wink*
.. but that doesnt mean im not concerned.. are you okay? :)
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March 13th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Haha, yeah, we named my fat ankle Sir Wilbur the Second, and I’m thinking he’ll be leaving town in a couple of days or so. :cute:
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So at least someone else knows the greatness of Uncyclopedia. Haha! *apir*
Helga adeeeeeeeeeek!!! :p
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You died?
So that makes you a ghost?!
Gettawayfromeeeeee!!!!
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the flag thingies are fekked ap! im an aussie boy now. lolololol.
oh well, time to mate.
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March 15th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I know! I noticed that you have an Australian IP (I got the plug-in from firestats haha) and my friend Tracy from Germany has a US IP. Weird.
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