Mikey has challenged me to a drinkoff.
Too lazy to click the link? You suck Cambodian smelly garbage man balls.
Helga: You and me. Anywhere in Ortigas. First one who throws up(Or loses all sense of inhibition and proceeds to do something silly) loses. What say you? *Slaps Helga with a leather glove*
In other news, D is bugging me for a rebooty. It’s either I’m that good, or his girlfriend really just sucks.
















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Or both. ;)
Drink!
“Who’s the idiot?” LOL!
That shall be an interesting thing to see. Live audience allowed, right? :p
Okay, who are you on the MB forums!Okay, even my own entry isn’t ditz-proof. Nvm.
Lololol. Helga in a pretty dress! Yay! :D
Wuuuut da hell is a “rebooty”?? Is that what happens when you sit on your computer by accident and have to restart it?
CLICK ME, BABY!
Bah, enough trash talk. Piece of advice: wear a pretty dress, because after we’re done, I’m going to BURY you. Or bury me into you. Whatever. you get it.
no no no no no.
You suck Cambodian smelly garbage man balls.
I clicked. So.
Hello, I’m back in third grade.
This should be fun.
30 bucks says you’ll lose :p Haha.
Kidding ;p
If anyone can hook me up with Ionamin, I’m owning this drinkoff :D
PWN this drinkoff Helga.
I’m totally loving the pink color scheme here. Drinkoff? Need a referee?hehehe
i wish i could be there to see this. it’s always nice when a girl kicks a guys arse no matter what it is :P
I would totally lose a drink off. I puke too easily lol.
you’re that good and the gf sucks, and my bet’s on you for the drinkoff.
and are you going for the rebooty? isipin mo nalang na magaling ka. that’s the nicer option ,)
Helga, Feelgood is offering a 20% OhMiBod vib discount to the ladies in my blog, lol! That’s about 3.8K. Waddya say? Hehe *dances around*