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THREE THINGS.




EDIT// Haha! Who bitchslapped who— I fucking aced the assessment. 

One. I feel like stabbing my head with a spoon. One week of learning and working with Sabre and I’m about thisclose to giving up and endorsing myself to our HR department for a position in maintenance. It’s all codes and commands and again: I REFUSE! to be had by a string of letters and crosses of Lorraines and filters and dashes and slashes and ARGH!!! It all follows a certain logic and I’ve got that nailed. It’s the fact that I. Don’t. Get. The Process. that’s killing me. And command pricing (forcing prices on flights) has me down on my knees.

I’m scared (not skurrred) for tonight’s first assessment.

Two. The other morning, D sent me the most romantic message in the eleven months we’ve known each other: You suck, dude.

A heart tug, a heart pop!, and after four months, I finally get it. I don’t recycle men.

Three. Goat.

GOAT

Okay, I’m off to get bitchslapped by Sabre, I’d rather deal with free insurance quotes. :(

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7 Responses to “THREE THINGS.”

  1. chaka town says:

    WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU! YOU CHEATED ON THAT ASSESSMENT.

    Here are some testimonials on Helga’s character.

    “Hi I’m Marie. I know Helga from way back. Yes, she cheated on an International Politics exam. She aced that one.” – Marie (MC dropout)

    “Mandaraya sa inuman yan si Helga.” – Popo (dating drummer)

    “She uses vetsin to make the food taste a little bit better. Yes she cheats a lot.” – Mrs C

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  2. Laarni says:

    LOL at chaka town. :))

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  3. dotep says:

    nakaka-intindi ka kaya ng tagalog?

    inuman?

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  4. Kristin says:

    LMAO I totally loved that conversation, I think you guys have to much fun! :P

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  5. keysi says:

    :lol: i miss chatting tuloy. :(

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  6. Shari says:

    So what? He thought that you were kidding about the prntscrn thingie? LOL

    Chatting naked can be fun. Blah.

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  7. LEHEL says:

    dude’s u are totaly freaks ! y the fuck u are talking about shit things … go do some other things , ur life’s suck ;) ^.^ Thats the way the cucy CRUMBLES ! =)) !!!

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Getting a haircut and a treatment. Walked all the way to Katipunan from Anonas.