You’re a gay if you didn’t get socially-retarded with us at Man Blog Poker Night last Saturday. As gay as Mikey is in this photo.
Maybe not gay. Just… not cool. Enough.
This is Mikey licking his monies:
This is Bim trying to reach for his nipple:
This is Ade. He’s pogi.
Shoot, wrong pic! NOT ADE, NOT ADE! This is Ade:
Poker Night photos here, here, and here.
Also, I injured myself again, accidentally kneeling on a headband while taking photos. Nasty, I know. Plus, the scab on my right knee is starting to peel, and I know that wounds are nothing new to me since I am one of the clumsiest drunks alive, but— am I supposed to just let it be? Answer, so I know whether or not I can take off the scotch tape that I’m using to keep the scab intact.
SO ANYWAY! We have a new Furby. This is Drew trying to look like Teddy Bear Mislang, and succeeding.
This is me drinking AGAIN and in my Kylie-esque hoodie, Sunday morning.
I’ve had The Work of Director Mark Romanek on repeat since after PBB last night up until this morning (while having my seemingly standard three mugs of coffee with my crossword puzzles), so I decided to channel a little bit of Fiona Apple— ratty underwear, but with a little lot more meat. Argh. Another week, another shot at anorexia.
This is just too cute:
I’m aware that my entries of late have all been picture posts with some text thrown in. Fuck you all, that’s how much fun I’ve been having.
(And that’s how fried my brain is. Alcohol + travel industry + not enough sleep + reading up on home insurance quote + eating once a week— okay, okay, so maybe thrice a week = not good. Hand me the brain candy.)
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Picture posts rock. ;)
Oh, and thanks again for dropping by!
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I counted like four links to my blog here. And where did you get that pic of me in the half-open shirt?
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April 16th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Mikey had it in his wallet the whole time, didn’t you know?
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April 17th, 2007 at 12:08 am
OMG! Mike! You FAGG0RTZ!
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For the lack of anything senseful to say…TITS!
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Dude your poor legs! OMG! Are you okay! Haha your blog was so hilarious! You make me laugh girl! And look who looks so sexalicious! Work it!
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Love the photos darling! You are such a beauty and gosh the body looks fab! And you are quite well endowed
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April 17th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Lol, no, that’s just my bra squeashing my little boobies together.
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MORE!!!! :P
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Ugh, what kind of headband were you leaning on :/
And nothing wrong with posting some pics and dumping text with that. That’s how I roll.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! sory can’t help myself. i too am clumsy when drunk (not too mention noisy, tactless, brutally honest). LOL. so what’s wrong with that? our only difference is i don’t get scabs. :P
oist. link X?
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April 19th, 2007 at 3:16 am
Why the hell don’t you get scabs. :hmph:
Linked ya.
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haha funny pictures. :P
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oh my! wtf! alicia silverstone???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
hehehe… :)
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April 19th, 2007 at 1:20 am
It’s because I’m fat, isn’t it?
PS: Too many question marks, I edited them for you :P
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Haha thanks girl! I couldn’t have booked it there cause I had my southwest giftcard.
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You really shouldn’t take off that scotch tape yet…once the wound as heeled completely, it should fall off on it’s own..
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Helgaaaaaaaaa. You lovely creature, you.
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April 19th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I forgot to ask how much a Furby is. :3
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April 19th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Aaaaaaaaaaand that I have a new LJ. Add up misscreole :3
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April 20th, 2007 at 12:01 am
The Japanese-speaking one’s 299 at Toys R Us. The English-speaking one is 2k?
FURBYLICIOUS! F! to the U! to the RBYLICIOUS or something :D
Added ya on LJ. Hearts.
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oh my! oh my! sexeehh!! ur making me feel bad about my carbs *sob* diet na promise, promise! lol =)
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April 20th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
I had rice yesterday, don’t worry. I don’t think it’s possible to eat Indian food without rice. And YOU! You’re probably on your way to Kaskade na. I hate you!
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alicia silverstone during the aerosmith madness! :D, not that one on the pic! :D
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wow, new layout!!
The scabs are hot!
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April 21st, 2007 at 1:59 am
Until they turn into scars!
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April 25th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
why are you discriminating against scars?
The best thing to do is to actually let them be – that is if the dermatologists who gives us lectures are to be believed… they’ve told us a lot of weird stuff (i.e. don’t ever use astringent among other things).
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*What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to tease someone? lmao
*What is your policy on eating food that has fallen on the ground? Lol!
impressive blog.;)
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