I started writing yet another entry about my turning 22, but I realized I’m too drained to churn out something coherent. Which is odd, since I spent the majority of my weekend in bed watching TV, and I woke up to the tune of three mugs of black coffee this morning. I don’t know where this sluggishness is coming from but I must shrug it off before 7 tonight, because it’s preventing me from functioning properly.
Speaking of TV. OMG, Ruffa Gutierrez-Yilmaz Bektas divorce, so good. I love Ruffa like anything, she’s so gay and fabulous and gorgeous and Venice is the cutest thing ever. While watching The Buzz, my flatmate commented on how Ruffa’s fabulousness has gone down a notch now that she no longer has a filthy rich husband (who is so very showbiz, too). And then she starts crying right after she says something along the lines of “One thing I will never understand about their culture is how it’s okay to hurt their women!!!”, and I’m like “Oh my godz! She’s more fab than ever now!” And then we switch to Channel 7 and I am fascinated and amused by Annabelle Rama’s crying.
Anyway. Photos and other chopsueynesses! To cheer me up!

My lunch. And I wonder why I’m so fat. Look at that.

Our mommy dog, Panda, gave birth to six puppies yesterday (Mother’s Day!). We have little cows. So fun.

With four of my favorite girls: Klassy, Sanya, Shauna, and Sam aka the LezzieGangBang. Taken the first Sunday of May in Ziggurat. It’s been ages since the five of us last hung out. I think that’s what happens when people grow up.

Too funny not to post. Sam captionized this photo as “Stumbleupon…?” There’s Shauna and I, giving Klassy our undivided attention as Klassy raves about Stumbleupon. I know I look bored, but I was actually quite enthralled. Shauna just looks puzzled.
Today’s notable YM snippet. Conversations with the ex-boss:

He left me at my hotel at 3:00 AM murmuring: “You’re marvelous.”
-Anais Nin, Diary Volume Two
That pretty much sums up the vibe this past weekend. Now, I go to work.
















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Our bitch is pregnant too. What the hell do we do with more puppies when we already have 13 dogs?
Mara, anong dogs mo? Gimme gimme! :)
speaking of hanging out, i miss my old crew… :(
bitch looks incredibly happy to me.
ay! facckk i didnt get to see that. replay! huhuh.. i LOVE, heart,
RUFFA i mean =)
Your lunch looks great :)
A plateful of seemingly ungreasy pork/chicken?! YUM!
Your lunch looks better than mine. Fuck weight! I wanna eat!
I saw Sanya’s fave camera angle again. haha.
Btw, i have a new linkage. Modify your url. Thanks.
lunch is pork? chicken? it looks good.
Chicken ♥
So you have a dog named Panda, and it gave birth to little cows? I’m confused :-P
in the 1st pic, shauna does look like lizzie mcguire
CHRISTINA AGUILERA, not Hilary Duff