I’m blogging to say that…I won’t be blogging much. Yeah, I’m a stupet. No, actually, I just needed to update because my month-to-date archive’s looking quite dismal. Thing is, I am happily allowing myself to be pwned by work. So I’m not really minding that IT has blocked my website and all proxy servers known to man (I’Z IN UR ‘PUTER!!! SKROOWING WIT UR PROXZIEZ! J0O SNEEKY SNEEKY! ZURF CONTR0WL!), and that the only sites I have access to are Flickr and TMB, and that we are constantly requested to render mandatory overtime (usually asking us to give up our second lunch)— it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay.
Although I think that if those IT boys only knew how hot I am, it’s possible that we could work something out. Stealz! I asked you ages ago: are they blowjobabble? No? Ok!
Also, this cat has a fever:

And I’m just an obese LOLkitty.
Hiatus schmiatus. I’m renewing this domain for another year (it expires in three days), I just have to find time to go the bank or Globe to make the payment.
I hope to be able to catch my breath, adjust, and be back by next week. Til then, I’ll be busy with work, fending off the subtle advances of a co-worker, clumsily checking out Mr Supervisor, naming random inanimate objects around the house (last week, I named our water pitchers Oscar and Bettita; that same week, Mikey and I agreed to name our first-borne daughter Bettita [I like that name so much. Bettina, too] and our first-borne son Dodgie [nicknamed Bobet by Steel]. I forgot what our pet cat’s name’s going to be, but I know our dog’s Sneakers and our pigeon’s Celso. Or was it Naldy?), and wasting money on bag after bag of colorful bendable straws (it’s funner to snort things with these, don’t you know?). In the meantime, I should get some sleep.
Are you ready, boots? Start walkin’.
















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no! no! i tried somethign else, i TMB’d the message and the proxy. OMG. Im so excited i almost came!
Can you at least still post pictures? You know so I’d have new material to mastur–nah.
Also, didn’t we agree to name our second son Bhoy? You know so our grandkids could have a Tito Bhoy?
Tito Bhoy from Bulacan. So. His name will be Bhoy From Bulacan Villar.
You’re making fun of our future :(
I hope Bobby gets better soon!
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WTF, I leave you alone for some time and you’re making babies with Mike already? Yay!
Huh? This domain is one year old already?? Seems younger. What an ugly cat! :P But I hate cats, so… every cat to me is ugly.. sort of ;) haha
You make excpetions for your Humpy’s cats! Take that back! Bobby is a handsome cat! Say it!
ugly cat… fatty.
If that makes you sleep better at night, then okay!
awwww your such a sweety… i like girls that tuck me in.
The cat has a fever…thats terrible. Its a silly picture for sure!