
What do you do when a guy dumps you? You date his friend, of course.
But seriously, I think it’s about time I be nicer to myself. I’m going to stay away from boyfriends. I was my worst last Friday and it just shows what a…I think the word is “bitch”…I am: it was my friend’s birthday party and I made out with her boyfriend. I am not someone you’d like to be left alone with your guy.
I disgust myself sometimes.
Anyway, just got back from this Baby Boy’s christening in Quezon:

Isn’t my godson absolutely adorable? Funny story: I got to Quezon still drunk from Friday night. That pink retro dress in my last entry, the one I was supposed to wear? Didn’t happen. I just threw on a clean shirt, rushed to High Temperature (my friends’ bar), put on some make up, and then went to the church. So Eight’s dad handed me a candle, right? I was like, what a nice glittery blue candle dum dee dum dee dum. YEAH, I WAS NINANG. And I didn’t even have a gift.
Some photos. Because it’s a Monday:

My low-rise jeans and my sexy (pre-beer) tummy. See my mole and the lace of my undies? Yay!

Maling love! I was drunk (again) last night and Allah and I had the munchies when we got home. I now have a nice little cut on my right ring finger which I probably got when I was massacring the maling.
Photos of photos from Jen and Niel’s wedding last year:


I didn’t look as bad as I thought I did then, after all. I remember being the first to be made up and I hated how rough the gay make-up artist was with his sponge and brushes and how I was too sleepy to complain (sleepy, not hungover) and ALL THE AQUANET and trying to sleep without messing up my face.
AND THIS! THIS IS MY BEST MARY-KATE FACE!!!

Heh.
So yeah, I’m taking a break from heartache and stuff. The best friend’s coming over mid-June to look for a job (behind her mom’s back lololol) and nothing’s final yet, but I might have a room mate. I know I know, I’m not good with room mates but she’s my best friend and I figure that with having her around, the chances of me bringing home men (who will only end up, I don’t know, breaking my heart or something) will lessen. My only concern is that because of the lack of space, we’ll be sharing my bed and she has a boyfriend and I know they’ve already had sexy time on my bed several times. It’s okay, really, but just not on a regular basis.
Also, we’re looking into enrolling ourselves in a bartending course (so we can go to Florida, roflwaffle). I’m too lazy to google right now, maybe later at work (sigh. Work) but if any of you out there know where we can take lessons, please leave me a comment or email me (mynameishelga[at]gmail.com).
Bobby still has a fever, I’m worried now. His fur’s all blah and rough, meaning he hasn’t been grooming himself. My dad said cats really do get sick and stuff, so he doesn’t see the need to take him to the vet. Poor baby cat.
Monday again and I’ve been up since 7am. I’m going to die tonight.
















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I don’t like your Mary Kate face. What you have now is better. It just looks it so don’t ask me why. Did I read you right? Stay away from boyfriends? How about me?! I keed!
You’re a boyfriend, Fritz? Whoa, suddenly, you’re ten times more appealing. Fritz, you almost-model, call me.
Almost-model were it not for the height disadvantage, fuckit! Oh well, can’t have em all.
Better take Bobby to the vet, hot stuff. He’s really sick, if he’s in that state. And not the casual sick. I mean in-danger-of-dying sick. :/
Haha the baby with the lunettes , thats hilarious! Yeah I just blogged again but about how happy I am but I couldnt go into detail but I can in your comment, cuae there are no spies here. I know its sad that I have to worry about spies. I miss him so much! Ahh he’s driving me crazy, in all the right ways!
you look purty without makeup. there’s no need to wear some. but that’s just me. so let’s see, when your drunk, you’re really drunk? i mean drunk drunk? lol
Thanks :)
And yeah, when I’m drunk, I’m drunk. I’ve had my Behaved Drunk times, but they’re outnumbered by the Crazy Drunk ones.
A look at you and rapid cognition tells me you’re a bit Ma. Clara-ish and didn’t really make out with your friend’s boyfriend. But seeing the pictures of you and Mike sleeping together -drunk, it’s possible that you really did. Haha.
Something’s wrong with your ‘rapid cognition’ because Ive never, in my whole 21 years of existence, been described as a bit Maria Clara-ish.
And I’m hoping that one day, those photos will disappear from the internets. Or at least from the general public.
You’re right, I could be wrong -but hey, glad I’m the first to describe you that-a way.
So those pictures are examples of your “Crazy-Drunk” moments. Maybe not even? :)
I hope you stick with your “Crazy-Creative” works. They’re truly-ly interesting.
This is too odd. And strangely coincidental. Is your latest conquest a meaty lawyer? I’ve read Dark Love. And a friend who’s confided some fucked-up shit going on in his life. Or are there just too many of Them and of You?
Duh. I meant “And HAVE a friend…”
Too many of Them and Me. Not a lawyer. A teacher, I think.
That’s disappointing. My greater scheme of things has been foiled again — apparently lawyer-boy’s girlfriend found him out, and he is now, how’d you put it?, “emotionally-available”. A little heartbroken, since he was set on marrying her, but nothing a little playstation and a lot of good head wouldn’t mend.
You’re 22 now, be good. Above all to Helga.
You should tell me who you are, really.
I’ll ask you out maybe, and you can decide then. But only if you promise: (1) not to lust after my perfect tan (not with a capital “T”, let’s not panic); (2) to drink beer ONLY; (3) bring Drew, who you’ve made me grow to adore; (4) have Mike Villar take down those “emotionally-disturbing” pictures (LOL with me, baby!); and (4) have a blast this weekend, because things are looking up, Helga. Laytah dahling!
omg! we have the same mole on almost the same spot!!!
You’re a bitch, you know that? Yes - you do. I already wanted to write “I hope it wasn’t Aa’s bf” - but it “reads” like it wasn’t. ;)
If I ever come to your country, it’ll be WITHOUT Alex.. buahaha!!!! :P
The baby with the over sized glasses was precious. That and the mole and undies pic :)
peace!
Haha, the Mary-Kate face. And it really does look like her. Great elastic face job :P
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