Your friendly neighborhood barbies (Tanduay Rhum Barbie, Euro Whore Barbie, Birdie Barbie, and Popstar Barbie) are throwing a papapapartay this Saturday, though not necessarily in honor of my turning twenty-two. Truth is, I just wanted to make that little banner thinger, and the party was actually supposed to be last Sunday but the cleaning lady came in late.
Let’s get happy with Tanduay, romaine, and Ashlee Simpson! .!!!
Fine. Maybe there will be actual food and there will definitely be some Lindsay Lohan and maybe a little Hilary Duff; but I will not be providing beer. Because I will be tempted to drink it. Because I’m drinking beer again.
A warning, though: the guest washroom’s toilet doesn’t flush.
OMG, I’m 22 tomorrow. And now a meme.
Instructions: Imagine if your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Use your media library (Ipod, Media Player, etc.), put it on shuffle mode, press play for each question and press next for the next questions.
Opening Credits: Never Is A Promise, Fiona Apple
You’ll never touch – these things that I hold
The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own
You’ll never feel the heat of this soul
My fever burns me deeper than I’ve ever shown – to you
Waking Up: Beautiful, Belle and Sebastian
But everyone she knew thought she was beautiful
Only slightly mental
Beautiful, a bit temperamental
Beautiful, only slightly mental
First Day At School: No Sleep Tonight, The Faders
Girl, you won’t be sleeping
No sleep tonight
Do I have to spell it out in black and white
Falling In Love: Flowers, Cibo Matto
I want certain words more than a thousand flowers
Fight Song: Not Too Late, Norah Jones
I’ve seen people try to change,
And I know it isn’t easy,
But nothin’ worth the time never really is
Breaking Up: Two Beds and a Coffee Machine, Savage Garden
Another ditch in the road
You keep moving
Another stop sign
You keep moving on
Prom: Whenever There Is You, Koop
So, please
Let our life begin now
Say you will stay with me
And be my man
Life’s OK: Beautiful, Late Night Alumni
I don’t have to dream
Reality is beautiful in you
Mental Breakdown: They Are Night Zombies!!! They Are Neighbors!! They Come Back From The Dead, Sufjan Stevens
I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S! Ring the bell and call or write us
I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S! Can you call the Captain Clitus?
B-U-D-A! Caledonia! S-E-C-O-R! Magnolia!
B-I-R-D-S! And Kankakee! Evansville and Parker City
Driving: Just Like Heaven, The Cure
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
Flashback: Feelin’ Kinda Sunday, Nancy Sinatra
The bells I hear in me say I should be getting up soon,
Been travelling all morning long, but I’m still here in my room
Getting Back Together: First Orgasm, The Dresden Dolls
I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
Won’t you hold me?
Wedding: Fell In Love With A Boy, Joss Stone
I fell in love once and almost completely
He’s in love with the world and sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
Birth of Child: Chariot, Gavin Degraw
You’ll be my vacation away from this place
Final Battle: L.O.V.E., Ashlee Simpson
Love is an energy, love is a mystery
Love is meant to be true
Love is a part of me, love is the heart of me
Love is the best thing we do
Death Scene: Me And The Minibar, The Dresden Dolls
No such details will spoil my plan
That is the kind of girl I am
Funeral Song: This Place Is A Prison, The Postal Service
I know there’s a big world out there like the one I saw on the screen
In my living room late last night,
It was almost too bright to see
And I know that it’s not a party if it happens every night
Pretending there’s glamour and candelabra
When you’re drinking by candlelightWhat does it take to get a drink in this place?
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
See you on Saturday! Want me to bring anything?
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May 31st, 2007 at 6:48 am
I repeat, just in case you forget: A Beautiful Stranger!
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habbbbbberdey helguh~ i’d like to come but we don’t noes each other yeyt~ lol
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yay for hearbtreak hiatus. yay for birthday craziness!
have lots of fun but don’t do anything that you might regret. =p
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have an Mmmboppin’ birthday Helga The Weber! :p
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May 31st, 2007 at 7:42 am
Thanks Benj!!!!!!!!!
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A very unrelated comment, but the earlier string was getting too tight. Just read Mike Villar’s blog. I hope we comment-ers didn’t hit bad nerves. I’m sorry if I did, and certainly did not mean to.
Good vibes all around — after all, it is your birthday. Let’s welcome the weekend a tad early, shall we? 22 years = 22 Lapads AND 22 wishes. Happy b!
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May 31st, 2007 at 6:54 am
22 longnecks, yo. Thanks :)
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yeah twentytwo
holyfuck i met you when you were nineteen hahahaha
nineteen
what the hell
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May 31st, 2007 at 7:18 am
Yet it feels like a lifetime!!!
Cue: awwwwwwwwwwwwww <3
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Happy birthday, Helga! For some reason since 2003, I’ve never forgotten that May 31st is your birthday.
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May 31st, 2007 at 8:55 pm
That makes me smile, considering that a lot of people greet me a day early :D
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Happy birthday, Helga!!! :) :) :)
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happy birthday :)
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22 na ‘kaw. Nung pinadalhan mo ako ng photo mo sa snail mail, 15 ka palang ata nun. hahaha.
Happy bday, Helga!
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May 31st, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Pota. Haha! Fifteen! I wonder if I still have those letters. HANSON FAN PENPALS, WHAT IS UP!!!
Thanks, Laarnaaaaay :spin:
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happy birthday to one of the coolest girls in the net!
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May 31st, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Awww, Lizzles. Thanks!
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Happy bday :)
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Yay for your birthday! If I was in Pinas, I’d show up to your party. heh, have fun, k? make sure you wake up with your pants on. nyehe. kidding.
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Happy bday Helga! I already said so on bebedawl, but another time wouldnt hurt :P:P thanks for visiting. i hope you dont get tempted to drink. HAVE FUN with your barbies :)
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[...] 3. Someone celebrated her birthday yesterdey! Actually, today my shift. So technically, it ain’t yesterday for me yet~ Hemingways, Happy Birthday Helga! Helga will be throwing a party in Loyola Heights, Quezon City. So Yay, A Birthday Party? And A Meme! down at her blog. [...]
Wow, happy birthday! ;] Link-exchange, please?
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happy birthday. have a great one!
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helga!!!!! happy birthday!!!!
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Feliz Cumpleaños Helga!
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oh and btw, Mabuhay ang GEMINIS! =)
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happy 22nd birthday! good blessings on ur way! :)
thanks for visiting my bloggie (through keysi’s) and for commenting.
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Happy 22.
Still got years ahead of you :P
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Happy birthday!
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OMG Happy birthday to you dear!
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