L: Yna and I at my condo. R: Yna, Coco, and I at Pau’s condo.

You kinda scared some of us helga. And by “some of us,” I mean me. And the poor dude who was manning the front desk when you arrived.

Good thing you missed my condo by around 4 buildings.

-Pau, on a drunken Helga dropping by to say hi

My birthday party was awesomecakes and I’d like to take the time (while I’m on hold with United Airlines) to thank everyone who came, especially Allah and Drew who helped with the expenses. I’m most likely to upload and post the photos (I look hideous, drunk, and hideously drunk in 90% of them) some time this week, because I am back to internet-less condo living.

I’ll blog about the party next time because a Birthday Party Blog without photos is senseless and just downright wrong.

And. I lost my phone at my own birthday party. Rather, my best friend’s phone (Aa, if you’re reading this, I’ll text you. And pay you back, of course). I feel like the universe is playing one big cosmic joke on me. Is this your idea of a good time, you asshole? Or is mercury in retrograde? Cos I haven’t been having the best of luck with mobile phones and laptops lately. My chest feels tight now. Hik-bi.

(I can’t believe I fucking lost a mobile phone. I’m usually responsible when it comes to such things. I’ve only lost two phones my whole life— the first time, I was drunk and passed out in our dorm garden; the second time, some asshat fished it out from my bag while I was in Galleria, one day before my debut party. ARGH.)

And I swear to gawd, this did not happen:

From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Monday, June 04, 2007 1:37 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE: KITTY PHONE HOME

You remember when you downed Red horse straight from the bottle like it was water, dont you? And when you spilled everyone’s beer on the poker table and on Bim’s seat? Lolzifiable!

You don’t have to be embarassed though, believe me. Everyone had a grand time. We had our own share of drunken booboos. And we appreciate you momentarily DITCHING YOUR OWN PARTY BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SEE US! :)

Jesus Christ.