THIS PASSION’S A PLAGIARISM.

June 14, 2007 at 3:50 am | Filed under ditz drivel

The world seems to be spinning out of control and while I’d like to spin with it (or against it), I’m looking to put things into perspective.

Quezon City in the afternoon rain is an unfriendly state to be in.

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TWO SATURDAYS IN PHOTOS.

June 11, 2007 at 11:43 am | Filed under camwhorage, joyful girl

In this entry, I kill your browser with lots of photos because I have been hit by a bout of laziness.

SATURDAY, JUNE 02 aka BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Nevermind that Allah and I can only remember bits and pieces from that night (leading us to believe someone laced the alcohol with E or Valium), it was fun. Judging by the photos, yeah?

This would be my birthday banner. Yes. Maribelle is not my real name.

This is me showing some Absolut Bling-bling loving.

How…apt? :D Here, Adam Mordo shows off the party name tags.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

Okay, I don’t wanna deal with this right now. More photos here.

SATURDAY, JUNE 09 aka COLLEGE (ka-laydge) PANTY PARTY!

Saturday, eight-ish in the morning, after work. We’ve accepted the fact that we live a junkie lifestyle. We just need a dead baby in a crib and we’re all set.

L-R: Helga, Allah, Drew, Anna, and Aa (new housemate!)

This is what we like to call ‘breakfast’.

First, we make a star. Then we attempt to construct the Eiffel Tower with our fingers.

Can anyone say ‘NECK ACROBATICS’?! Also, I super love this shot. If the pitcher were a flower, it’d be so The Baby-Sitters Club.

Obviously quite drunk. But I would’ve pulled the same pose otherwise.

My best ‘Hey, my name’s Helga, wanna play?’ face.

Drunk cheerleader!

Coincidentally, I was wearing the same pair of panties during my birthday party.

Anyway. I’m broke and sleepy. I’m hoping Aa gets her ass back to the city ASAP because I expect groceries!

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JESUS. CHRIST. BIRTHDAY RETARD.

June 5, 2007 at 3:15 am | Filed under camwhorage

L: Yna and I at my condo. R: Yna, Coco, and I at Pau’s condo.

You kinda scared some of us helga. And by “some of us,” I mean me. And the poor dude who was manning the front desk when you arrived.

Good thing you missed my condo by around 4 buildings.

-Pau, on a drunken Helga dropping by to say hi

My birthday party was awesomecakes and I’d like to take the time (while I’m on hold with United Airlines) to thank everyone who came, especially Allah and Drew who helped with the expenses. I’m most likely to upload and post the photos (I look hideous, drunk, and hideously drunk in 90% of them) some time this week, because I am back to internet-less condo living.

I’ll blog about the party next time because a Birthday Party Blog without photos is senseless and just downright wrong.

And. I lost my phone at my own birthday party. Rather, my best friend’s phone (Aa, if you’re reading this, I’ll text you. And pay you back, of course). I feel like the universe is playing one big cosmic joke on me. Is this your idea of a good time, you asshole? Or is mercury in retrograde? Cos I haven’t been having the best of luck with mobile phones and laptops lately. My chest feels tight now. Hik-bi.

(I can’t believe I fucking lost a mobile phone. I’m usually responsible when it comes to such things. I’ve only lost two phones my whole life— the first time, I was drunk and passed out in our dorm garden; the second time, some asshat fished it out from my bag while I was in Galleria, one day before my debut party. ARGH.)

And I swear to gawd, this did not happen:

From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Monday, June 04, 2007 1:37 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE: KITTY PHONE HOME

You remember when you downed Red horse straight from the bottle like it was water, dont you? And when you spilled everyone’s beer on the poker table and on Bim’s seat? Lolzifiable!

You don’t have to be embarassed though, believe me. Everyone had a grand time. We had our own share of drunken booboos. And we appreciate you momentarily DITCHING YOUR OWN PARTY BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SEE US! :)

Jesus Christ.

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