I’m currently insanely addicted to TeamSugar. I love how I can get all my entertainment, beauty, fashion, food and health, and techy news in one site. For someone who’s too lazy to scour the intarnets and wade through all the filth, this is just pure awesomeness. NEVER AGAIN WILL I BE OUT OF THE LOOP! Mooharharharhar!

Anyway, here are five interesting things I came across during my lunch hour.

FROM POPSUGAR:

A photo of Britney Spears from the set of her new video (Get Back), with her looking like a ghetto tranny. W-W-WEZT-SAHD!!! Not that I know the Westside hand sign. But yeah. RIP: Helga’s Britney Fandom. A moment of silence, please.

FROM GEEKSUGAR:

A laptop table I would kill Africans for: The Offi Mag Table. It’s versatile, too, doubling as a side table and can apparently be converted to a seat with storage (I’d like to know HOW?).

I’m probably the only laptop owner out there (also, I have two laptops, big whoop) who doesn’t have a laptop bag. Okay, so I do, but it’s black and ugly and I hate putting my Veronica Mars in it because I don’t feel that it’s safe enough. So here’s the super funky Vlieger & Vandam Guardian Angel bag that offers all laptop owners a sense of false security, for $419 (which costs more than my monthly rent). I’d like one with an embossed AK-47 or crowbar, please.

FROM BELLASUGAR:

I recently started wearing eyeshadow (a drab green color from The Face Shop, to be exact) and I’ve gotten a lot of comments from co-workers since. Comments such as “Oh hey, Helga’s wearing make-up!” (umm, I wear make-up everyday?) and “What’s up with your eyes? You look like…the queen of the ocean.” (from Mr Supervisor tee-hee) and “Kamusta naman ang make-up natin diyan, bakla” etc etc. So this new series of loose powder eyeshadow called Overshadow from The Balm is just something I’d like to add to my make-up kit. Available in four colors (If You’re Rich, I’m Single; No Money, No Honey; You Buy, I’ll Fly; and Work Is Overrated), unavailable in the Philppines.

FROM FITSUGAR:

Now this is just about the coolest shit I’ve seen this week: The Treadwall, an indoor climbing wall and treadmill in one. I doubt I could fit this thing in my home, though, but Jesus! I never have time to go wallclimbing anymore, so having a Treadwall would be awesome like dimsum.

A conversation I had with Mr Supervisor about 15 seconds ago:

Mr Supervisor: *says something to me in German*
Helga: Look at this! A treadwall!
Mr Supervisor: *does a climbing motion with his hands* Yeah, I saw that a while ago. *pause* I told my mommy about it.

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Edit// So. I’m our account’s official muse for the upcoming sportsfest. FTW.