Because my discipline and self-control (which were never really much, to begin with) can be likened to a two-dollar ho (cheap and easy. Okay, so maybe just easy) whenever faced with ice cold beer and mounds of cooked rice, my midsection is now disgustingly out of shape.
“WTF, did I swallow a keg?” pose.
I CAN PINCH AN INCH!
Beer. It’s bad for you.
Years ago, not only did I have a flat tummy, I actually had badass! swimmer abs. Of course, when you’re a 13-year old highschool sophomore surrounded by genetically skinny girls with numchucks for arms and legs, the 3 Ts (thin, tan, and toned?) go unappreciated (if not hated). Okay, so I wasn’t thin then; ‘athletic’ would be the more apt term. But I definitely wasn’t this fat.
I know there’s nothing more unattractive than unloading body drama on other people, so I won’t. But just to say: I do not have body dysmorphic disorder (Jesus, look at how ugly my belly button is! And my cellulite count outnumbers the population of Japan! And look how tight XXL panties are on me!)— on the contrary (and because I’m such a weird), there are certain regulation body defects of mine that I find cute. LIKE MY STRETCH MARKS. I think they add character. This is coming from a person who thought the same of burning cigarette holes into her Miriam College skirt (”Helga, WTF are you doing?!” “Adding character!” “No. You’re drunk.” “Yeah. That, too.”).
Tomorrow, I start working out again.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
Aye. But SRSLY, you don’t need it. It’s actually kinda cute that it’s not completely flat.
I want a woman’s bodeh, not a child’s! :P
Some guys like pot bellies!! That girl in Pulp Fiction wanted it ;) Haha.
Fabienne! Well, if I had someone looking like Bruce Willis calling me ‘Sugar Pop’ and ‘Lemon Pie’, I’d love my pot belly, too :D
You think that belly’s bad?! That’s nothing!
And beer is not bad! No its not! No its not! no! no! no!
You call THAT a tummy? WTF?
…Beer belly then? :(
no beer for me, i have stretch marks, not appealing at all, especially when your family member’s point them out x.x
I’m actually happy that you posted this. I’m getting fat too, but mostly because of food (Holy Kettle Korn!) Anyway, as the saying goes: Misery loves company! Nyahaha!
We have to get rid of the flabs at the side, and our inner thighs! (My bod looks just like yours actually) And damn those panties, we might as well buy XXXXXXXL. Haha!
it’s not bad helga!
^ i say something like this a lot to myself but keep
starving myselfdieting anyway hahaha =Pbut really, we’re never as fat as we think =)
Beer. It’s bad for you.
Blasphemer!
Yeah you are totally gross. That must be why you posted 5 photos of yourself for everyone to see. Faggot.
Hey, here’s a suggestion, white trash: instead of wasting your time leaving comments on other people’s blogs, why not get a real job?
Take it from someone who distastefully displays shower photos of herself in her blog.
Ok, you call that a tummy? I wonder what I should call my midsection. :|
If you really believe that, you’ve got some serious issues.
Hey.. that tummy is sexy enough for me Helga! This one wishes her tummy were truly not rolls of fat but -sigh- it’s life.
Umm… ok… ? tsssss
…not fat at all
don’t listen to the haters
WTF? What’s wrong with an abdomen like that? If that was in front of me, I
d hug it, kiss it and lick it right there and then.
On a side note, that body is much better than the extremely skinny supermodels who die from starvation or OD on cocaine.
im working out starting tomorrow, too. this weather’s totally screwed my sched.
Those are flat abs.
Man, you’re going anorexic. From the front, it looks flat to me. Do you want it to go into your ribs? hehehe.
Take a profile shot, maybe it would look different on sideview, but i really doubt it.
still looking good, helga.
And I was wide-eyed the whole time.
Fat. *snorts*
There’s nothing wrong with your tummy! You’re still super skinny!
I feel you with the body thing. Some days is fine and other I just want to peel it all off :) I miss your face since bebedawl.. aww, I’m glad I have your site to visit though :) Have a great weekend.. with lot’s of beer :P
Well you still look sexy with the tummy. ANd gosh my tummy nowadays is quite big . I need to go on a hunger strike!
Im detoxifying this week. Major booze fest over the weekend, ARGH. I look pregnant!
wtf your tummy is fine
i miss you on bebedawl aww :(
Ohmygawd! Shuddup! You are a hawt babe! LOL. You look just fine. But seriously, no more beer. j/k
we have the same tummy!! i got my flabs after not working out for 2 months. anyway, i was going to read your blog while i was at some net cafe (because i have friggin dial up at our house in davao!!) and i didn’t know you posted half naked pics!!! some boys saw it and i felt a bit embarrassed :P anyway, you still look sexay!
WTF are you doing in Davao!
i just thought of going to davao since i haven’t seen our house there. lol it was something spontaneous :P
Your tummy is ayt it has the letter V!! I have been trying to achieve that!! Im skinny like anorexic and my tummy is flat but it does not have the V which totally defeats the purpose of it being flat! bah!
Obviously, we don’t have the same tummy. Harhar. Mine was waaay bigger.
No more beer. Just.. Jose Cuervo. Yummehhh!
almost the same as mine when not relaxed (haha!) and i have a different ribcage.
I wonder I still have no tummy though I drink beer almost every week…hahaha! :D
You look fine. You just like to show off. Eh.
I agree with the show off bit.
ur tummy looks yummy to me :D
I never liked beers.. I mean it’s just too “bitter”.