So I was drunk the whole weekend. I haven’t had that much alcohol in a while and to prove just how plastered I was: I’ve got a ginormous bruise on my ass (and several smaller bruises on other various body parts) from apparently falling off a sidewalk into the street before crashing into a car. And then I broke my heel. AGAIN. My poor lovely red fuck-me pumps, I was going to rule the world with you.
Quick rundown of the weekend that was: nutty weather, “Green dress! Green dress! Green dress!”, Eric Kupper @ Embassy (!!!), “Pok-pok! Pok-pok! Pok-pok!”, pure Absolut (Jesus Christ), Grey Goose, eating two McDonald’s meals, sneaking in Aa, waking up (still drunk) in an empty bed with Aa going through my cabinet, and itching to drink again. Except I fell asleep.
Route 196, Session Road, PH 9.0 (my Saturday night accessory), Sol de Espana, an overpriced bottle of Tanduay (450 bucks? Are you fucking kidding me?), Lomos, chicken, nachos, lots and lots of pizza, waking up at the Meatshop, wondering what the hell Allah was doing at the Meatshop and why wasn’t she at work (that took a few moments to register), 7-11 morning alcohol run, beer, making Drew proud by not falling asleep and entertaining the guests, drunk texting the mancandy, and waking up just as the mancandy walked in.
“You’re so ta-LEN-ted”, Meatshop, more rum, friends, friends of friends, Sienna College girls, a bangus tattoo, Una Sikat, corporate phone messages, Helga Bear, and streetside camwhoring at 6am.
And now I feel like crap. Alcohol overload. I’d like a carton of Nativa, some fruit, and about 14 hours of sleep, please.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Bad habits never die, they get better.
Cheers for drunken weekends.
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Detox is good, detox is your friend.
But hey, hectic weekends of drunken debauchery tend to be worth the crash later on. ;p
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I miss my weekends of booze and hangovers!
Absolut is my best friend.
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Bad grrrrl!
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Oh how I want to party with you :)
Like the outfit very much :P
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August 22nd, 2007 at 1:51 am
I know! We can party like a couple of over the hill teen queens :D
Thanks! It’s just a tank top and panties.
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Those were fuck me pumps? I don’t know about ruling the world, but you and Aa sure ruled the ledge.
The car your head crashed into called me btw, asking if you have insurance. ;-)
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August 22nd, 2007 at 1:33 am
Don’t remind me about the ledge bit. I thought I was 17 years old, not 22. :P
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How do you break your heels??? Anyways, nice shot
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August 22nd, 2007 at 1:49 am
It’s the way I stomp around in them :(
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vodka, drunken weekends, crazy friends. nakakamiss!
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I drink almost every day, every weekend. Every night.
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Right. Cheers to drunken weekends. :D . It seems that weekends are made specifically for that.
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Hi there! I see that you will be attending the second Taste Asia event tomorrow. Hope to see you there! Happy blogging!
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i installed it and it was fine but then i couldn’t make any posts, could’nt make new pages, and couldn’t add new categories. so i’m just waiting for the guy at install4u or whatever to install it for me and figure out the problem. btw i love drunk stories lol
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You broke your heel and crashed into a car? Tsk tsk. Poor car. :(
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the weekend has landed!!!!
yo helga when is that avenue q thing..i’m jealous like you don’t know how…are you on facebook? hahahaha i am!
so what else is new?
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August 25th, 2007 at 4:24 am
WTF, you’re on LJ and you don’t know Avenue Q?! You’re too cool for Avenue Q?!?!?! :P
I dont have tickets yet booo.
And I’ve been meaning to get Facebooked! I’ll add you up when I sign up.
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Hehe well I was but man, it’s a bitch to customize. So I went with XMB but I’m trying to make it as unique as I can. :P
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you are so fucking delicious.do you want to be a pornstar?
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August 27th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Thanks and no :)
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Your legs are so beautifuL~
and your writings more so. =(^-^)=
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