Planning on changing my domain name, because really, ditz-revolution AND blog.ditz-revolution are just too long. I should’ve listened to John over a year ago, when he suggested I go get helgrrrl.com.
A huge part of me wants to keep the ‘ditz’ part. Ditz-x.com, perhaps? But I also want my name in there. Helgatheweber.com, maybe? Then there’s also helgrrr.com and helgrrrl.com. Also, lolkitty.com, if it’s available.
Superditz.com? Naaaah. That’s just too funneh (bugs bunneh).
Odd odd day. I was in the sourest of moods up until 15 minutes ago.
Also:
From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:22 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE:I cant help it! I do it subconsciously.
Sabi lang ng kasama ko, “Ano ba makatingin to si ventus parang hinuhubaran na yung babae! Grabe.â€Â
Then I was like, “What? Whaddido?â€Â
From: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2007 4:17 AM
To: Ventus, Ramil
Subject: RE:WHAT
From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:14 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE:No. Mob. Angry boyfriends. Meh.
From: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2007 4:13 AM
To: Ventus, Ramil
Subject: RE:Boner? :P
From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:12 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE:He turned his entire blog into a forum? WHAT?!
SKINNY JEANS will get me killed someday.
What a voyeur, that Ramil guy is. And what a gay:
Flash dicks? Okay.
I’m in a bad mood again. Did I just hear our team manager say ‘Chuchubells’???
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
WAIT! I can explain everything! FLASH DICKS is what I labeled my 2GB USB flash disc! Where I save photos of dicks…ohkay!
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August 31st, 2007 at 5:10 am
Ramil_Ventus: YOGA BOOK? Does it teach you to flex your arms 10 times longer?
And remind me to not talk to you again anymore, you slithering fatzorz snake you.
Helga Gabrielle Weber: yOU’RE MEAN. that’s why you dont get laid.
Oh wait, that’s Ade.
Ramil_Ventus: That fatzorz gets more lay than I do.
Anyway, can you do Yoga Fire?
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August 31st, 2007 at 5:13 am
GAHD I’m really gonna stop talking to you!
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I vote for hellgirl.com. Or paurocks.com
And Steel should really rename it to Floppy Dicks.
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steel and skinny jeans. Way to give me an image to ruin my day.
er…helgrrl helgrr, helgahead!
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August 31st, 2007 at 8:47 pm
I was thinking of ‘helgahead’, too. Or ‘skills’, but that one’s likely to be taken. :cute:
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I think helgatheweber is pretty cooliooo.
Big LOLZZ @ Flash Dicks.
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chuchubells?? Jesus Helga you make me laugh! no wait that was RAMIL, wait what? FLASH DICKS?? ghey. ghey.ghey. and also GABRIELLE?? oh and i vote for helgrrr.com, ditch the ditz or go for helgatheweber.com, gaah! i want my own domain too!!
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August 31st, 2007 at 12:57 pm
This girl knows too much. Where’s that bottle of rohypnol and my M600 when you need them?
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August 31st, 2007 at 8:26 pm
You no make fun of my middle name! And it’s pronounced as Gab-ree-yeh-leh, too (not Gabrielle Gabrielle). Ghey.com!
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September 1st, 2007 at 3:03 am
hey i wasnt making fun! in fact, i like it, hmm.. Gab-ree-yeh-leh.com ? Nah.
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I’ll vote for helgrrr.com! Where do I vote?
Also, more suggestions:
helgatehweber.com
helgatehwinner.com
blog.sexyfuntimewithhelgatheweber.com.ph
weberhasflavor.com
helgrrrhasflavrrr.com
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August 31st, 2007 at 8:30 pm
To the polls! Bah, I’m not about to geek out and create a poll. I like weberhasflavor.com, haha. Or! WEBERGOTFLAVOR!
And the day I get a tittie job and liposuction (and botox) and put up a paysite, I’ll register sexyfuntimewithhelgatheweber.com.ph.
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i like helgrrl.com and helgatheweber.com, too. you can keep the ditz in your tagline. :)
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August 31st, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Something totally ghetto like: Helga The Weber dot Com: Imma start a ditz revolution.
…EGH.
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Helgatheweber would be good! :P
HAHA! FLASHDICKS. Nauuuughty!
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I’d pick Helgatheweber.com!
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August 31st, 2007 at 11:46 pm
I know, right. Helgatheweber.com is WHACK!
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Helgaliciousweber.com!
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Yeah, because “Helgatheweber.com” is SHORT(er)! What about Humpster.net :) Or Tracylover.com or gayga.com :D
Need to go – lover’s here
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September 1st, 2007 at 1:03 am
Aha, I see what you did there. Also: GAYGA, WTH? Is that…like, “awesome” in German :P
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Ew I hate skinnies with a passion! Maybe I’ve just never seen anyone wear them nicely here. =S Well it’s all a matter of personal opinion. =P
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helgrrr.com sounds cool, but then again: will your visitors always remember that there are 3 R? hehe! but it’s nice url anyway.
and, because netters prefer a short one, most of them [us, anyway!] are lazy to type a long URL, a good URL is actually:
- simple, but unique
- easy to remember
- simple to type
well, IMHO only :)
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helgrrrl.com is still good. :)
I will probably be setting up shop at a new domain myself, if I do decide to blog again. (Details in email to follow.)
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I want helgrrr.com! Yes, without the L. Harhar!
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