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I CAN HAS SUGGESTIONS?




Planning on changing my domain name, because really, ditz-revolution AND blog.ditz-revolution are just too long. I should’ve listened to John over a year ago, when he suggested I go get helgrrrl.com.

A huge part of me wants to keep the ‘ditz’ part. Ditz-x.com, perhaps? But I also want my name in there. Helgatheweber.com, maybe? Then there’s also helgrrr.com and helgrrrl.com. Also, lolkitty.com, if it’s available.

Superditz.com? Naaaah. That’s just too funneh (bugs bunneh).

Odd odd day. I was in the sourest of moods up until 15 minutes ago.

Also:

From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:22 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE:

I cant help it! I do it subconsciously.

Sabi lang ng kasama ko, “Ano ba makatingin to si ventus parang hinuhubaran na yung babae! Grabe.”

Then I was like, “What? Whaddido?”

From: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2007 4:17 AM
To: Ventus, Ramil
Subject: RE:

WHAT

From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:14 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE:

No. Mob. Angry boyfriends. Meh.

From: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2007 4:13 AM
To: Ventus, Ramil
Subject: RE:

Boner? :P

From: Ramil_Ventus
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:12 PM
To: Helga Gabrielle Weber
Subject: RE:

He turned his entire blog into a forum? WHAT?!

SKINNY JEANS will get me killed someday.

What a voyeur, that Ramil guy is. And what a gay:

Flash dicks? Okay.

I’m in a bad mood again. Did I just hear our team manager say ‘Chuchubells’???



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26 Comments »

Comment by Steel UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 04:58:37

WAIT! I can explain everything! FLASH DICKS is what I labeled my 2GB USB flash disc! Where I save photos of dicks…ohkay!

Comment by Helga UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 05:10:55

Ramil_Ventus: YOGA BOOK? Does it teach you to flex your arms 10 times longer?
And remind me to not talk to you again anymore, you slithering fatzorz snake you.

Helga Gabrielle Weber: yOU’RE MEAN. that’s why you dont get laid.
Oh wait, that’s Ade.

Ramil_Ventus: That fatzorz gets more lay than I do.
Anyway, can you do Yoga Fire?

 
Comment by Steel UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 05:13:39

GAHD I’m really gonna stop talking to you!

 
 
Comment by Pau PHILIPPINES
2007-08-31 06:36:45

I vote for hellgirl.com. Or paurocks.com

And Steel should really rename it to Floppy Dicks.

 
Comment by thegreatest PHILIPPINES
2007-08-31 08:10:22

steel and skinny jeans. Way to give me an image to ruin my day.

er…helgrrl helgrr, helgahead!

Comment by Helga UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 20:47:19

I was thinking of ‘helgahead’, too. Or ’skills’, but that one’s likely to be taken. :cute:

 
 
Comment by Juice INDONESIA
2007-08-31 09:51:26

I think helgatheweber is pretty cooliooo.

Big LOLZZ @ Flash Dicks.

 
Comment by alohapenny PHILIPPINES
2007-08-31 12:37:04

chuchubells?? Jesus Helga you make me laugh! no wait that was RAMIL, wait what? FLASH DICKS?? ghey. ghey.ghey. and also GABRIELLE?? oh and i vote for helgrrr.com, ditch the ditz or go for helgatheweber.com, gaah! i want my own domain too!!

Comment by Steel UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 12:57:48

This girl knows too much. Where’s that bottle of rohypnol and my M600 when you need them?

 
Comment by Helga UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 20:26:13

You no make fun of my middle name! And it’s pronounced as Gab-ree-yeh-leh, too (not Gabrielle Gabrielle). Ghey.com!

Comment by alohapenny PHILIPPINES
2007-09-01 03:03:13

hey i wasnt making fun! in fact, i like it, hmm.. Gab-ree-yeh-leh.com ? Nah.

 
 
 
Comment by Baddie PHILIPPINES
2007-08-31 16:16:10

I’ll vote for helgrrr.com! Where do I vote?

Also, more suggestions:

helgatehweber.com
helgatehwinner.com
blog.sexyfuntimewithhelgatheweber.com.ph
weberhasflavor.com
helgrrrhasflavrrr.com

Comment by Helga UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 20:30:14

To the polls! Bah, I’m not about to geek out and create a poll. I like weberhasflavor.com, haha. Or! WEBERGOTFLAVOR!

And the day I get a tittie job and liposuction (and botox) and put up a paysite, I’ll register sexyfuntimewithhelgatheweber.com.ph.

 
 
Comment by kristine PHILIPPINES
2007-08-31 16:59:25

i like helgrrl.com and helgatheweber.com, too. you can keep the ditz in your tagline. :)

Comment by Helga UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 21:06:56

Something totally ghetto like: Helga The Weber dot Com: Imma start a ditz revolution.

…EGH.

 
 
Comment by utakGAGO PHILIPPINES
2007-08-31 18:29:34

Helgatheweber would be good! :P

HAHA! FLASHDICKS. Nauuuughty!

 
Comment by Laarni PHILIPPINES
2007-08-31 20:47:50

I’d pick Helgatheweber.com!

Comment by Helga UNITED STATES
2007-08-31 23:46:19

I know, right. Helgatheweber.com is WHACK!

 
 
Comment by Dante PHILIPPINES
2007-09-01 00:40:07

Helgaliciousweber.com!

 
Comment by Tracy GERMANY
2007-09-01 00:55:01

Yeah, because “Helgatheweber.com” is SHORT(er)! What about Humpster.net :) Or Tracylover.com or gayga.com :D

Need to go - lover’s here

Comment by Helga UNITED STATES
2007-09-01 01:03:42

Aha, I see what you did there. Also: GAYGA, WTH? Is that…like, “awesome” in German :P

 
 
Comment by Katy UNITED STATES
2007-09-01 03:30:28

Ew I hate skinnies with a passion! Maybe I’ve just never seen anyone wear them nicely here. =S Well it’s all a matter of personal opinion. =P

 
Comment by Vanes NETHERLANDS
2007-09-01 05:03:20

helgrrr.com sounds cool, but then again: will your visitors always remember that there are 3 R? hehe! but it’s nice url anyway.

and, because netters prefer a short one, most of them [us, anyway!] are lazy to type a long URL, a good URL is actually:

- simple, but unique
- easy to remember
- simple to type

well, IMHO only :)

 
Comment by John Steven UNITED STATES
2007-09-04 15:41:41

helgrrrl.com is still good. :)

I will probably be setting up shop at a new domain myself, if I do decide to blog again. (Details in email to follow.)

 
Comment by Shari PHILIPPINES
2007-09-04 18:04:07

I want helgrrr.com! Yes, without the L. Harhar!

 
2007-09-07 05:02:46

[...] On changing my domain name. Well, I’ve got the choices down to three: helgatheweber.com, weberhasflavor.com (thanks, Baddie!), and helgaholic.com (as suggested by the mancandy). I super like all three; good thing I’m broke as a single mom with a drug addiction at the moment, so I have about 15 days to decide on one. CT: helgaholic is available btw CT: as is helgasms helgatheweber: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA helgatheweber: Stop giving me more options!!! [...]

 
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