I was going through my old LJ entries yesterday, in an attempt to re-acquaint myself with this person whom I shall now call Miriam College Helga (not to be confused with Miriam College-Girl Helga— which she never was).
A picture of Miriam College Helga. Drunk. Out of her college level mind. Doing the Emily Rose thing.:
From what I gather and from what I’ve read, Miriam College Helga and I aren’t very different from each other. We both like the same things such as long drunken walks on the beach, making fun of ugly people, power, ambassadors, crash diets, and emotionally-abusive men. I think Miriam College Helga and I are MFEO and I should seriously consider lesbianism.
So I went ahead and compiled a list of my favorite Miriam College Helga LJ entries. The public and deemed “safe” ones, that is. Too bad most of her entries have been privatized and too bad my proxy hates LJ (I can log in to MCH’s account, but I can’t go to her archives or access her journal afterwards) because I would so love to dig up show off her emo post-teenage angst VERY INTELLIGENT COLLEGE-Y entries and put them here. But anyway.
1. Conversing with god, posted March 3, 2005.
HELGA (aka the little cramming twerp): god, please, if you help me and promise me that I won’t die tonight and I can finish writing these two papers before my brain shuts down and melts into a puddle of melted butter oozing out of my nose, I promise I will never ever everevereverever do anything bad until I die or turn 50 (whichever comes first).
GOD (aka the big bad ass kahuna): heh, di ako naniniwala sa ‘yo.
Ohno ohno ohno ohno, the Ionamine is wearing off!!!!!!!!
2. Here with my best friend, posted September 9, 2005.
So Aa and I are thinking of doing something stupid. Like start a drug addiction.
3. Excerpt from New acquisitions, posted May 14, 2006.
I don’t wanna go back to college this June. I want to audition for Pinoy Big Brother and keep working at eTelecare instead. My new goal in life is to be absolutely and horribly jaded by the time I hit the age of 24. I also plan to be kinda-unbelievably rich by that time so I can quit my job and start hunting for that ambassador who will make an ambassadress out of me.
And then I live happily ever after until the age of 35. Or until my first socio-political (and very much public) scandal.
Someone obviously needs to sleep.
4. Excerpt from Holy ho, I’m bored, posted December 27, 2005.
Stop selling myself short, stop acting like a ditz.
But I like being dumb and vapid and getting all ebullient over the shallowest things, like beer bubbles and new shoes. I’m scared I’m turning into a real ditz, though. Case in point:ME: Dad, I know there’s a movie marathon on HBO today.
So starting next year, my entries shall be formal, sophisticated, classy, devoid of hahas and OMGs, and boring. It’s for my own good. I need to be formal, sophisticated and classy because I plan on marrying a diplomat.
5. Excerpt from Schoolgirl crush!!!, posted on…okay so LJ’s kicked me out.
He was wearing a white ONE wristband and I had the urge to start a conversation, amidst our class discussion, about thesis and Live8 and makepovertyhistory and Bono and Rockstar Politics and all that jazz. Anythiiiiiiing.
He’s an MC graduate and was one of Radj’s favorite students. Radj called him Paulo and I thought “Shit, he’s going to be a bitch to find on Friendster what with the 134563287563 million Paulos in the world.” Damn it, of all the days to come in late, it had to be today!
HE’S ALSO A LAW STUDENT AND OMG, I WANNA MARRY A HOT LAW STUDENT AND I CAN LISTEN TO HIM RATTLE ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION AND I’LL GLADLY COOK HIS BREAKFAST, SHINE HIS SHOES AND DO HIS LAUNDRY. OMG, anything for a law student husband, a litigator ala John the Biscuit on Ally McBeal (but hot and without the gazillion quirks).
Law student! So smart! He’d comment every now and then and OMG I love how he talks and I had to not be so obvious so I just kept on doodling on my notebook, throwing Radj some questions for clarification about the laws we were discussing. Wow, that’s a long sentence. AND RADJ HAD TO MAKE FUN OF ME TODAY! But it’s okay! That gave me a reason to talk and dazzle him with my wit and charm and fantastic sense of humor! When Radj asked if I brushed my teeth cos it looked like I just woke up, it gave me a reason to give a big smile! Rrrrrrrrawr!
Sedition! It’s a legal technicality! He said so! I believe him!
It’s a bit alarming how I’m still the same ditzy college student. No wonder I fail at life. Maturity, where are you!
Also, I just got PWOTted. :blah:
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 24. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
Ahh, the power of emotionally abusive men. They always have something in them which drives me (and apparently you) crazy.
I think by the time I’ll be your age, I’m still gonna be the same immature me (probably fatter). Haha.
emotionally abusive men…fuck, im hooked on them… sad… :(
I’d like to think I’m getting better now. Current mancandy gives me the happies, too bad it’s got an expiration date LOLit solis.
Grrr. Happies and expiration dates are usually just a temporary high. But at least you have it. I don’t know which one I should settle with. Haha.
Come back to LJ na kasi!
But LJ is emo-land!!!
helga, that pic is scary… and your so skinny!!
Taken one November night, two years back, when I used to subsist on Red Bull light, coffee, diet pills, Chippy, and stress caused by Thesis.
Um…. LOL?
Weren’t you supposed to go to Law school? :P
That boy in the orange sando sure looks bothered.
Oh.
And I bet he makes you feel hot and bothered, Mr Flash Dicks.
Eh?
I miss your LJ entries too. They are more different actually than here. lol.
Unrelated. Did you see the dental chair right beside the girl’s bathroom at meatshop? There is a dental clinic INSIDE meatshop.
I’ve noticed that dental chair ages ago pa (so ya, Im kewler than you). I thought bodega lang yun?
Right. You didant change at all! But that’s a good thing, trust me. Also, I found a way to add height. Will show you next time. Please understand that I may then need to sit down in order to talk and face to face. Whatanass, APIR!
This quick Photoshop lesson…will there be rumcoke involved, or say, beer?
I so remember that picture, I loved from the moment I saw it. Did you post it on bebedawl? I can really recall seeing it from there.
I think I did, I think I did! :spin:
HAHA. I wanna do this thing tooooo! Lol. I do have an LJ account and yeah – it’s really random and all..