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A Busted Wrist and Other Stories

I’m supposed to be on my way to work but I have to go to the hospital first, have my right wrist immobilized or something, and get a medical certificate before I can show my face at the office. I am NEVER attempting to do yoga ever again. Whilst drunk, that is.

On changing my domain name. Well, I’ve got the choices down to three:, (thanks, Baddie!), and (as suggested by the mancandy). I super like all three; good thing I’m broke as a single mom with a drug addiction at the moment, so I have about 15 days to decide on one.

CT: helgaholic is available btw
CT: as is helgasms
helgatheweber: Stop giving me more options!!!

Moving on, I want a Lomo. Like, I will pay 4252345 men to sleep with me for one. I mean, check this out:

Taken with my point-and-shoot Cybershot:

Taken with Jeanette, Drew’s Lomo:

Are you nodding with me here?

Again. Cybershot shot:

Versus Lomo shot:

Lomos: making drinking beer at 7 in the morning look good.


All Lomo shots are taken by the Katipunan Weather Boy.

Also, I’m never drinking again.

Also, I’ve tasted heaven. The much vaunted Cupcakes by Sonja over at Serendra? HEAVEN HEAVEN HEAVEN. Sonja should come up with, like, a rum cupcake (or diet pills-flavored cupcakes). I mean, if the alcohol’s in my food, it’s not considered drinking, ya?

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  • Reply mara September 4, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. Sonja’s cupcakes are evil. Which cupcake have you tried? I’ve eaten the one with oreo cookies as its base with the rest of it filled with whipped cream.

    • Reply Helga September 4, 2007 at 8:49 pm

      We tried four, and I remember all their names because Im awesometastic like that! Creme brulee, red viking vixen, mocha motion, and chocolate surprise. We had to go back to get more of the creme brulee. Rawr! I cant believe Im rawring over cupcakes.

      • Reply mara September 4, 2007 at 11:52 pm

        And they put in a box and a paper bag and it’s so prettttaaaah!

        Loves it. I only remember the price of the cupcake I ate: 98 pesos. I ate the 98-peso cupcake.

        • Reply Helga September 5, 2007 at 8:49 pm

          The flourless one??? I wanna try that, too!

          • mara September 5, 2007 at 9:07 pm

            Try it! It’s too sweet though. I couldn’t finish it.

  • Reply Laarni September 4, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    I love lomo and the helgasms too. Nyarrrr.

  • Reply Juice September 4, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    I know. Lomos are hot. I want to get one too. Yeee.

    I mean, if the alcohol’s in my food, it’s not considered drinking, ya?

    Definitely not ;P !!!

  • Reply "almost model" Fritz September 4, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    Do they really have digital Lomos now? For how much? Saw ones that require film before in a hobby shop at the 2nd level of Greenbelt 4. Is my mind screwing with me or do I remember correctly that they cost only a few thousand buckaroos? I think I saw three kinds.

    Anyhoots, although helgatheweber already has you painted all over it when it comes to recall and association, helgaholic does sound awesomecakes!

    • Reply Helga September 5, 2007 at 9:02 pm

      Digital lomos? We can only dream :( My friend Drew has the film developed at Digiprint and they transfer the photos to a CD. And they deliver, too!

      • Reply Fritz September 6, 2007 at 12:46 am

        Right. Did a research and nothing came out. I’z invent one nao. BRB.

  • Reply alohapenny September 4, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    shoot i just remembered my hospital entry not being posted yet.

    “Also, I’m never drinking again.” – ahehe

    and helgaholic sounds great!

    • Reply Helga September 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm

      Lol. So I went to Makati Med yesterday. Fun. They stuck a needle in my hand and injected me with pain killers. Koowool.

      • Reply alohapenny September 5, 2007 at 10:23 pm

        i know!! i got injected with something else though.

  • Reply Pau September 5, 2007 at 6:30 am

    What Fritz said. Digital Lomo?

    • Reply Helga September 5, 2007 at 9:04 pm

      Digital lomos? We can only dream :( My friend Drew has the film developed at Digiprint and they transfer the photos to a CD. And they deliver, too!


  • Reply Beejing September 5, 2007 at 6:34 am

    I’d go for Helgaholic. Suits you, you know what I mean.

  • Reply Katy September 5, 2007 at 7:35 am


  • Reply niki September 5, 2007 at 8:52 am

    those cupcakes are evil! i want them!!

    but helgasms sounds good too, bwaha!

  • Reply jb September 5, 2007 at 10:53 am

    you dont need to pay men for a lomo, just sleep with me, :b
    You can create lomo images from your digital images. check this out.

  • Reply Ade September 5, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Lomography is awesome!

  • Reply thegreatest September 5, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    hrm…people must get IN LINE. =p

    lurve the lomo pics, remind me to steal jeanette.

    Goin back for creme brulee today…

    • Reply Helga September 5, 2007 at 9:05 pm

      We forgot creme brulee :( But s’ok, I wouldve ended up late for work.

  • Reply crisel September 5, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    going for sounds like you own the site. =p

  • Reply Baddie September 5, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    You can do 3 blogs! – your usual brilliant asshattery. – photoblog featuring pics of you licking stuff. and cats. – photoblog too. pics of you drunk.


  • Reply mimi!! September 6, 2007 at 12:31 am

    get lomos from (i got mine there. i think its cheaper?) i have a holga and supersampler (i like that better) ^__^

    lomos are cool :)

    and i like helgaholic :)

  • Reply Kenneth September 6, 2007 at 12:52 am

    Awesome domain name options you have there :) Good luck choosing one. And don’t forget to notify us of which one you’re getting!

  • Reply Tracy September 6, 2007 at 4:00 am

    Lol, you’ll never stop drinking :D Loving the pictures. Your hair has gotten LONG! But what is Lomo???

  • Reply may September 6, 2007 at 6:40 am

    i love helgaholic! lol @ yoga, all that reminds me of is farting.

  • Reply Ria Jose September 6, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    HELGA!!! I miss the LJ days… If it wasn’t for the Pinoy Evil Blog Awards, wouldn’t know you have your own domain now. :D

  • Reply Daniel Ted September 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm


  • Reply Connie September 6, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Re domain name: Helgasms sounds delicious. hehehe

  • Reply Thao September 6, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    I think Helgaholic is perfect, haha.

  • Reply Vanes September 7, 2007 at 3:44 am

    but on the other side, helgasms could be mistaken as helga-sms :D

  • Reply sam September 11, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    oh hai!
    helga! you look like an olsen in the pics! (its a compliment ;) )

    • Reply Helga September 11, 2007 at 8:31 pm

      I know I do :P Heh. Oi, I have Facebook na, but I can only log-in at work and do nothing else.

  • Reply D September 17, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    h, lookie preview from 10 rolls of lomogoodnezz on katipunanweat… rest is on multiply (private, don’t worry lol). you’ll love it!

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