I think my lips are pretty awesome. They’re luscious and full (but in a non-anal spinchter kind of way), they’re shaped perfectly (I think), they’re naturally flushed (they used to be, like, red but almost eight years— z0mg, it’s been eight years?!— of smoking kinda dulled the rosiness) and they look soft. And they’re yummy. My lips are so hot, I’d date them if I could.
PUCKER UP!
Lookit those two hotties! Bad photo, I know. That’s how I look like when I don’t Sally-Hansen my femstache for a day and zap my zits with Panoxyl every eight hours. But aren’t my lips gorgeous? Angelina ain’t got shit on me.
I love my lips and I maximize their loveliness by making sure that they’re super prominent. This entails monthly collagen injections (when I’m short on cash and time or when my brother changed the hiding place for his Calayan gift certs, I just ask one of my housemates to punch me. Hard), whipping out a brown eye pencil and drawing an arrow (pointing towards them kissers) on my face whenever I’m in a room full of beautiful women, and making Zoolander lips everytime I see a camera pointed at my direction. If none of the abovementioned succeed in catching people’s attention, I shift to plan B which is usually me standing on any elevated surface with my shirt rolled up above my breasts while chanting “I need to reroute the encryption modules” over and over again.
MY LIPS. ON A GOOD DAY. SUCH UNEQUALED DICK-SUCKING LIPS.
Alina: PS: How can you have such a perfect big lips?
Tracy: Because God knew she’d give a lot of blowjobs
Yeah, that was pretty pointless.
More VH LOLs (side-by-sides made and sent by the insistent mancandy— who seems to have a thing for borderline jailbait cases):
MY LIPS ARE SO RED, I MUST’VE GIVEN SOMEONE HEAD. I RHYMED!!!
Truly? I sort of see it now.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
I sort of like, in an intense with a giddy feeling kind of like, your lips on the first photo because when you look at it closely, the swollen bit closely resembles the color and texture of my coc… oh look, atis!
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September 15th, 2007 at 3:36 am
Damn it, Fritz, I’m imagineering your other head.
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Big fan of THE LIPS.
dsl’s…rawr.
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September 15th, 2007 at 4:33 am
Digital Subscriber Line? :kissy:
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Hahaha the BJ convo cracked me up. Not buying any of that collagen or Calayan shit. I know it’s natural. Like I can’t sense the Helgarcasm already :P
Oh hello Vanessa Hudgens! Am I going to see a naked picture here soon? Bahahaha.
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You do know Vanessa Hudgens took naked pictures of herself right? But if you like her then I guess…
I love your lips though I’m not a fan of the make up of you in the first Vanessa comparing picture.
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September 15th, 2007 at 3:30 am
VANESSA HUDGENS?! N000DZIKAL?!?!?! NOOO, I DIDANT KNOEZ! :shocked:
And yes, I know I go overboard with the blush.
(PS: I started liking VH after seeing those photos)
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Same cheek bones, same nose. Her smile has a curl to it than yours, I think. And her face is more rounded. Yours is a bit angular, but I see the resemblance.
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September 15th, 2007 at 3:34 am
“And her face is more rounded. Yours is a bit angular”
I see what you did there, Mara. No, I will not stuff my face with food.
:P
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You do look a lot like her. The 2nd comparison shows it a lot.
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Are you turning into an Ade? :P
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September 15th, 2007 at 5:12 am
I by ‘turning into an Ade’, you mean ‘being a sexy manly beast who unfortunate enjoys the company of men, felching, and gawking at chickens’, then no.
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September 15th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Wait, WHAT?!
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Popped over from Chas as I saw your comments.
Hello from Norway and wishing you a lovely end to your week :-)
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I think I saw a pimple there. Can I pop it? No? K.
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Pointless??? NO WAY!!!!
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I have the hugest man-lips I know. Does it matter? Not really.
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I’m imagining you as Fiona of Shrek… the second picture is the ogre part lol (Yes, I’m mean!)
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I know what this post is all about so here it is:
FINE! YOU LOOK LIEK VANESSA HUDGENS.
Hmkay?
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Lips. Lips. Lips.
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you’re prettier than her
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