Hi, my name is Helga and my face in that photo up there is what I usually look like when I’m in a good mood. Just in case you’re a bit stupid, I’m the one in the brown hoodie.
It’s Friday, I’m in love. Not necessarily in a good mood, not necessarily focused, not necessarily in tip-top shape.
SO ANYWAY, BECAUSE I AM PERPETUALLY DISTRACTED BY WARBOOK AND NOW, MARS 2025, I’ll go down Lame Lane and do a meme.
But before I do, a question: how do you pronounce ‘meme’? Because I say ‘meeem’ and if you pronounce it any other way, YOU ARE WRONG.
Appetizer
How much money do you plan to spend this upcoming holiday season?
— Um. My whole 13th-month pay?
Soup
What was the last television show you watched, and was it good?
— Euromaxx on some local tv station. It’s something I can watch in complete silence. Meaning: no running commentary on how moronic the show is.
Salad
If you had to paint the walls of your living room tomorrow, what color would you choose?
— My landlords are a couple of assholes and this is a lame question.
Main Course
Name something clever or practical you have thought of that should be invented, but hasn’t yet.
— YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE AWESOME? If goddamn workforce just did it’s fucking job correctly and be able to accurately forecast our call volume BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING FORCED TO CUT OUR LUNCH HOUR IN HALF TO RENDER OVERTIME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Dessert
List 3 things you would like to receive as gifts this upcoming holiday season.
— a Lomo Fisheye
— a taser
— a sunny day
I hate this job.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
I thought I was the only one who watched Euromaxxx. hahaha.
I’ll hook you up with a “Sunny Day”… and it’ll come before the Holidays just for you. I’m not sure if you folks get this show in PI, but I highly recommend watching Ninja Warrior. It’s like the old school American Gladiators except it’s in Japanese and you don’t go against ghey people named Turbo or Nitro.
what do you use on your eyelid? the white thingy? i’ve been seeing it on you in a couple of pics. it looks good. ^_^
You look dead cute when in a good mood ;-)
lol you’re so photogenic, too cute. hell ya, TGIF, This was a really long week, but im pretty sure this weekend will definitely go really fast :(
I pronounce it as mem. I guess I’m wrong then. I would love a lomo camera rather than doing the job manually on photoshop and tasers are so popular these days, it’s all over the news. I hope you don’t need a license to own one.
I think MEME is pronounced as MIMI.
Parang, ako! ako!
lol.
I want your hair down!!
Anyway, how about in a bad mood? Helgrrrr. :p
Sabi ng meem, kokontra pa eh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
HUHLOLZ
Off-topic:
I must say, really great job bitching out the guard yesterday.
All I heard was “tagalog tagalog tagalog tagalog TWELVE MIDNIGHT tagalog tagalog tagalog tagalog TWELVE MIDNIGHT…”
For future reference bayb, it’s “alas dose ng umaga”.
You bitched him out so well, I was getting scared for myself, might catch the backblast of that prodigious ire and have my panties shredded to bits.
But you sure told him.
Friggin self-important moran…
Hehe.
Who doesn’t hate their job? Mars2025 is based on Earth: 2025. Might want to check it’s out, it’s primarily a political game (if you play in the UM/Earth Council server). It’s been around since 1996 I think. http://games.swirve.com/earth - where n00b5 always get p4w7
So welcome aboard ;)
—
Ashkael, Mars2025 Administrative Group
List 3 things you would like to receive as gifts this upcoming holiday season.
1. a million pesos
2. a billion pesos
3. a trillion pesos
LOL?
Uh, no, no LOL.
Nice nails and rouge! :)
haha you look so cute!
You are adorable! And hey, I like memes. ;P
everytime I read your blog there’s always something dealing with warbook lol, makes me more interested in it. BTW, i loooove your nail color, WHAT IS IT?!!!