Helga: So Allah and I were talking about you this morning and we both agreed that you’re *mahinhin.
Lover: WHAT?!
Helga: -nods- Yup.
Lover: I’m mahinhin?! I got you in bed the first night!
(Posted here to publicly announce that lover is a stud and not a *girly boy)
SO ANYWAY. In a random yet blazing moment of clarity that hit me at a little before 9pm, Monday night— while shoveling some korean chicken barbecue and rice into my mouth and thinking about the bibingka I was going to have for dessert, mind you. It’s awesome how my brain multi-tasks— I realized: it’s about time I seriously leave this job and this industry. And when I say ’seriously’, it means with genuine, earnest intent.
But first: rack up some qualifications and take formal courses on whatever it is I wanna do. And then I can start being a normal person. But first, I shall look at these loose diamonds.


Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 24. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 



Ayayay! Good luck with that plan! :P
Great plan. But not too normal, I hope?
YOU ARE taking this being normal thing seriously than your diet!! NOOOOOOOO!!! I want abnormal Helgrrr!!! lol
haha, thats cute! do a job that you want to do, I suggest traveling job, if that is what you want to do. I’m just implying that for some reason
the question then should be.. what is it that you wanna do? (if you say ‘nothing,’ that would’ve been my answer as well)
Some men have effeminate qualities about them.
Good luck with your mini-plan. ;))