THURSDAY:
Wait, Thursday? Since when was Thursday part of the weekend, you not-a-thinking, you?

Since never, actually.

FRIDAY:
At exactly sometime-around-4:in-the-afternoon, I receive a message from work saying that my leave for the day was approved. I jumped up and down, raised my arms in the air to expose my CHUBBY ARMPITS (as lover described them /wrist), and leaped into lover’s arms. And because he is a waif who needs to be hospitalized whenever I punch him in the face in my sleep, I accidentally broke his back.

I nursed him back to health with my awesome Nurse Helga skills (what, you didn’t know I was a nurse? Dude, don’t you know? All Filipinos are nurses) and off we went to the Ortigas area where I satisfied my God complex by buying (a pirated copy of) Sims 2. And then because lover needed his James Marsden fix, we saw Enchanted.

*insert witty caption here*

SATURDAY:

I install Sims 2. At exactly sometime-around-9:in-the-evening, lover comes to pick me up. I open the door in my underwear, give him a quick peck on the lips, and run back to my laptop.

He manages to force me into getting dressed for this:

Cinemalomo at Cinematheque at Mogwai Cafe at Cubao X. Yeba.

So we can give moral support and throw my panties at this:

BDSL/KF: Official Cinemalomo 2007 entry. Double feature starring underground lomo cinema actress Allah Katipunanstar (RIP 1985-2007). Directed by Drew Passport and Tatit Roa. Taking some silly camera club to the next level. Werd.
Read the little poster text here. Watch the trailer here.

By “adults only” they meant ADULTS ONLY: gratuitous boob scenes, unnecessary nudity, legs spread wide open over an innocent Tanduay bottle, inappropriate name dropping, language not suitable for young audiences and the easily offended pussies. Lover was watching with one hand over his left eye. It’s that bitchin’. Umm, okay.

SUNDAY:

Helga, at exactly sometime-around-5:in-the-afternoon, to self: Mkae. Second day of having Sims 2 in my laptop and I still can’t use the build tool and I’m kinda sick of just creating family after family. This sucks. Maybe I need to buy a mouse? Okay. I go buy mouse at Gateway.

Helga, at exactly sometime-around-7:in-the-evening, to self: Mkae. I have mouse now and a bunch of blank CDs so I can install Sims University and Night Life. I go build the perfect Sims Woo-hoo! pad and seduce Don Lothario away from that Caliente sister.

Helga, at exactly sometime-around-7:in-the-evening, to self: FAWK. THE. WHAT??? I still can’t build houses?! WHAI! These stupid pre-built condo houses are confusing! My Sim can’t have a bathroom that tiny! And these windows are hideous! And the flooring looks like someone emptied their bladder all over it and didn’t bother cleaning up!

Helga, still at exactly sometime-around-7:in-the-evening, to self: Bah. I go kill my KFC 2-piece chicken meal because I Am Frustrated. And lover better get here before I eat his.

Helga, at exactly sometime-around-9:in-the-evening, to self: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY LAPTOP WHY IS IT TAKING TEN MINUTES TO REBOOT WHY IS THE SOUND GARBLED WHY WON’T SYSTEM RESTORE WORK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!

Helga, at exactly sometime-around-11:in-the-evening: *hurls laptop at lover*

Lover: *bewildered, yet sexy look* WHAT?!

Helga: *stomps right foot repeatedly* FIX IT!

And my very macho and very manly lover saves the day.

So much for Sims 2. But I will not give up! Three options:

1) Buy a new pirated Sims 2 installer, one without bugs.
2) Buy/borrow a non-pirated Sims 2 installer (anyone???).
3) Buy more RAM for my laptop.

Before anyone asks: I didn’t stay sober over the weekend. I had five rumcolas which translates into 15 shots of La Tondeña. Pretty light for a Saturday night.