This Trillanes guy, what a funny. Nothing came out of the Oakwood Mutiny so what made him think he and his little army would get anything out of besieging the Manila Pen? On second thought, he did get something out of the bloodless mutiny from four years ago: a seat in the senate. Just shows how what-a-not-thinkings the Filipino masses are.

SERIOUSLY. I was asleep when the quasi-coup happened. Lover and I were planning on catching a movie in the Makati area because he’s leaving me for the weekend (HEY BOYS, I’M GIRLS! WANT SOME SMEXY NO-STRINGS ATTACHED SEXY TIME SATURDAY NIGHT??? CALL ME! LOVER IS OUT OF TOWN… oh wait, look, an email. What? He missed his flight?! WHAT? His flight was really for Friday night and he was stuck in traffic for over two hours on his way to the airport, for nothing? HYUK HYUK HYUK, THIS LOVER PERSON, FUNNIER THAN TRILLANES)… wait. What was I saying?

Again. So I was sleeping when our hero decided to waltz out of his court hearing. I was still sleeping when whatever happened at the Manila Pen happened. I got a text message from lover saying that due to the “stupid coup” we won’t be able to go on our Makati Movie Date so can he just use my body for secks, please? Fine by me. I was still in bed when our hero and his crew surrendered to the mighty mighty tank that busted down the lobby of the Manila Pen. Oh, the hilarity of it all. I’ve had foul moods that lasted longer than this BS.

I’m willing to bet my inheritance that we’ll be seeing Danilo Lim running for office in a few years.