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MY COUNTRY GIVES ME TEH LULZ.




This Trillanes guy, what a funny. Nothing came out of the Oakwood Mutiny so what made him think he and his little army would get anything out of besieging the Manila Pen? On second thought, he did get something out of the bloodless mutiny from four years ago: a seat in the senate. Just shows how what-a-not-thinkings the Filipino masses are.

SERIOUSLY. I was asleep when the quasi-coup happened. Lover and I were planning on catching a movie in the Makati area because he’s leaving me for the weekend (HEY BOYS, I’M GIRLS! WANT SOME SMEXY NO-STRINGS ATTACHED SEXY TIME SATURDAY NIGHT??? CALL ME! LOVER IS OUT OF TOWN… oh wait, look, an email. What? He missed his flight?! WHAT? His flight was really for Friday night and he was stuck in traffic for over two hours on his way to the airport, for nothing? HYUK HYUK HYUK, THIS LOVER PERSON, FUNNIER THAN TRILLANES)… wait. What was I saying?

Again. So I was sleeping when our hero decided to waltz out of his court hearing. I was still sleeping when whatever happened at the Manila Pen happened. I got a text message from lover saying that due to the “stupid coup” we won’t be able to go on our Makati Movie Date so can he just use my body for secks, please? Fine by me. I was still in bed when our hero and his crew surrendered to the mighty mighty tank that busted down the lobby of the Manila Pen. Oh, the hilarity of it all. I’ve had foul moods that lasted longer than this BS.

I’m willing to bet my inheritance that we’ll be seeing Danilo Lim running for office in a few years.

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10 Responses to “MY COUNTRY GIVES ME TEH LULZ.”

  1. Laarni says:

    haaaaaaays nasira ang weekend!

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  2. John Steven says:

    Lawls, I was wondering last night what you thought about this. I was actually in bed listening to this live on BBC World Service when the assault happened (they had a reporter in the hotel giving play-by-play), and I’m like WTF, a mere thirty soldiers makes a coup?!? Besides their being deluded to think ‘hey we’ll walk out of court and the country will rise up and people power GMA’. O_o

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      Helga says:

    My tv was off the whole Thursday, so I was only able to catch the Friday morning coverage. I seriously hope Filipinos don’t fall for Trillanes and his theatrics, but hey, they freaking voted for him when he ran for senator.

    What’s also laughable is former VP Guingona calling yesterday the “New EDSA”. AREYOUFLIPPINGKIDDINGME.

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  3. Baddie says:

    Trillanes: “Helloes, citizens of the Philippines! I am strong and mighty and I shall not leave this hotel, no matter what happens! Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can make me surrOMG A FUCKIN’ TANK I SURRENDER GODDAMMIT!!!11″

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  4. niki says:

    Yup, Danilo Lim. And any of those guys who managed to get their photo ops wearing their plastic handcuffs.

    LULz @ Baddieh lolz

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  5. Juice says:

    I got the live news from Twitter. TANKYOU twitter although it was definitely sucky to know and to hear. Like wtf with the curfews and stupid failed coupdetat. Boooo.

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  6. Ade says:

    These Pinoys, whattalol.

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  7. beejing says:

    I so hate these dumbs! argh!

    Can’t they just go on top of Manila Pen and JUMP?

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  8. keysi says:

    IT WAS THE TEARGAS!!!! teargas made them cry! :’(

    LOL

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  9. Steel says:

    U hasz inhurrytanz?

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Getting a haircut and a treatment. Walked all the way to Katipunan from Anonas.