First, I’d like to begin this entry with three very short open letters.
Dear Future/Potential Employers Who Googled My Name for A Background Check,
These aren’t my boobs. And the girl in all the half-naked underwear-clad pictures found on this blog (clue: sidebar–> categories–> camwhorage. Enjoy)? NOT ME. Sorry. I’m too much of a busy and insanely focused-on-her-job person to spend her time in front of her living room mirror snapping photo after photo of herself for internet-whoring purposes. I know, I know. The girl suspiciously looks very much like me, but I’m telling you now: IT’S NOT ME!!!
Thank you,
Helga
Dear Lover,
Please don’t email my mom my URL.
Love,
Helga
Dear Mom,
Uh, hi. The half-naked underwear-clad chick in the pictures? Totally found her on Myspace. I just Photoshopped my face onto her body. Swear.
Love,
Helga
Now that that’s out of the way, I give you: five superduper short reasons why I want a bewb job!
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Looks better, eh? Who’s with me?
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
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bewb job! go! go! go!
hmm…i want one too…but that wud mean id have to buy new underwear…LOL
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HAHA! You’re already hot without the bewb job.
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Lol! At first the animation didn’t work for me, so I was so confused!
Yeah, get one if you think it’d make you happier, I suppose.
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of all the friggin things you paid attention to while I was teaching you photoshop, you focused on liquefy. Now I know why. BTW, you still HAVE to use the pen tool for cut-outs. Bleh.
I’m calling your dad, I’ve got his number now….REMEMBER??
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Thegreatest, can you teach me Photoshop? I want to do the same thing as Helga, only with my jockey shorts.
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January 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
A picture of you in your jockey shorts, gimme it.
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Damn, it does look better. Although my boobs are of okay size methinks.
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Goddammit. How many times do I have to remind myself about not reading your blog while at work? Also, this is the #1 reason why I taught myself how to photoshopz.
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LMAO!! So funny! My friend did the SAME EXACT thing the other day with liquify. Only thing is her boobs are ALREADY D’s and she wants them bigger. LOL.
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February 10th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
May I see?
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wahaha!! this actually made me LOL sobra!
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Sorry to be a spoil sport…I love them as they are :-)
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the bigger the better, to an extent i guess lol
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i guess it’s always greener on the other side.. haha coz i have big boobs (well, 36cs) but i wouldnt mind if they were smaller kasi theyre always spilling out of tops! i’m always afraid of wardrobe malfunctions. can’t wear tube tops… actually andaming di pwedeng isuot or risk looking slutty
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harhar
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I gained weight last year and my boobs got way bigger and guess what? Now they totally sag more and are not as high and perky, and I miss my small boobs.
P.S. I was going through your archives and remember totally hating you (like, really) for that entry about how your stomach was gross even though you’re skinny. I don’t hate you now, but I still hate the entry. :/
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I would say go go go on the boob job if you want it same as I want a rhinoplasty here heheheheh
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I… I’m hypnotized.
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ooohh!! i saw you at gateway mall knina! ur wearing that green dress.. grabe, pretty mo pala in person! haha! na-starstruck ako.. XD
oh and yeah, go with the bewb jon! haha rakenrol!
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Haha! If you feel getting a boob job will make you happier I say dooo it!
I have huge natural breast and they drive me nuts, my back and neck hurt all the time!
It’s funny women with smaller breast want bigger, and women with large want smaller!
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holy shit. moving pictures?!?!?!
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haha.. we could trade boobs !
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WTH the animation’s ORGASMIC!
i kid. i’m sixteen and i’m a kid so i kid. whatev.
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hoy chaka ka! watch this! i jean saburit kita jan
http://www.youtube.com/allahkatipunanstar
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January 28th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
HEH! You chaka piece of chaka meat!
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Myspace huh? I don’t think so Helga. lol. :D
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Woah. Well it’s your body. Do what you want to do. Looks great either way.
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You don’t need bigger boobs your one hot chic just the way you are! I can give you 5 reasons why bigger boobs suck!
1. Men will talk to them as if they will reply totally ignoring your face.
2. When you run they hurt like hell!
3. You have to buy shirts that are a size bigger because even though you wear a small your boobs don’t.
4. When you get older they sag to your knees.
5. They can make your back hurt!
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January 29th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
And most super models have tiny bewbz and it doesn’t at all make them less attractive. Told you you don’t need em upsized. Teh world agrees!
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Hey, here I am. What’s going on there?
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this blog relieves stress. (err..this blog is so not for office browsing. LOL.)
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