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FRIDAY FIVE vi: FIVE SHORT REASONS WHY I WANT BIGGER BEWBS.




First, I’d like to begin this entry with three very short open letters.

Dear Future/Potential Employers Who Googled My Name for A Background Check,

These aren’t my boobs. And the girl in all the half-naked underwear-clad pictures found on this blog (clue: sidebar–> categories–> camwhorage. Enjoy)? NOT ME. Sorry. I’m too much of a busy and insanely focused-on-her-job person to spend her time in front of her living room mirror snapping photo after photo of herself for internet-whoring purposes. I know, I know. The girl suspiciously looks very much like me, but I’m telling you now: IT’S NOT ME!!!

Thank you,
Helga

~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~

Dear Lover,

Please don’t email my mom my URL.

Love,
Helga

~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~

Dear Mom,

Uh, hi. The half-naked underwear-clad chick in the pictures? Totally found her on Myspace. I just Photoshopped my face onto her body. Swear.

Love,
Helga

Now that that’s out of the way, I give you: five superduper short reasons why I want a bewb job!

#1.

#2.

#3.

#4.

#5.

Looks better, eh? Who’s with me?



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31 Comments »

Comment by sarah
2008-01-25 12:53:51

lovit!

bewb job! go! go! go!

hmm…i want one too…but that wud mean id have to buy new underwear…LOL

 
Comment by Ria Jose
2008-01-25 13:45:01

HAHA! You’re already hot without the bewb job.

 
Comment by Holly
2008-01-25 13:48:56

Lol! At first the animation didn’t work for me, so I was so confused!
Yeah, get one if you think it’d make you happier, I suppose.

 
Comment by thegreatest
2008-01-25 14:39:51

of all the friggin things you paid attention to while I was teaching you photoshop, you focused on liquefy. Now I know why. BTW, you still HAVE to use the pen tool for cut-outs. Bleh.

I’m calling your dad, I’ve got his number now….REMEMBER??

 
Comment by Pau
2008-01-25 15:16:39

Thegreatest, can you teach me Photoshop? I want to do the same thing as Helga, only with my jockey shorts.

Comment by Helga
2008-01-28 12:49:35

A picture of you in your jockey shorts, gimme it.

 
 
Comment by Juice
2008-01-25 15:30:42

Damn, it does look better. Although my boobs are of okay size methinks.

 
Comment by Baddie
2008-01-25 16:11:26

Goddammit. How many times do I have to remind myself about not reading your blog while at work? Also, this is the #1 reason why I taught myself how to photoshopz.

 
Comment by Crystal
2008-01-25 17:30:55

LMAO!! So funny! My friend did the SAME EXACT thing the other day with liquify. Only thing is her boobs are ALREADY D’s and she wants them bigger. LOL.

Comment by The D Lover Subscribed to comments via email
2008-02-10 22:04:25

May I see?

 
 
Comment by alohapenny
2008-01-25 23:45:17

wahaha!! this actually made me LOL sobra!

 
Comment by Maik
2008-01-26 03:30:26

Sorry to be a spoil sport…I love them as they are :-)

 
Comment by may
2008-01-26 05:53:33

the bigger the better, to an extent i guess lol

 
Comment by Y
2008-01-26 05:59:38

i guess it’s always greener on the other side.. haha coz i have big boobs (well, 36cs) but i wouldnt mind if they were smaller kasi theyre always spilling out of tops! i’m always afraid of wardrobe malfunctions. can’t wear tube tops… actually andaming di pwedeng isuot or risk looking slutty

 
Comment by Tracy
2008-01-26 06:26:16

harhar

 
Comment by J
2008-01-26 07:14:36

I gained weight last year and my boobs got way bigger and guess what? Now they totally sag more and are not as high and perky, and I miss my small boobs.

P.S. I was going through your archives and remember totally hating you (like, really) for that entry about how your stomach was gross even though you’re skinny. I don’t hate you now, but I still hate the entry. :/

 
Comment by chase
2008-01-26 10:27:18

I would say go go go on the boob job if you want it same as I want a rhinoplasty here heheheheh

 
Comment by Ade
2008-01-26 16:45:16

I… I’m hypnotized.

 
Comment by mikko
2008-01-27 00:53:20

ooohh!! i saw you at gateway mall knina! ur wearing that green dress.. grabe, pretty mo pala in person! haha! na-starstruck ako.. XD

oh and yeah, go with the bewb jon! haha rakenrol!

 
Comment by Crystal
2008-01-27 01:10:18

Haha! If you feel getting a boob job will make you happier I say dooo it!

I have huge natural breast and they drive me nuts, my back and neck hurt all the time!

It’s funny women with smaller breast want bigger, and women with large want smaller!

 
Comment by keysi
2008-01-27 01:14:47

holy shit. moving pictures?!?!?!

 
Comment by mitch
2008-01-27 04:26:00

haha.. we could trade boobs !

 
Comment by utakGAGO
2008-01-27 11:12:46

WTH the animation’s ORGASMIC!

i kid. i’m sixteen and i’m a kid so i kid. whatev.

 
Comment by chaka ka
2008-01-27 19:39:05

hoy chaka ka! watch this! i jean saburit kita jan

http://www.youtube.com/allahkatipunanstar

Comment by Helga
2008-01-28 12:52:25

HEH! You chaka piece of chaka meat!

 
 
Comment by beejing
2008-01-27 21:56:01

Myspace huh? I don’t think so Helga. lol. :D

 
Comment by Exene
2008-01-28 09:50:03

Woah. Well it’s your body. Do what you want to do. Looks great either way.

 
Comment by Christine
2008-01-28 19:14:26

You don’t need bigger boobs your one hot chic just the way you are! I can give you 5 reasons why bigger boobs suck!

1. Men will talk to them as if they will reply totally ignoring your face.

2. When you run they hurt like hell!

3. You have to buy shirts that are a size bigger because even though you wear a small your boobs don’t.

4. When you get older they sag to your knees.

5. They can make your back hurt!

Comment by Fritz
2008-01-29 15:25:49

And most super models have tiny bewbz and it doesn’t at all make them less attractive. Told you you don’t need em upsized. Teh world agrees!

 
 
Comment by Scott
2008-01-29 01:52:07

Hey, here I am. What’s going on there?

 
Comment by dhonjason
2008-01-29 06:24:22

this blog relieves stress. (err..this blog is so not for office browsing. LOL.)

 
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