Lover going back home in a week. Would rather not talk about how much this devastates me. Maybe when the dreaded day comes.
Today, to keep my mind off of things, I put on some happy music (aka Hanson), broke a glass tile, and decided to make some carbonara. I whipped out the instructions my dad dictated to me while he drove me home from the grocery a couple of weeks ago and began the therapeutic process of cooking. Nevermind that everything I cook has this tendency to make my stomach stage a mutiny against the rest of my body (or maybe that was just that one time I put too much olive oil in my pesto).
Halfway through it, housemate #1 came home. So I give you: Helga and Allah, Cooking Ghetto Style. That’s what one gets with an ill-equipped kitchen.
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PAN, PLZ. AWAY FROM THE TUMMY.
POURING THE MILK.
SUP?
And proof that I actually cooked something and didn’t just camwhore— the carbonara sauce in its pre-milk stages:
It’s worth mentioning that it turned out delicious and didn’t screw up my tummy. I could’ve gone easy on the milk, though. Next time.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
YUMMEH!
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Whoa! You two can totally out-pose Jaime Oliver and Rachel Ray! Oh, OMG, starstruck moment. Is that the katipunanstar cooking?
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January 29th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Wellll, she didn’t actually cook. I just asked her to join me in some of the photos so I wouldnt look like that vain turd that I am in them :P
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I think I have similar shorts.
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January 29th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
You’re making shit up until I see pictures.
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I once tried frying hotdogs that were still frozen, ghetto style. I got hair all over it and I got burns all over my sexeh body. :(
Also, yay for me not being at work!
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Oh my Helga! You look hot! You should do a cooking show wearing only that! Hehehehe
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Bahaha! What a great idea, that looks so fun, I must try it! Plus you two look HAWT! I wish I had your legs so I could pull of booty shorts! :P
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I’m surprised!! Lol this post definitely caught me off guard and props that you guys thought to do this! The weather is pretty warm there then?? lol
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yummy…in every sense of the word :)
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Lol awesome! Those photos are hilarious!
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haha you always cook wearing that? It’s hawt! the last picture doesnt look like carbonara though…
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January 30th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Lol. That’s the chicken for it. I didn’t post the other photos.
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oh man.. and to think i was browsing this page at the office. hehe. good thing my boss ain’t around.. :D
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Damn, girl!!
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You crack me up!
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whoaa… helga! you blew me off… lol. Whatta great body. ;)
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Taking camwhorage while cooking to a new level… I LOVE IT!
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sexxay cook!
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HELGRRRAWR! YOU HOT!
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lmao did i ever tell you your freakin hilarious?! Well now i am and not only are you funny but your also one hot mama!
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ooo girl u goin off, i bet ur man was happy to see you cookin in the baywatch suit and shit lol
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where is lover going and for how long?
what kind of diet pills are you taking? must.take.asap
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February 1st, 2008 at 10:29 am
He’s going home to the good US of A :(
I’ve been off diet pills for over or close to a year now. Must be all the sexxin I’m gettin. Ok, that’s lame. I actually gained weight from all the eating and lounging lover and I do.
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February 4th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Fuck diet piils. Literary criticism classes + French theorists who keep going around in circles + midterms and reports = instant weight loss and sleep loss guaranteed. :D
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I’m looking for camel toe
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January 31st, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I found it.
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Heheheehe your blog is totally NSFW! I opened it at work and saw half naked pictures of you cooking in your bikini so I closed it immediately so my co-workers don’t think I’m looking at Helga-porn.
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February 1st, 2008 at 10:33 am
Lol, and it’s so typical of me not to put in an NSFW warning :spin:
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OMG I looooove, loooove, loooove how you were cooking in lingerie/swim wear. LOVES IT!
Question… who was taking the picture when both of you were in the shot? Was it on auto or was your “Lover” there as well? Just not in the pics?
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February 1st, 2008 at 10:34 am
Hee. It was on timer mode. We put it on top of the fridge with a pair of scissors to keep it from falling. Lover would never agree to me posting these pics if he saw them beforehand :D:D
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Whoa! I was blog hopping and when I opened your home page, I double checked the url coz I thought it was some kind of adult site. *haha*
Wish our house help wears bikinis too when she does the cooking. *hihi*
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If all chefs cook that way, there would def be a revolution :P
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yummy titties ,
cameltoe where is it?
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February 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 am
thought you’d never ask…
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February 4th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
aha I think the answer is, obviously, it depends on the angle of the camera. lol
helga,
i could eat you alive :D
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HOLY SHIT! THIS IS GENIUS!!!1 I should try cooking in my underwear as well. you think?
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February 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm
NO SWEET JESUS NO PLEASE DON’T
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Guys, I was too busy staring at Helga to read the entire damn thing. You mean she cooks? Where?
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Exactly – I need a cuddly pet that isn’t a cat or dog! A dog is too much of a responsibility/commitment. I don’t want a cat. But I definitely want something lovable with a personality.
Snakes are so cool and I’m not scared, but again, not cuddly.
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Helgurl, hindi ka ba matatalsikan ng mantika nyan sa skin? :p
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