Next to my birthday, Valentine’s Day is my favorite unofficial holiday, and I never quite understood how some people can be so bitter or meh-ed out when it comes to this day. Really, people, if you’re looking for an unoffical holiday to hate, go hate that week that comes after Christmas. Ya know, that week when we’re all scrambling to drop the ten pounds we gained from stuffing our faces silly with, uh, Christmas cheese and rice garnished with rice, just so we could fit into our New Year’s Eve Outfit. An outfit we bought a week ago, when we were ten pounds lighter. Something like that. You get my point. Right? My point being: stay away from the cheese, or else you will be doomed to be single every time the 14th of February comes around.

I swear you will.

Valentine’s Day today and I’m alone and my mouse is acting up. I don’t wanna get all pseuicidal over the fact that lover is a 14-hour plane ride away, so I’ll probably be spending tonight crying over a Hannah Montana DVD and getting drunk on Cali Shandy. To keep my mind off of things and stuff.

Anyway. I have nothing to blog about. So. Snippets from a conversation with lover.

On finding things that relate to us:

Lover: i am loving this
Lover: 10. Dada Feat Sandy Rivera And Trix – Lollipop.mp3
11. dave spoon feat. lisa maffia - bad girl (at night)(dave spoon club mix) .mp3
12. David Guetta - Love Is Gone.mp3
13. De Souza Feat. Shena - Guilty (Eddie Thoneick Remix) .mp3
14. Deep Dish feat Sharam- The One.mp3
15. Disco Freaks - Take Me 2 The Sun (Freemasons Remix) .mp3
16. Dj Antoine - This Time.mp3
17. Doc Da Funk - Real Love.mp3

Helga: im hvn another chickn

Lover: i saw her suckin on a LOLLIPOP, I knew right away she was a BAD GIRL, but I knew that all she had in her head was LOVE IS GONE, so I felt GUILTY for thinkin that. But I know I could be THE ONE for her, so I stepped up and told her, TAKE ME 2 THE SUN, and THIS TIME it will be better, coz it’ll be REAL LOVE.

Helga: Did you write tha????

Lover: yeah, just now. meh.

Helga: prntscrn

Lover: christ…
Lover: fine, i’ll stop being sweet and sappy.

I will kill in the face anyone who makes fun of my man.

On naming kids after his belly, Tiny:

Lover: yes, son, you were named after my belly
Helga: Tiny could be a girl, too
Helga: Yes, princess, you were named after your dad’s belly
Helga: NOT mine, ya hear?
Helga: I DONT have a belly
Lover: hahahahahahhha
Lover: Well, we could call her Asia
Lover: named after her mom’s azn boobies.
Helga: And she can grow up to be a porn star
Helga: Since she already has the name
Lover: damnit
Lover: why you gotta fuck up the image.
Lover: sheesh

The idea of having a daughter who grows up to be a pornstar always gives me the giddies.

On me posting the convos here:

Lover: you.are.so.dead.
Lover: like.murderized.

Happy Hearts Day, everyone :spin: