
The closest to being a girl-to-girl pornstar I’ll get.
Klassy and I dropped by a party thrown by Lauren and her college friends.
They got the Austin Powers room at Victoria Court (a motel chain).
The room had a cage and lots of mirrors.
A hot tub, too, I heard.

My knees are retarded.
And see that thing on my forehead?
That’s how big this stupid period pimple is.
Absolutely idiculous, I tell you.

Samantha James on live vocals (yay yay yay!!!).
At first, I thought she was lip synching.
And then I realized she was singing over the tracks. HUH. Betch is gorgeous.
She sang Rise twice, though. Kind of meh.

people-eat riiiiice together.
I’m lame.

Umm I’MADORKSHUTUP.

So is Klassy.

Our faces, post-beer + red wine + Kurant Sprite.
Ok.
I am super exhausted, it’s been a long, fun night. I wish I had a walk in bath. I just want to relax, get a massage, get cleaned up, and sleep sleep sleep.


Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Yay – pictures. The first one is great.
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I’m with Tracy – just love the first one. Sure you can’t get any closer? ;-)
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Thirding the first. Moar grl-on-grl action plz. ;)
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I’m gonna have to agree with John Stevens…I WANT MO GIRL ACTION! Kidding!
You’re too funny, I love the I’MADORKSHUTUP.
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Oh my god, pictures! :D You’re too cute!
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Helga… nice pics!
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Lol at your girl-to-girl porn picture! :P
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Love love. I wish I had more girlfriends.
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barely legal whoa.
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Where’s the girl pr0n?
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February 18th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Under your bed, wherelz, DUH!
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omg i didnt recognize klassy at first
you guys look hot :)
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Fuck. You got to see Samantha James. Good gig?
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February 19th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Yup, she was adorable. She sang Rise twice, though. HUH.
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Loving the first pic, so artistic hot!
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ampayat na ni klassy!
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I love the last pic
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Count me in for the first pic!
I like the ambience, remind me of something.. something.. naughty! ;)
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