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SHAG PAD, HED KANDI/SAM JAMES.





The closest to being a girl-to-girl pornstar I’ll get.
Klassy and I dropped by a party thrown by Lauren and her college friends.
They got the Austin Powers room at Victoria Court (a motel chain).
The room had a cage and lots of mirrors.
A hot tub, too, I heard.


My knees are retarded.
And see that thing on my forehead?
That’s how big this stupid period pimple is.
Absolutely idiculous, I tell you.


Samantha James on live vocals (yay yay yay!!!).
At first, I thought she was lip synching.
And then I realized she was singing over the tracks. HUH. Betch is gorgeous.
She sang Rise twice, though. Kind of meh.


people-eat riiiiice together.
I’m lame.


Umm I’MADORKSHUTUP.


So is Klassy.


Our faces, post-beer + red wine + Kurant Sprite.

Ok.

I am super exhausted, it’s been a long, fun night. I wish I had a walk in bath. I just want to relax, get a massage, get cleaned up, and sleep sleep sleep.

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21 Responses to “SHAG PAD, HED KANDI/SAM JAMES.”

  1. Tracy says:

    Yay – pictures. The first one is great.

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  2. Maik says:

    I’m with Tracy – just love the first one. Sure you can’t get any closer? ;-)

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  3. John Steven says:

    Thirding the first. Moar grl-on-grl action plz. ;)

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  4. Crystal says:

    I’m gonna have to agree with John Stevens…I WANT MO GIRL ACTION! Kidding!

    You’re too funny, I love the I’MADORKSHUTUP.

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  5. Dee says:

    Oh my god, pictures! :D You’re too cute!

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  6. beejing says:

    Helga… nice pics!

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  7. Holly says:

    Lol at your girl-to-girl porn picture! :P

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  8. J says:

    Love love. I wish I had more girlfriends.

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  9. peter says:

    barely legal whoa.

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  10. Ade says:

    Where’s the girl pr0n?

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      Helga says:

    Under your bed, wherelz, DUH!

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  14. sam says:

    omg i didnt recognize klassy at first
    you guys look hot :)

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  15. opts says:

    Fuck. You got to see Samantha James. Good gig?

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      Helga says:

    Yup, she was adorable. She sang Rise twice, though. HUH.

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  16. Tasha says:

    Loving the first pic, so artistic hot!

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  17. Laarni says:

    ampayat na ni klassy!

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  18. Jaywa;lker says:

    I love the last pic

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  19. shane says:

    Count me in for the first pic!

    I like the ambience, remind me of something.. something.. naughty! ;)

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