A couple of months ago, I ended my one year and eight month stint as a phone monkey to say hello to a life of freedom, rock and roll, late nights NOT working and NOT stressing over someone else’s problems, and general bad ass-ery. Of course, saying good-bye to my job and my only source of income meant I’d be saying hello to a life of (temporary) destitution.
And that, my friends, is the life I’m living now.
For the longest time, I’ve successfully ignored signing up for blog ads or services such as PayPerPost, Smorty, and a bunch of other sponsored posts sites out there. It’s not that I had anything against selling my blog entries to advertising; I even tried monetizing my blog before by placing Google Adsense in the most obscure part of my sidebar (the very bottom, in colors that matched my layout. Took them out for the meantime because I couldn’t figure out where to position them in this layout. HUH). It’s just that I never felt the need for them. Until now. And from what I’ve been hearing, it pays well. Really well.
PayPerPost asks: What are you going to do with all the money you earn!?!?!?! Yes, that much exclamation points and question marks. Tough question. I plan on earning thousands of dollars and I can’t decide whether or not to blow it on golden doorknobs for all the doors in our house or a boob job.
I vote boob job.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Not that there’s anything wrong with your cute azn boobies, but if you’re really after the income, the boobjob will be a good investment towards a pay porn site. =p
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February 26th, 2008 at 3:42 am
As long as we do the porn site together, darlin’. As Mordo said, your tag line is: Find out why they call me the greatest.
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February 26th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Ok but I get to be on top this time.
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February 26th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Only if you’re man enough to pin me and my will-be-big-boobs down.
February 27th, 2008 at 6:22 am
we know. we saw. :D lol
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You and the lover are precious. Um you don’t even need bigger boobs. Just get a good push-up bra. Then the only one who will know their true size will be the lover.
I need a new push-up bra actually. They are heaven.
Thank you for signing up through me!
The downside to PPP is it takes 30 days from approval to get paid for posts. The upside though is that you get approved quickly. Smorty takes a week to approve most posts, which sucks because if you don’t get approved then you’ve just been advertising them for free for that whole week. I haven’t had any posts denied yet so far though, although I have had to rewrite one a bit for PPP. It got approved the same day after resubmission though.
My PPP account says I’m due for around $100 and I’ve only been doing paid posts this last month. I know I won’t get all of that in a lump sum, but it still seems like a lot for doing something I love doing.
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February 26th, 2008 at 5:35 am
If I can convince her to even wear a bra.
This helgr thinks she was born in the 50′s and bloomed in the 70′s. Summady get her a tie died shirt and a wonderbra to burn.
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Congrats and enjoy the online moolah! How’s it going with the paypal acct? Have you gotten it verified?
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Eh, I wanna sign up for those but I’m not that a great of a writer, and I just don’t want to deal with the hassle. Maybe someday if I get desperate.
Don’t get a boob job! It seems like so many woman have fake boobs. They may look nice but I hate the way they feel, they’re like freaking rocks! I did hear that woman who get fake boobs are more horny…who knows?
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What else you haven’t joined? Make me your referral. weeee!
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Lol, I’m like you… I’ll avoid them for the longest time… But I highly doubt that I’ll suscum to it any time soon… but I’m glad if you’re making mula already!! Heheh, that’s cute about a boob job… but I heard there’s sooooo many risks with it.
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How about some Ménage àtrois, sharing is a virtue .
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February 27th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
tsk tsk…call center charm schooled, I see.
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I was hesitant in signing up for those kinds of things as well. But I figured, why not give it a try? I could use the extra money. However, I don’t always have the the time to blog because I work. Some of the opportunities have allowed me to make extra money, though.
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Boob job! Hells yeah!
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