I’m starting to think that I’m really seriously considering getting my breasts enlarged. Nevermind that I am currently jobless and without income (that, I’m hoping to change soon. I think I can handle juggling school and work, seeing that I only have classes on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays) and that spending money (which I don’t have at the moment and probably won’t have EVER) on something as unneeded as a boob job is just plain stupid.
Traipsing around the internets today, I came across this news bit about Karla-Rae Morris, a 26-year old mom who joined MyFreeImplants.com and has so far received $8,000 from strangers to have her boobs enlarged. According to the article, she’ll be going from a 32AA to a 34C. A quick google search revealed that Mrs Morris stands 5 foot 6 inches and weighs 98 pounds. 5′6″ and 98 pounds and about to get FREE implants?! Some women have all the luck.
(Yes, waif-thin is my idea of beauty. I’ve always wanted MK Olsen’s body. With or without the boobage. Nobody judge.)
Mrs Morris says that having 34Cs would make her “really happy” (and I bet the same goes for her husband. I wonder, though: how does he feel about his wife selling herself online?), and I hope I’m not the only one who thinks that the way she’s getting them (A.B.S.O.L.U.T.E.L.Y. F.R.E.E., thanks to her “benefactors” over at MyFreeImplants.com) is actually pretty cool…if only she weren’t a wife and a mother of two.
(OMG, Helga suddenly has something that resembles what we normal folk call ‘morals’??? Doesn’t she post tasteless and classless half-nekkid photos of herself on this blog???)
Seriously, though. She’s a mom. I’d diiiiie if my mom, in her quest to upgrade her 32As (I know, cos I once attempted to borrow one of her bras) for free resorted to uploading racy photos of herself on the internet. I’d also most likely wish bad bad bad things upon my dad if he ever consented to something like that.
Here’s the kicker, though— what Mrs Morris says about the whole thing:
“It’s like donating to any charity. You feel like you’re doing good,” Morris said of her benefactors. “When you’re donating to starving kids in Africa, you’re never going to see those kids eat and you’re never going to meet. Obviously, this is not as important as helping starving kids in Africa, but it’s the same basis. They (the men) want to help us out.”
Are you shaking your head with me here?
Traipsing around the internets today, I also learned a new word! Garrulous!: wordy; talking too much, especially about trivial things. Oh yey, dictionary.com’s Word of the Day.
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Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
LOL, but your bewbs are ok! Hey maybe you can submit to the site too.
^ Er…
I’m keeping my asian boobies. :p
Uh…that’s kinda funny and ridiculous, I can’t believe she compared it to starving children in Africa!
I think nothing bad about getting things for free just for being a good looking (and maybe nekkid) girl. I sent some risque pics (boobs, but NO VAG - pretty much the same pics I was putting on my site web cam) to a guy from Craigslist and in return he bought me undies and body jewelry. It was pimp, and my boyfriend agreed.
I’ve never gotten donations on my website, but the button is there and it is just like charity. If you have money you don’t ‘need’ and someone else is desperate (for ANYTHING really), it could be nice to help out.
That would be embarrassing for her kids though, if they are old enough to be embarrassed.
LOL @ Mrs. Morris. I’ll only believe that quote if her new boobs can feed the children in Africa. :D
I can’t believe she could ever compare her stupid boobs with starving children in Africa…
And those guys need to start donating their money to the STARVING KIDS rather than some lady starving for bigger boobs.
I mean, sure, I’d want bigger boobs…but… I mean… -_-;
wow i really like your site,affiliates?
Hey :) Thank you. I don’t do affies, unforch :)
A post about boob jobs and not a single picture of boobs? How dare you, little missy?! HOW. DARE. YOU.
totally not related to boobs
but its so freakin hilarious in a mean girls sort of way
i emailed you something at your yahoo mail
wahaha
SamBam, OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
And! He goes clubbing now!
Comparing breast implants to starving children in Africa? WTF?!
If it weren’t for that comment, I might be less hostile, but damn.
Besides, you don’t need implants, you’re gorgeous. Really gorgeous.
Wait… People donate to others who want to get implants? That just seems so incredibly sad. :-x I just totally don’t buy that it’s actually 100% free. Maybe as far as cash exchange goes but… You know…
Er yes… because a hard pair of tits are going to benefit the starving children.
Dear Mrs. Morris - Take your 32AA bewbies and drown.
Harharhar.
Best. Entry. Ever.
Hey i just wanted to comment .. on a few things -
the africa comment OMG i know i shouldn’t have said something so dumb - i did say that its obviously nowhere NEAR as important to donating to starving kids in africa - I shouldnt have even compared the two i realize MFI is more of a business, not a charity - and i regret that comment.
Also …
I did mention that i resorted to selling photos/videos i was not proud of - but ONLY because i wanted girls to know that you don’t HAVE to. It was after i stopped and all my photos from then on were very tasteful - that i started earning the respect of alot of the guys on there and more and larger donations - one girl who recently made her goal never once showed her face in any photos - and quite a few other NEVER resorted to taking any nudes - not that there is anything wrong with that, i personally didnt like myself when i did but some girls are very confident showing their bodies off :)
so if you want to sign up don’t please don’t let my stupid comments prevent you - and best of luck - whether you sign up or not - in raising the funds to get your breasts done if that’s what you really want - just please make sure you choose a reputable surgeon and that you do extensive research before hand.
Karla-Rae Morris
I can’t believe she trying to compare her getting donations for a boob job to helping feed kids in Africa. It’s like, don’t even put those two in the same sentence.
(I see she’s already commented, but I had to throw in my two cents nonetheless ;P )
What is this world coming to?
There’s this horrible movie on HBO called Idiocracy - it’s about the world several centuries from now, and everyone is really stupid. Close to retarded level.
The reason why they’re all so dumb is because something happened (I forget what exactly), but all the world smartest scientists were too busy working on viagra and hair restoration stuff instead of addressing the problem.
This post reminds me of that. What an assinine society sometimes.
The post title like SO totally caught my eye!
But yeah, I heard about that website and if I had no morals of dignity, then I would so go for it, no doubt!
And that comment was just downright dumb and conceited. How dare anyone compare your freaking TITS to starving kids in Africa?!
Oh wow.
FREE BREAST IMPLANTS?!
I know this woman is probably totally batty for trying to raise money to get them done, with naked pictures, DESPITE having like, kids and a husband. but STILL. omg…
I’m so considering this…
I’m so sick of seeing her get bashed for her comment that is changing ever so slightly every time it gets posted to make her look worse. If she were grotesquely overweight everyone one would be cheering her on saying, oh, you’ll feel so much better about yourself, and the government might even cover the medical expenses. She made a couple naughty pics and videos and then decided the keep covered for the rest, and took longer than most on the site so get her implants, but proved you could keep covered and still get implants. She wasn’t saying her implants were more important than starving orphans, I blame her for nothing more than a freudian slip. She’d take it back in a heartbeat, but of course people love it when somebody puts their foot in their mouth so they can blow it out of proportion. If you knew this girl you’d know she’d clothe an entire village if she had the means.
slightly p’oed
I emailed you :)