Because Allah was scammed by a Toys R Us salesman into buying kites, we spent today at the UP Sunken Garden having a picnic and flying kites.
Okay, so I didn’t actually fly a kite. Truth be told, Joan and I chose to sit our asses on the sleeping bag and watch Allah and Drew run around and socialize with the kids. I ate, Joan spilled water all over the sleeping bag and on the crotch of my jeans.
A-HA! HELGA THE WEBER, CAUGHT CHANGING OUT OF HER JEANS
AND INTO A SKIRT IN PUBLIC!
JOAN & DREW HAVE THE SAME FEZES COS ALLAH IS AN IDIOT WITH CAMS.
ALLAH & DREW WITH THEIR KITES.
ALLAH & DREW PRETENDING TO BE MANANANGGALS.
ALLAH & DREW STILL PRETENDING TO BE MANANANGGALS.
ALLAH & DREW THE MANANANGGALS ATTACKING JOAN.
BONGOS & A HOLGA.
MY LEGS LOOK STUBBY, WHAT A BADBADBAD ANGLE!!!
Ultimate Frisbee next week! And then Orlando vacations or something!