Ever since I learned how to count (and contrary to popular belief, I did not learn how to count when I was in high school. I know I suck at math, but I don’t suck that much), I have always aspired for world domination. Unfortunately, life got in the way of this plan and I am guilty of slacking off. Now that I have realized and accepted that, it’s time that I set my priorities straight.
Step 1 of OPLAN: World Domination— acquire the necessary equipment:
A pen tablet that shoots laser beams!
A MacBook Pro that sings Mariah Carey songs on its own!
A dSLR that breaks the time-space continuum!
A wireless mouse named Leila!
A pair of rollerblades with GPS!
Hokays. But first, Step .9 of OPLAN: World Domination— embezzle money needed for Step 1.
I’ll also be needing a dozen million ipods to bribe people into becoming my minions.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Once you do that embezzling thing, let me know how you did it. I promise never to tell anyone. I’d like to get away with my own embezzling.
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I need that macbook.
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I do not know why it has to be Mariah, but yes, get me one of those MBPs too!
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ducky got math skillz!
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March 28th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Quack quack!
^you!
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Oooh, I want the Macbook Pro too! But man it’s expensive.
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Aren’t you afraid that once you get all of these things, your pen tablet might shoot your Macbook with its laser beams on its own? Because, you know, I myself get the urge to shoot people singing Mariah songs with my laser beams. Just being a concerned commenter here.
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you need lotsa monies!
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DSLR! yeah! Im getting myself one soon!
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Bbbbut what about the ashtray that inconspicuously shoots out poisoned darts at Pahn?
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I’ve been wondering about those tablets…they’re for illustrations right?
And I’ve been wanting an DSLR forever! They have a decent priced Canon on Amazon for around $400. I was gonna get it, but I figured I’d just wait.
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Get a 400D instead of a 40D. it’s a better cam for beginners and it’s cheaper too. And don’t buy a macbook right now. Prices will drop sharply once the macbook air comes out
also, in addition to your rollerblades, macbook and mouse, you might also need some weapons and an army. i heard they can be quite effective tools for world domination
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Leila. Hehe, that made me giggle.
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haha, I’d like to know exactly how these items are going to be used, esp. the rollerblades =)
You’re like a Jane Bond, except you don’t want to save the world, you want to take over :P
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My gosh…look at that pen tablet. Is it just me or does that thing look as thick as a school text book?
But if it shoots laser beam then I’m all for it.
Anything that shoots out lasers such as the pen tablets and frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads (Dr. Evil) then it’s definitely the definition of cool in my book.
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Maybe we should become partners?
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at least you know the people who are attracted to the Mariah songs will be loyal following lambs for you to use as mignons bahah!
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MACBOOK PRO, NOW!!!! lol embezzle money, I won’t tell a soul.
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isn’t XPS M1330 better than macbook pro? i might be biased here since i work for dell.
SYSTEM COLOR Tuxedo Black
PROCESSOR Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T9500 (2.6GHz/800Mhz FSB/6MB cache)
OPERATING SYSTEM Genuine Windows Vista® Ultimate Edition
LCD AND CAMERA Slim and Light LED Display with VGA Webcam
MEMORY 4GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 667MHz
HARD DRIVE Size: 320GB SATA Hard Drive (5400RPM)
INTERNAL OPTICAL DRIVE CD/DVD burner (DVD+/-RW Drive)
VIDEO CARD 128MB NVIDIA® GeForce™ 8400M GS
WIRELESS CARDS Intel Next-Gen Wireless-N Mini-card
BLUETOOTH AND WIRELESS USB Built-in Wireless USB capability plus Belkin 4-port hub
BATTERY OPTIONS 9 cell Primary Battery and 9 cell additional Lithium Ion Battery
SOUND OPTIONS Integrated Sound Blaster Audigy HD Software Edition
FINGERPRINT SCANNER Biometric Fingerprint Reader
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I thought it was sharks that were supposed to shoot frickin’ laser beams.
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No talking sharks? I’m afraid you have a lot to learn in this Evil Genius game.
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