If there’s one thing I don’t do, it’s recycling men. Sure, whenever I go through a break-up, there’s always that initial phase of bitching and moaning and pining— for a few days or weeks, I turn into a Lindsay Lohan song-quoting pile of woe-is-me self-destructive idiot (and no! I am not ashamed to admit I listen to LiLo!). Because really, no matter how big a dick the now-ex is or was, break-ups always hurt and it’s the kind of hurt that could only be cured by, let’s see, the now-ex waltzing back in to your life after realizing he was being such a stupo for ending things with you.
But really, once the opportunity for reconciliation presents itself, I run. Away. Okay, so maybe it’s more like a few unsure baby steps towards the opposite direction, before breaking into a sprint. But yes, you get the idea.
For those of you who have been following this blog since Day 1 (I’m looking at you, Tracy, teehee) and are still able to recall— what with all the somewhat shoddily documented accounts of my men here (huh)— that dude known as D is back. For the third time.
It’s absolute LOL material, now that I’m done being pissed off at not being taken seriously and at his arrogance. I would never have imagined a 6′3″ man can be as pitiful and desperate as this. His latest message, sent an hour ago, is one of those recycled SMS messages:
“I hate the time before I go to sleep…Because that’s when the thoughts I’ve been trying to avoid…start to linger…”
I haven’t been replying to his messages since Friday night, but I’m tempted to reply to this one with a “LULZ. Eh di mag-shabu ka.”
Has anyone ever had an unwanted ex come back into their life and act as if everything was just peachy?
I’d like to stab him with some promotional pens.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 24. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
I dated my last ex for 5 years on and off (high school sweetheart) before finally getting a clue that he would never grow up and would always care about being ‘popular’ (yep, even a couple years out of high school) than making me happy. I get emails from him once in awhile checking in with me and asking for updates on my life. The thing is, if I still thought he was a decent person, I would still be dating him. So I just ignore it and assume he reads my blog and kicks himself when he realizes how happy and AWESOME I am. teehee
You should get pictures of the ex-lovers and place funny captions on them.
I CAN HAS HELGR? ^_^
D? Oh D? Oh wow.
“Has anyone ever had an unwanted ex come back into their life and act as if everything was just peachy?”
Nope, not here.
Odd
just one, but i was drunk for an entire week. so does that count?
um, yes im fine. =] i’ll blog more about it later on =]
but for now, lemme answer your question: nope. never had an ex come back like that. lol.
at first i thought you were talking about thegreatest (first few paragraphs). does D know about him??
Over’s the only Lindsay Lohan song I like. Err, well. I don’t really listen to her anyway.
I usually do the “dumping” back then, and no – I never felt anything after the dumping.
D is back huh. Ignore!! :p
super lolz!
you did comment on an entry i posted a few days ago regarding my need for vodka tonic and then some…that post was about an ex.. there was a follow-up post due to a relapse…that certain ex messaged me out of nowhere with a perky hello-how’ve-you-been when its obvious i was trying really hard to move on…ampffff
btw, my comfort food is also fried chicken (and anything potato)…i loves
“I hate the time before I go to sleep…Because that’s when the thoughts I’ve been trying to avoid…start to linger…â€
-thinking he might be just in it for a fuck.
-i break up with men because it’s so fun watching them trying to get you back. meh. karma’ll bite me in the ass someday, i bet.
ang ekis ay ekis na. hayaan na.
good luck sa iyo helga
how convenient for him… but whatever, you have the greatest lover now. it’s his turn to pine and be sad about it and cry a river
If D is an ass (and only you can tell :P), don’t let him come back!
You know, I somehow relate to this story, because my ex has been texting me like crazy for months now. I’m doubting myself about the whole situation. I don’t want to run away just because he’s an ex, besides, he didn’t do anything wrong in the first place anyway (it was me).
But I guess our cases are different, eh? :P
Go you for not replying to his corny arse messages!
It’s funny you wrote about this…my ex actually came into my work last week with his new gf. I hadn’t seen him in a year, and I had a normal convo with him and his girl. AWKWARD!
ick, the return of an ex!!!! None of my ex’s ever contact me, but that could be a good thing.
I sense a booty call!!!!
God does Lindsay Lohan still sing?!
I haven’t had any unwanted ex’s come back because Boyfriend right now is my first “real” boyfriend. I guess I just got lucky. Hehe. Too bad I don’t have any LUL stories to share with you though!
Oh i hate it when they act like nothing happened and they still expect you to be friends. arrrhgggggg!!! Im pissed!!
Has anyone ever had an unwanted ex come back into their life and act as if everything was just peachy? – Yup, an “ex” (who cheated on me twice) is suddenly contacting me again as if nothing happened. And after months of acting friendly toward me, one day he asks me if I already have a boyfriend. Tsss. Not even a “I’m sorry for what I did” first or an explanation of why he just left me hanging 3 years ago. Not that I still care. So I gladly told him that yes, I have a boyfriend! Lol.
Turns out his ex cheated on him too. A taste of his own medicine is what I call it. Isa talagang malaking “LOL” ang mga ex natin. haha
“LULZ. Eh di mag-shabu ka.â€
Press the send button Helga, press it! What a LOL-ly, hahaha!