A boy I once dated told me— after pinning me down on the bed and holding my arms above my head and staring at mah face— that what’s good about it (mah face) is that its— or the features are— symmetrical.
Best compliment ever (until lover told me that I had him at “I’m drunk” and at “Let’s eat”, of course).
Tiff just had to ruin it for me by bringing the Golden Ratio Mask up.
LOOK! I AM OPTIMUS PRIME! …KINDA.
So based on the Golden Ratio Mask, I need a wider face, a narrower nose, smaller eyes, thinner lips, and…are those bigger eyebags? Mmm, gorgeous.
If you’d like to try the mask on your own face, click here. Just put the mask on a new layer and choose ‘Multiply’ as that layer’s blending mode.
BRB, suicide break. I am not beautiful, according to Mother Nature!
Check out this Rackmount monitor.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 24. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
Your chin is perfect!
I JUST SAW THAT NOW!!! EVEN THE CLEFT CHIN THING!!!
Elizabeth Hurley’s is perfect, I saw an episode on the discovery channel about this.
Angelina Jolie, too!
And Tom Cruise. xP
Lol…. I’ll have to try this… hehe… if I want to :(
Haha yeah this thing is so bunk IMO. You and Tiff are two of the prettiest ‘real people’ (non celebs) I have ever ’seen’ (via photos). :) I don’t think I’m so bad either… <3
It’s BIZARRO HELGA!
haha, i saw this on tiff’s site… is mask that’s ugly :P
I think my blog is making everyone become self-conscious and depressed
by the fact that the mask doesn’t seem to fit into their faces.
If you want my opinion on your Optimus Prime photo, it really isn’t
that severe compared to mine. I mean, my eyes and my eyebrows were way
up top. and my chin was somwhere out in space.
But I’ve come to accept the fact that I’m deformed. It’s okay.
i hope those who set the beauty standards go to hell.. LOL.
i don’t wanna try this though.. because I will certainly want to kill myself afterwards.
don’t be too depressed.. wait till you see mine hahaha!
nahhh. it’s just the angle! hehehe.
HAPPY HANSON DAY, SICFAIRYYYYYYYYY!!!
HELGATRON: I came from teh futurz, to rawk teh past!
The Golden Ratio Mask really looks like one of the Transformers.
Amazing. And cute. Lol.
RE: reviewmedotcom and payu2blogdotcom :D
just noticed, your blog is PR2 na pala!! :p I saw it on my googah toolbar.
Screw that mask! How can you really go by a picture anyway. I tried to do it on a pic of me and it totally didn’t line up. Guess I’m one ugly mofo.
But cameras aren’t always accurate in taking pics of your features as they are in real life, right? THERE IS HOPE.
No way Im not gonna wear that mask to look like a woe-bot.
When I first saw this picture I thought you were gonna audition for Transformers teh sequel. I swear those robots need a robobitch.
My face will be to fat for that one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I just tried it. My face pretty much fits (proves how much of a fatface it is). But the eyes and nose–not so much. :P
You and J make me want to try this mask thing. Luckily, I did took some random photos of myself last night. I may try it later on.
oh and btw i added you to my blogroll. i love your site!
helgarrrrr…
hating your long, curly hair.
and your two-piece bikinis.
haha. jealousy, yo.
miss you dearie. hey, still got my of love and other demons with you? bwahaha.
kaye.
I don’t care what you say i always thought you were very pretty. Fuck a face mask thing or whatever it is your gorgeous like it or not!
I tried it really quickly but I’m too embarrassed to post my results! My face is so disproportioned it’s not even funny!
You are too gorgeous, haha. I’m way too afraid to try that. I saw it on J’s flickr. I feel that my nose will be like 3x too big. Yay for being Italian, haha.
That’s really bizarre! I want to try that site…although I suspect I’ll probably be even less symetrical than you!
I tried the mask on me and now I’m suicidal lol :P If you’re not beautiful then I’m a freak of nature hehe :D
So I tried it, and it confirmed what I thought all along: I’m gorgeous.
Just thought I’d share the result.
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/7594/wweumagaeq5.jpg
for sure having a symmetrical face is the best compliment. That’s pretty hilarious about the mask…. it’s so fascinating how we’re all so different still huh?
The golden ratio mask says my mouth is too up high, or that my face isn’t long enough, whatever XD
Yours fits the mask pretty well though. All those details, prft, screw the mask, it’s wrong!!!!!1111one!!!
Your face is beautiful. Once the mask has smaller eyes than yours, you know you are special.
And thanks for the link to the mask. I am high right now because my face fits the mask quite well.
i think that you would find that you have applied the male template to your face. try it again with the female template. try it again to see if you fair any better……
there are two mistakes in this post. First, there are two different face diagrams(male and female). Second, it is supposed to be resized to match the subject’s face(if someone’s face had to match a set size then over half of the celebrities considered beautiful would be looked at entirely differently). Personally, I think the whole idea of basing beauty entirely on symmetry is one of the reasons that so many people have low self esteem.
Will you please do my face? I don’t have photoshop.