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THE GOLDEN RATIO VS MY (NON-SEX) FACE.

A boy I once dated told me— after pinning me down on the bed and holding my arms above my head and staring at mah face— that what’s good about it (mah face) is that its— or the features are— symmetrical.

Best compliment ever (until lover told me that I had him at “I’m drunk” and at “Let’s eat”, of course).

Tiff just had to ruin it for me by bringing the Golden Ratio Mask up.

the golden ratio mask vs my face

LOOK! I AM OPTIMUS PRIME! …KINDA.

So based on the Golden Ratio Mask, I need a wider face, a narrower nose, smaller eyes, thinner lips, and…are those bigger eyebags? Mmm, gorgeous.

If you’d like to try the mask on your own face, click here. Just put the mask on a new layer and choose ‘Multiply’ as that layer’s blending mode.

BRB, suicide break. I am not beautiful, according to Mother Nature!

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Comment by benj AUSTRALIA
2008-05-06 03:24:31

Your chin is perfect!

Comment by Helga AUSTRALIA
2008-05-06 03:27:59

I JUST SAW THAT NOW!!! EVEN THE CLEFT CHIN THING!!!

 
 
Comment by alohapenny PHILIPPINES
2008-05-06 03:31:37

Elizabeth Hurley’s is perfect, I saw an episode on the discovery channel about this.

Comment by Helga AUSTRALIA
2008-05-06 03:33:28

Angelina Jolie, too!

And Tom Cruise. xP

 
 
Comment by Tracy GERMANY
2008-05-06 04:03:47

Lol…. I’ll have to try this… hehe… if I want to :(

 
Comment by J UNITED STATES
2008-05-06 04:44:04

Haha yeah this thing is so bunk IMO. You and Tiff are two of the prettiest ‘real people’ (non celebs) I have ever ’seen’ (via photos). :) I don’t think I’m so bad either… <3

 
Comment by Pau PHILIPPINES
2008-05-06 05:22:30

It’s BIZARRO HELGA!

 
Comment by Stacy UNITED STATES
2008-05-06 05:52:24

haha, i saw this on tiff’s site… is mask that’s ugly :P

 
Comment by TiFF UNITED STATES
2008-05-06 06:17:10

I think my blog is making everyone become self-conscious and depressed
by the fact that the mask doesn’t seem to fit into their faces.

If you want my opinion on your Optimus Prime photo, it really isn’t
that severe compared to mine. I mean, my eyes and my eyebrows were way
up top. and my chin was somwhere out in space.

But I’ve come to accept the fact that I’m deformed. It’s okay.

 
Comment by Liz SINGAPORE
2008-05-06 08:27:32

i hope those who set the beauty standards go to hell.. LOL.

i don’t wanna try this though.. because I will certainly want to kill myself afterwards.

 
Comment by jiMbo AUSTRALIA
2008-05-06 10:00:27

don’t be too depressed.. wait till you see mine hahaha!

 
Comment by Laarni AUSTRALIA Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-06 11:17:51

nahhh. it’s just the angle! hehehe.

 
Comment by Laarni AUSTRALIA Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-06 11:18:18

HAPPY HANSON DAY, SICFAIRYYYYYYYYY!!!

 
Comment by Baddie
2008-05-06 12:51:27

HELGATRON: I came from teh futurz, to rawk teh past!

 
Comment by Jayvee AUSTRALIA
2008-05-06 13:23:03

The Golden Ratio Mask really looks like one of the Transformers.

Amazing. And cute. Lol.

 
Comment by Laarni AUSTRALIA Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-06 13:41:29

RE: reviewmedotcom and payu2blogdotcom :D

just noticed, your blog is PR2 na pala!! :p I saw it on my googah toolbar.

 
Comment by Crystal
2008-05-06 14:04:14

Screw that mask! How can you really go by a picture anyway. I tried to do it on a pic of me and it totally didn’t line up. Guess I’m one ugly mofo.

 
Comment by Raisa UNITED STATES
2008-05-06 14:29:22

But cameras aren’t always accurate in taking pics of your features as they are in real life, right? THERE IS HOPE.

 
Comment by utakGAGO
2008-05-06 15:35:43

No way Im not gonna wear that mask to look like a woe-bot.

 
Comment by Juice INDONESIA
2008-05-06 20:29:30

When I first saw this picture I thought you were gonna audition for Transformers teh sequel. I swear those robots need a robobitch.

My face will be to fat for that one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 
Comment by Juice INDONESIA
2008-05-06 20:36:24

I just tried it. My face pretty much fits (proves how much of a fatface it is). But the eyes and nose–not so much. :P

 
Comment by brit. UNITED STATES
2008-05-06 22:00:47

You and J make me want to try this mask thing. Luckily, I did took some random photos of myself last night. I may try it later on.

 
Comment by brit. UNITED STATES
2008-05-06 22:01:44

oh and btw i added you to my blogroll. i love your site!

 
Comment by kaye PHILIPPINES
2008-05-06 23:27:43

helgarrrrr…

hating your long, curly hair.
and your two-piece bikinis.

haha. jealousy, yo.

miss you dearie. hey, still got my of love and other demons with you? bwahaha.

kaye.

 
Comment by Christine UNITED STATES
2008-05-07 03:18:51

I don’t care what you say i always thought you were very pretty. Fuck a face mask thing or whatever it is your gorgeous like it or not!

 
Comment by Katy UNITED STATES
2008-05-07 04:16:59

I tried it really quickly but I’m too embarrassed to post my results! My face is so disproportioned it’s not even funny!

 
Comment by Christine UNITED STATES
2008-05-07 09:33:09

You are too gorgeous, haha. I’m way too afraid to try that. I saw it on J’s flickr. I feel that my nose will be like 3x too big. Yay for being Italian, haha.

 
Comment by Holly NEW ZEALAND
2008-05-07 12:29:47

That’s really bizarre! I want to try that site…although I suspect I’ll probably be even less symetrical than you!

 
Comment by mae PHILIPPINES Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-07 15:12:16

I tried the mask on me and now I’m suicidal lol :P If you’re not beautiful then I’m a freak of nature hehe :D

 
Comment by thegreatest
2008-05-08 00:46:39

So I tried it, and it confirmed what I thought all along: I’m gorgeous.

Just thought I’d share the result.

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/7594/wweumagaeq5.jpg

 
Comment by Destiny CANADA
2008-05-08 02:38:48

for sure having a symmetrical face is the best compliment. That’s pretty hilarious about the mask…. it’s so fascinating how we’re all so different still huh?

 
Comment by Lene UNITED STATES
2008-05-08 11:41:30

The golden ratio mask says my mouth is too up high, or that my face isn’t long enough, whatever XD

Yours fits the mask pretty well though. All those details, prft, screw the mask, it’s wrong!!!!!1111one!!!

 
Comment by Dave Brent REPUBLIC OF KOREA
2008-06-20 14:18:07

Your face is beautiful. Once the mask has smaller eyes than yours, you know you are special.

And thanks for the link to the mask. I am high right now because my face fits the mask quite well.

 
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