In my last entry, J (who just turned 22!) asked if I had an Amazon wish list. I actually do, and not only is it in need of updating, it also just might be the blandest wish list you’ve ever seen. “Books and DVDs? Where are the dildos, woman! The drug prescriptions, the bling, the KFC gift certificates, the pots and pans and sammich makers!” exclaimed lover, after scanning my one-page sorry excuse of a wish list.
Okay, so he didn’t really say that. He just said to put in some dresses and maybe something sexy for him to get me, like lime green bike shorts.
Today’s entry is short and lists 3 things that I really really really want for my birthday. Unfortunately, hard as I tried, I couldn’t find any of those things on Amazon. So if any of you are hoping to get me the following as gifts, you’d have to really really really exert some effort here.
1. A kitten that doesn’t grow up.
2. Fried chicken that doesn’t make me fat.
3. A rainbow.
I really want. Especially #1, because when this kitty grows up, she’s going to be one crabby cat:
23 for 23 is me posting one birthday-related entry a day (or at least attempts to) for the next 23 days. Part 1 (or day is) is here.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
“1. A kitten that doesn’t grow up.”
I can get you one of those bonsai kittens stuck in a jar. hah!
i keed.
HARD!
Oh my gosh 23 birthday posts? It’s cute when you do it but I felt bratty even mentioning my birthday. Maybe I should have beaten everyone over the head with it and actually gotten presents.
Actually, I just went shopping with my mom for my bday yesterday. Post soon.
Yeah, amazon kinda sucks in a way, I never find all the crap I want on there. Haha at a rainbow! And I was laughing so hard with the “Jesus Christ sandals” comment on my site! You’re a trip!
Haha I second the request for a kittne that would never grow up, that would be awesome…and adorable!
I’ve been looking for #2 for a very, VERY, long time. =\
Your cat is beautiful, btw!
My amazon wishlist is filled with nothing but dvds mostly lol.
A… rainbow?
I wish puppies and kitties didn’t ever grow up. I wish they could keep their cute, cuddly babiness forever…ahh well. I say when our pets grow up, we toss them out and get a newer model! Just kidding.
I wish for my dog to never get overweight. Hahaha :P and a belly which never goes big.
Haven’t seen a kitten that doesn’t grow up. But I had a dwarfed rabbit 2 months ago. He used to sleep in my palm. :)
yep, sad to say bonsai kittens really exist. they look really cute but it’s so cruel!!!