Lover, on my last entry and how a bunch of you commented on how hot my dad is/was: one day, i would just like half the compliments from our daughter’s friends that your dad gets. Sheesh.
Judging by how hot my boyfriend is and how well he’s aged, I told him he’s likely to receive such comments. I doubt, though, that I’d take nicely to our daughter’s friends calling him a DILF (because I am possessive like that). This is, of course, assuming that our daughter would be a blogger at age 12 (god knows what she has to blog about, though, at that age) and I’d be the cool mom who reads her blog but isn’t cool enough to approve of 12-year olds knowing what DILF stands for.
Several times in the past, lover and I have talked about what our daughters would be like, going as far as mapping out their lives. We’d have two: one would be named Asia (after a certain feature of mine) and the other would be named Tonette (a name I do not approve of and she will, therefore, lead a very tragic life).
Our sample babies (Tonette is obviously the ugly one):
Asia will grow up to be an exotic dancer while Tonette will most likely end up living the high life (in dark alleyways, no less). Both will have— to quote their father— “nice lips, gorgeous eyes, nice eyebrows, and eating disorders” and will be “asking for non-fat milk” because “their mother will be singing lullabies about staying thin.” Playtime would consist of me teaching them to hop, meow, and quack.
(I hope none of you are taking this seriously.)
I always joke about how I’d probably end up married (or not even) with 3 kids all belonging to different fathers, but really, that’s just a defense mechanism of mine because most of the time, I fear that I’m going to end up like one of my mom’s sisters— she’s single, in her late 30s, and childless. That’s a scary thought, especially for someone who sees motherhood (and the things that come with it in a perfect, domesticated world: a pet dog, a newspaper subscription, making breakfast for your family, apples in brown paper bags, ironing your husband’s work shirts, long afternoon’s doing the laundry, weekend tennis games etc etc) as normalcy. A scarier thought, though, is knowing that I could end up just like that and I’d be okay with it. It makes me wonder how I have come to want such a life. *insert HUHLOLZ here*
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that when lover and I have actual non-catbunny/bunnycat daughters, we’d make sure to either keep them out of, or in drug rehab.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 24. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
I want a DILF t-shirt.
And why you gotta pick on tonette…meh.
no fair, how come tonette is teh unloved one? that sounds too much like my name -_-.
but still, awwwww. i foresee asia to lead an equally awesome life as her mother, yes? :)
Hi Helga! Hahaha. Gawd you drive me insane, lol, I was like, WOOT? when I saw the cats. But hey, I love the name ASIA, that could work. HAHAHA ^^
That made me lol. :lol:
Believe me, Helga. It’s not fun when even your high school teacher is calling your dad a DILF. Veer away from that thought.
You better not be having any cabbit babies. O_o
this sucks. i almost typed in x.vodkatini.net in the URL field. lol. i miss vodkatini!
anyways, i read your previous entry. SO CUTE! you still look the same, well, sort of. lol. you’re cute, even as a kid! =]
so on to your present entry. i always thought i would never have kids. well, i still think that way because i hate kids and i once vowed never to have them. but now, it looks like i am going to have kids after all (im not pregnant!) because the bf wants to have like, idk, 13 kids or whatever. i say 1 kid at the most, 0 is the minimum. HAHA. sex all the time, but with birth control! =P
asia is cute by the way. cute like you. so where did tonette’s “ugliness” come from?? and im curious about your asia feature..what is it? lol
i never want to have kids either. a lot of people are aghast to hear this, and think i will of course change my mind in the future but believe a 100% that i never will, and i’m only 4 years away from 30. i agree with the lots of sex, i will always want that. but motherhood has never been part of my ideal future.
Her AZN bewbies!!!! I didn’t get it at first. LOlz
I’m still not sure if I just want the kiddies, or to have a husband to go with it.
Paid posts=sometimes the funniest and best posts to read! Love your babies! That stuff equals normalcy to me too, only sometimes I wonder if I’m already a chinchilla mom (Donny calls us – yep me and the pets – his “girls” and tells them to “go to Mommy”) and this is the rest of my life. Domestic and cleaning while he’s at work and movie night every night. Not a terrible life, but I wanna get dressed up for cocktails sometimes too!
Tonette just need some braces and she’ll be fine.
Don’t hold your breath, she can’t date till she’s 30.
LOLz!
you made my day, Helga. :-)
lol. i saw one headband like that at toys r us yesterday! wnt3d to buy!
Beautiful babies XD
The thought of ending up like your mom’s sisters is pretty scary, although I don’t think her thirties are too late to find someone and establish a family (if she wants to). You are not going to be like her though, my magic 8 ball says so :D
man, that was funny! I always enjoy your posts, so funny and informative, really cute! are those your cats? hehee, so cute! love cats so much! but anyways, yeah it’s really scary ending up single with no children.. I have co workers who are like that in their 50’s and boy, they’re grumpy. but you’re still young, you still have a lot ahead of you. =D
speaking of daughters being bloggers, I imagine my children having blogs too one day, and just thinking about it makes me worry now.. (groaann)
I picture tonette as macho, I dun get why. I think she’ll have body odor, have dark underarms from age eight, and cross-eyed. Erase that, I was describing a high-school classmate. ANYWAY, can I be ninong to Azn?
you get to teach her about hair products and concealer, deal?
Lol Helga, I’m sure you won’t end up to be 30 and unmarried with no children… you’re too hot for that hun.
As for my kids, all I know right now that I’m going to install one of those parental things to monitor my kids’ internet use (every website they go to, etc.). Muhahaha.