Lover and I were going through my google analytics stats this morning and boy, did we find some gems in my referring keywords. I bring to you a list of the funniest:
“lots of blowjobs”
“jerry yan” armpit hair
amanda bynes armpits
armpit fetish
armpit obsessions
blake lively tits
battered housewife syndrome
boobs africa
fucking lara
golden net sex
so i guess what they say is true i could never be the right kind of girl for you
helga fuck
helga the beer girl
how many washrooms required for 300 employees
karir britney spears 2008
lara croft taking shit
sexy hairy armpits
the importance of the stream of consciousness
what is your panty
what to do when you’re a ditz
What is my panty? Currently black. How many washrooms required for 300 employees?? Definitely more than two. Boobs Africa??? Yes, they do have women with breasts there.
What are your odd search keywords?
Also: who’d think there was such a thing as medical alert bracelets?
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
Hey, those are the lyrics to “Your Woman” by White Town!
wooooow, @ your search words. those are hilarious. you make me want to check mine out, but i doubt if they are even close to being as interesting as yours.
My #1 search phrase is “black poop” :-|
“jerry yan” armpit hair
amanda bynes armpits
armpit fetish
armpit obsessions
sexy hairy armpits
Dude, I think you’ve lured in more than half the population of individuals who have a fetish for armpits.
mine was “black ball in asshole”
Hahaa, these are great!
lol! Awesome keywords XD
These are my latest lulzy keywords, and they are usually the same all the time!
“obama is the antichrist”
“obama the antichrist”
“human head diagrams”
“arborphilia sex”
I thought you were Helga the rum girl.
“armpits”?? LOLZ. You have some unfortunate lolkeywords! I’ll check my analytics and respond to this post with my own set of lolkeywords soon! hehe.
“retard porn”
We live in a sick, sad world.
My bandwidth exceeds because of these keywords:
3mma W4ts0n’s Se3 thr0ugh p4nt13s
lol.
there.. google-proof.
LOL I’ve had some of those searches before too… it’s amazing and hilarious what some people search for.
“celebrity hug cock”
“willie revillame home address”
“batman spanking retard”
Also, when I click on your permalink via RSS, I get redirected to http://anyresults.net/. LOL WTF rite? You may have a hacked WP install?
LOL betch. I missed this blog! *stalkergasm*
haha I think i have analytics but never checked it after signing up.
lol this is great. A lot of people search for armpits haha. I had a couple of weird ones but they’re not on my statpress anymore. : /
My Google analytics has been going for less than a month, so all my keywords are pretty boring.
Currently winning is “hello kitty mmorpg”
HAHA!! This made my morning. How do you find the keywords like that, I could only imagine what my site has, haha. You sure do have lots of things about armpits, hehe.
WHY are other peoples search terms so much more exciting than mine!? The funniest one I’ve seen so far on mine is “funny muffin porn”.
I don’t think I want to know! o.O
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