It’s really stupid how much I don’t take care of my laptop. I’ve had my “trusty” Sony VAIO VGN-FS920 for almost two years now (which is sending me into a state of near-panic, as I heard that VAIOs tend to conk out once they hit the two-year mark; in my Veronica Mars’s case— yes, my laptop has a name— that would be October this year) but you’d think I’ve had it since my college Thesis days judging by how battered and grubby she/it is. She’s always dirty (I once cleaned her and my right index finger ended up sore from all the scrubbing), she has scratches all over, and she has stains. Ridiculous, I know.
Lately, I’ve been getting Multi-colored Screens of Death, too (witness my Violet Screen of Death video here), which I am hoping is caused by (almost) overheating (of course, nothing a reboot can’t solve. Ah, Windows) because I sadly lack a lot of “necessary” computer accessories, like a laptop cooler.
I was browsing http://www.xoxide.com today for one (I saw this and it’s not very…pretty) and look what I found!:
Whoa wow wee…a pole dancer for your PC! It make super sexy time all the time at the simple push of a button!
The USB Pole Dancer connects to your computer and receives its power through any open USB port. You can run the Pole Dancer in demo mode for instant gratification, or connect its standard audio jack to your soundcard, MP3 player, etc. and it will dance and flash its stage lights in synch with the music of your choice!
With the USB Pole Dancer you will never have to enter a dirty, seedy little “gentlemen’s club” again. You can save your singles, avoid hepatitis, and enjoy quality adult entertainment in the comfort of your own home or office!
OMG, I LOVE THAT, PLEASE SEND!
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I could totally see how relevant that is to laptop care.
I.. can’t… help… but… stare… at… it…
Where the hell are all my singles?
OMG LMFAO! That’s awesome! I want one ! I would plug it in to my laptop during lectures!
I’m not happy with my Vaio anymore. It’s dirty, the dvd rom is acting up, and it’s not even a year old! Be replacing it again soon. Sigh. There goes my savings.
That image is funneeee!
Oh! This just reminded me: for some odd reason, I can’t burn data to CDs. I was trying to the other day and it kept saying that the CD wasnt writeable. BUT I WAS ABLE TO BURN MUSIC!!!
Did someone say “computer trouble”? No one? Hmkay.
Anyway, you may try upgrading your laptop’s DVD firmware. Check for the drive model and google the firmware or go to esupport.sony.com.
The USB pole dancer ain’t got nothing on the USB humping dog!
The violet screen of death is so pretty. I want one too.
“It make super sexy time all the time”
LOL.
I agree though, I love the USB humping dog.
This is so amazing, I think I need to get one of these too!
The new Vaios are suuuuper ganda. Although suuuuuper expensive din. They’re trying to level with the Macs, but I don’t think I’ll pay a hundred thousand dollars for a Windows-based laptop.
Ahahha thats cute! I want one for my desk at work now!
So that’s how you sound like :O lol
Purple screen of death = time to purchase a less fail laptop.
*bow*