Next to cheese, useless stuff on sale, and the smell of victory in the morning, there is nothing I love more than cats (especially the LOL breed). Obviously, I think cats make awesome— if not the best— pets and I honestly want to feed a puppy to a polar bear everytime a non-cat person disagrees with me. I’m kidding, of course. I love all animals and we currently have two adorable puppies whose pictures you can see here.
I asked the lover the other day how many pet cats we’re allowed to have (the plan is to have a dog, a bunny, and many many cats). He said we’re/I’m allowed to have two, three at the most, and if we have any more than that, they’ll have to stay outside.
HOUSTON, WE HAS PROBLEM. HOOJ HOOJ PROBLEM. You see, I want and will have the following cats, no matter what:
Cat Blanchett aka Oriental Shorthair aka Pink Panther kitteh. According to its description on breedlist.com, OS’s are talkative, playful, acrobatic, and energetic. They also come in red.
Fat kitteh aka Chartreux. Look at that cutie! The lover approves of this cat (he begged me to pick cute ones, saying I know what he likes) and you can apparently adopt them (not buy!) in the US. I want a blue-coated orange-eyed smiley kitty! My Chartreux shall be named Jean-Paul Sartre.
British Shorthair. It’s a cat, not a bear. My British Shorthair will be named Bamba Cat.
Scottish Fold aka Owl Kitteh! They look greedy and the type who’d steal our children’s lunches, but they’re apparently very chill and affectionate cats. As they are extra cute and funny-looking, I will have two earless cats. Maybe name them Lunch and Dinner.
Baby cats aka the Bambino! Like chihuahuas, they’re so ugly (and wrinkly!) that they’re cute. According to the horrified, yet optimistic lover, the upside to having a Bambino named Gary is that they’re hairless (no having to deal with cat hair) and that our kids won’t be scared of shit, having something like that for a family pet. They supposedly keep their kitten-like behavior their whole life.
Peachy cat aka Peachy Pie aka P-Pie (Traditional Siamese). My cat will still be around in the future, of course.
That’s at least six cats right there. Now how do I convince the lover.
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I like the Owl Kittehs. They look so cute and evil. I wonder why they don’t appear in lolcats more often.
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I want Lunch and Dinner!! I am not much of a cat person, but I do not want you feeding any puppies to polar bears :(
Some of these kitties are actually so cute! Like Lunch & Dinner, I think I would steal them from you.
At least six cats is quite a lot though, yes? I haven’t discussed with my bf any limitations on the number of pets I can have, which is good!
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I love kittehs! We have 3 right now. :P But we don’t know the breeds really. One we got from the Street Cat rescue, one we found in the middle of the highway almost dead(now she’s the devil! lol) and one my sister got from a farm. But I still love them!
I think British Shorthairs are so cute! And Siamese. We used to have one named Tinker. Good luck convincing your man! <3
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We have been playing with our cat’s ears for years, folding them over and proclaiming “Hey, look at Mutton (that’s what he gets called), he’s a Scottish Fold!”
So it made me laugh to see them on your list.
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British Shorthair definitely! And I’d call him Hearthur the Bear hehe… except I don’t like pets, I mean I’m not cold hearted or anything, I just tend to enjoy them from afar… like in pictures or something. :p
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STOP MAKING ME WANT A KITTY!! I JUST GOT A PUPPY!!! =(
LOL
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I love puppies more, but that fat kitteh and Peachy (of course! :p) are just so adorable. <3
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So I brought this up with my boyfriend today, and he limited me to two, maybe three dogs. And he wants 5 bunnies. SIGH!
And I can’t agree more.. PC MY ASS!
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ooohh lover can has link nao? The british shorthair and chartreux look alike and the scottish fold looks like a dog in the 2nd picture. I like the chartreux and peachy pie!
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Oh man the Scottish Fold cat is great.
I’ve always thought Siamese cats were so beautiful. One of my ex-boyfriends had one and it was super mean and would try to bite anyone who touched it. And, strangely that made me like the cat even more.
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Too cuute!!! I loooove cats too! I’d love a scottish fold. They’re soo adorable. Not really sure how I feel about furless cats tho. They kinda creep me out. As for the British Shorthair… it would be nice to have my very own happycat! hahaha.
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Yeah, that Bambino’s a hybrid-looking half-cat half-Chihuahua.
I WANT HYENAS. BIG CATS. FIERCE CATS!
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I like the greedy, evil looking cat! We’ll overfeed, oversleep, and over-evil together, yay!!
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They should make cats (or other pets) which don’t pee/poop or lose hair :P
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Haha, the Owl Cat made me gasp. I’ve never seen a cat so huge and creepy looking! I love the idea of Lunch and Dinner though :P And Bamba Cat looks gi-normous, but cute nonetheless. I love kittens. I have one, Tiger Lily, gorgeous calico short-hair. Just show him all the pics, he won’t be able to resist, lol :P
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I have a problem with cats, not kittens, just cats.
But I really am trying to warm up to them. I swear, so don’t feed the polar bears puppies :-/
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I’ve tagged you :D
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LMAO!!! Definitely Chartreux!! That cat is so cute, that pic of it is enough to make me adopt a cat! Too bad I already got two doggies lol
AND YESSSS!!! We should meet up!! Dude, I’m staying somewhere in Manila for 2 days, maybe even more. I don’t know if that’s close to where you’re at but I’ll let you know!!
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I also LIKE exotic shorthairs! hard to find here though. I’m not even sure if there are any breeders of that here.
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LOL at Cat Blanchett and Owl Kitteh. Too cute! *want*
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