A conversation I had with the lover a couple of weeks ago:
Lover: you know what’s gross about her
Helga: What lolz
Lover: it’s that her tummy sticks out farther than her boobs. I can’t live with that.
Helga: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. What about when I get preggo. Well, I’ll have big boobies. But an even bigger tummy!
Lover: well, there’s a valid reason for that LOL. You’d be fuckin abnormal if your tummy didn’t get big
Helga: Hehehhe. I’d be starving the bibi
Lover: yeaz! Not good for my kid
Helga: I will eat only carrots and celery. So we’d have a baby wabbit who looks just like you
Lover: oh dear lord, please don’t make lihi on chikon PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Helga: WHY NOT CHICKON! WHY NOTTTTTTTTTTT
Lover: can you imagine me having to find on open kfc at 3am?
Helga: There are 24 hour KFCs here excuse meh
Lover: hehehe
Helga: I WILL MAKE LIHI ON CHICKON AND SUMTHING VERY HARD TO FIND. RED RIBBON BLACK FOREST CAKE
Lover: omg lulz. sige ka you’ll be a hungry womanz
Helga: So will your bibi. Sige ka your face.
I srsly need more laptop memory.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
kalowkz! i’m imagining lover doing lolkitspeakening mwahahaha.
My stomach is bigger than my boobs. So boo!
I have a feeling that if I ever have pregnancy cravings, it’s going to be for something like….. cheese with whipped cream.
I have a proportioned bodehh.
LOL @ your convo.
my mom made lihi on kfc… hehe. i don’t look like a chicken naman, i think.
There’s a 24-h Red Ribbon at Market Market! Only during weekends, though. Layo.
lmao!! u’ll have lolkiddies!
definitely an amusing conversation. :)
LMAO chickon babies or wabbit babies??
OMG you guys are so sweet! This convo kinda reminds me of one I had once. Hahaha lol at the bunny babiess! Wow I wish I made lihi on black forest as well. Choklit 24/7!!!
ROFL! Sounds like the typical conversation of my own lover and I ;)
I love KFC. I think it’s probably the only actual fatty fast food that I love. Hahaha. Now I feel like it. Big time. Hahaha.
:] You and your lover are cute!
Umm….. my boyfriend and I are soooo boring compared to you two. LOL.
i dont even have boobs so OKAY
ps ima link you helgay
This is like the cutest thing ever.
“WHY NOT CHICKON! WHY NOTTTTTTTTTTT”
LOLz, i love that line.
LOLz! Definitely funny convo. Oh! Chickon and Wabbit babies? Why not! Really why not, hahaha.