A conversation I had with the lover a couple of weeks ago:
Lover: you know what’s gross about her
Helga: What lolz
Lover: it’s that her tummy sticks out farther than her boobs. I can’t live with that.
Helga: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. What about when I get preggo. Well, I’ll have big boobies. But an even bigger tummy!
Lover: well, there’s a valid reason for that LOL. You’d be fuckin abnormal if your tummy didn’t get big
Helga: Hehehhe. I’d be starving the bibi
Lover: yeaz! Not good for my kid
Helga: I will eat only carrots and celery. So we’d have a baby wabbit who looks just like you
Lover: oh dear lord, please don’t make lihi on chikon PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Helga: WHY NOT CHICKON! WHY NOTTTTTTTTTTT
Lover: can you imagine me having to find on open kfc at 3am?
Helga: There are 24 hour KFCs here excuse meh
Lover: hehehe
Helga: I WILL MAKE LIHI ON CHICKON AND SUMTHING VERY HARD TO FIND. RED RIBBON BLACK FOREST CAKE
Lover: omg lulz. sige ka you’ll be a hungry womanz
Helga: So will your bibi. Sige ka your face.
I srsly need more laptop memory.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
kalowkz! i’m imagining lover doing lolkitspeakening mwahahaha.
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My stomach is bigger than my boobs. So boo!
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I have a feeling that if I ever have pregnancy cravings, it’s going to be for something like….. cheese with whipped cream.
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I have a proportioned bodehh.
LOL @ your convo.
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my mom made lihi on kfc… hehe. i don’t look like a chicken naman, i think.
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There’s a 24-h Red Ribbon at Market Market! Only during weekends, though. Layo.
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lmao!! u’ll have lolkiddies!
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definitely an amusing conversation. :)
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LMAO chickon babies or wabbit babies??
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OMG you guys are so sweet! This convo kinda reminds me of one I had once. Hahaha lol at the bunny babiess! Wow I wish I made lihi on black forest as well. Choklit 24/7!!!
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ROFL! Sounds like the typical conversation of my own lover and I ;)
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I love KFC. I think it’s probably the only actual fatty fast food that I love. Hahaha. Now I feel like it. Big time. Hahaha.
:] You and your lover are cute!
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Umm….. my boyfriend and I are soooo boring compared to you two. LOL.
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i dont even have boobs so OKAY
ps ima link you helgay
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This is like the cutest thing ever.
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“WHY NOT CHICKON! WHY NOTTTTTTTTTTT”
LOLz, i love that line.
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LOLz! Definitely funny convo. Oh! Chickon and Wabbit babies? Why not! Really why not, hahaha.
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hay whats up helga my name is helga to. my name is helga boob it must be the stupidiest name in the world OH i heard you know homer. homer horn butt hes a hobo ok anyway LOL LOVE YA BYE : ]
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i love itttt! cute :)
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