O hai, I has kweschun: What would you do if you woke up one early morning and you realize that the guy sleeping beside you (who is not your boyfriend or anyone you’re dating, for that matter) was rubbing your right nipple?
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED (READING REVIEWS ON ALLI)
First, I pushed his hand away (hindsight tells me I should’ve gotten up and punched him in the face). Then I turned my back on him. I was scared and I wanted to cry (this was my same reaction when, months ago on my way to school, the dude seated to my left in the FX lightly touched my left boob). Anger came a short while later. I had to endure several hours of being two inches away from the sleazebag, all the while I was thinking: “do I let this pass? Do I pretend nothing happened?” Backtrack to a couple of months or so ago when this same dude was trying to hug me in my sleep. I had pushed him away, too, yet said nothing the next morning. Obviously, somebody needs to learn a lesson and keep his hands to himself. When I finally woke up and was lucid, I was in a sour mood and ready to shank a bitch.
It takes a lot to anger me. Sure, I am easily rattled and it doesn’t take much provocation to send me into a verbal frenzy of cursing, but I hardly ever resort to violence. Not even that time when I was pinned up against a metal railing by a guy who then proceeded to grind his crotch up my ass, or when this tricycle driver held my hand when I gave him my fare. This was too much, though, and I couldn’t, for the life of me, think of any other way to deal with what had happened.
I caught him unaware, like he did me. He was sleeping when I smacked him several times. With a shoe.
I smacked him so hard (at least I’d like to think so) that the shoe flew off my hand and landed several feet away.
Is that how you get your jollies, asshole? Obviously, you fail with fully-conscious women, so you choose to have a go at them while they’re asleep and, to a certain extent, defenseless. You better pray I don’t ever see you again. Just so you know, my knee? It has an appointment with your ‘nads. And just like the last time, I’m going to make sure you didn’t see it coming.
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
LMAO great story
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I know violence isn’t always the answer, but he deserves more. What’s thegreatest’s take on this?
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July 14th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
We havent talked, but he did say one thing in my Plurk about this: KILL.
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I know I should have more sympathy for somebody else’s gonads being a man myself, a quick kick there would’ve been a lot more fun IMHO.
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I can has asshole for punching bag?
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First things first — why was a perv next to a sleeping Helga?
Anywho, stay away from douchebag-infested areas. You know how much of a perv-magnet you are.
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July 15th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
First things first  why was a perv next to a sleeping Helga?
I has no idea :(
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You should have given him a black eye!
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Serves him right! I hate perverts. XD
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I want to break his fingers. That ought to remind him to keep his sleazy hands to himself.
You know I’m serious. Give me a chance I will.
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… I swear I wasn’t touching you! O_O
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what a sleazebag! should have hit him in ‘nads. REALLY HARD!
you didn’t tell the other people you were with?
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July 15th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I told my friend in the morning what had happened and that I was going to hurt the sleazebag.
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Oh Helga! You should have kicked his balls!!
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YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE POLICE!
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cut it off!
what an asshole.
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You did the right thing by fighting back, guys that try to take advantage of women (well some) only do it to see how far they can get, and by fighting back that is a clear sign that you are not liking his actions. My mom always thought me that if a guy ever did that to me, grab his nuts- squeeze and twist until he pukes.
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Oh gad! I miss reading your blogs!
Helga, you should’ve cut his. Haha!
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GRRRR!!! I turn evil everytime i hear same stories specially when my girlfriends(female friends) are involved.
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EEP! That’s just horrible. :(
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So wait, how did he even get next to you while sleeping? Anyways, slapping him was a good idea. I probably would have done the same thing.
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you should have actually tied him up, cut off his pen*s, minced it, and fed it to him.
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What the hell, man. I think you should actively seek him out so you can kick his ass. Or just have your knee actively seek his balls out. But yes, really, how was a perv sleeping next to you!?
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wtf? I’ve had similar experiences, well, in a public vehicle, I pushed the guy and called him “bastos!” so he got up to get off the bus, and all the guys in the aisle gave him punches on his arm. damn assholes!
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you should have cut his hand off. :|
this reminded me of that time when i woke up from a quick nap inside the bus and realized that the guy sitting next to me was masturbating all along.
the next 5 minutes before i decided to stand up and change seats had been the longest 5 minutes of my entire life.
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You should have taken a flame torch to his nipple. Fucking sickos.
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what the hell is he doing sleeping next to you???? haha… good for you.. if that was me… my mind won’t probably work that fast.. i’d prolly just get up and leave..
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING AT FIRST, AND YOU WERE DESCRIBING THE KITTEN IN THE PICTURE RUBBING AT YOU LIKE KITTENS SHOULD
then you described how you smacked him with a shoe and i was like “hold up, what?”
that sucks majorly helga wtf go to the police or get somebody to break their foot in his ass
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hahahaha…. that explains.. lmao.. sorry//// stupid internet connection wont load the images fast… or should i say stupid me.
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Tara. Let’s introduce him to a world of hurt. In his face.
Anyway, updates? Did he apologize at all?
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July 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Did he apologize at all?
Nope. I don’t rry want his sorries, tbqh.
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Omg i would of murdered this guy! I cant believe that shit.
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ew. what a perv.
anyway, point him out to me when we meet up. i’ll make his balls hurt so bad he’ll never be able to make babies LOL
i replied to your email!! im pretty sure i’ll have a phone there, seeing that i HAVE to stay in touch with everyone back home in sf =]
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I thought this was all about the scared kitty in the picture. Oh well, I wished you’d cut any of his big arteries and left him bleeding to death. The most accessible are on the upper arms and the neck, after beating him with the shoe. Haha.
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whoever that pervert is he deserves the shoe and more!!!
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