Almost a year after coming up with the idea and eight months after purchasing the domain, my good friend Drew finally launched his human guinea pig project called 60 Days To Hotness. For those people who aren’t acquainted with the guy we fondly call Mother Nature (yes, he’s gay), let me tell you a few things about him. He lives in an old building in the Katipunan Avenue area. He has a red Toyota named Bruce, a white laptop with 256MB of RAM named Mr Flowers, and an electric fan named Electra. If you think a person is odd for naming their things and/or random inanimate objects (whether or not belonging to them), wait ’til you meet the whole gang.

The concept behind 60daystohotness is this: everyday for the next two months, Drew will be blogging hanggang pumogi siya/until he gets hot. Judging by his current entries, he hasn’t exactly been doing as planned but let’s cut the dude some slack. Last I checked, he had a sexy 22″ LCD monitor connected to his laptop so who knows how many B-list arthouse (lol) films (like Trash House) have him pre-occupied. Perhaps a blog entry in his honor could serve as a nudge and encourage him to

To Drew’s cause, I pledge a piece of fitness equipment: a (does-this-really-work-I-don’t-think-this-works) slimming waist belt!

Less than 200 pesos at your nearest Mercury Drug outlet! Perhaps you’d like to send some hottifying goodies Drew’s way? A bottle of nearing-its-expiration-date glutathione pills? A two-month supply of Master Eskinol (sikreto ng mga guwapo)? A whole ream of Marlboro Reds (as we all know, a cigarette is one’s best accessory)? Measuring tape to track his progress? Membership at Mr O’s Gym along Xavierville Avenue? All kinds of donations are welcome!