Remind me next time to double check everything I read on Chuva’s blog (not that I’m a reader, not that I’m planning on being a reader) because dang, she got it wrong:

Ch-ch-check it out:

My point is this: whether or not her underlings and friends continue campaigning for Divasoria/Grace (that may eventually lead to her/their fervent wish coming true), it has been proven (lol) that the Chuvaness Army (you know, those folks who start throwing personal attacks once they feel threatened) can be beaten. By— wait for it— some seemingly unknown’s (at least to them, most her readers are like “huh huh, who’s Helga huh huh”) buttcrack! And by my friends, too, of course. Oh, how I love my friends.
Truthfully, though, my friends did more work and were more effective than that buttcrack photo ;)
Screencap taken at 8pm tonight:

Tweeterwall may not ~crown~ me as Miss Twitter Philippines (darnit, and that was validation I was looking for!) but daaaaaamn, my buttcrack sure feels good.
No Twitter or Facebook accounts were deleted during this whole episode of internet dramedy. Oh wait! There were!
Flickr-Plurk-Twitter-Inferno-FAD-TMB Army FTW.
Now let’s see how long this drama lasts. You gotta admit, I sure know how to get people’s tongues wagging.


Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 24. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 



You do Helga ! And we’re totally behind you on this one ! :P
Ms.Twitter = SRS BIZNES!!!
I mustbe willbe taken down!!!!
WTG Helga! it was fun voting and campaigning for you. some people just can’t handle defeat especially if they think they’re all that. Buttcrack FTW!
Sorry Helga,
But in Chuva-verse, YOU DON’T EXIST! *doom!*
<3
you still owe me Pepper Lunch for those votes…. :P
More Miss Muffet ripoffs and limericks may be needed.
Oh well.
Hi helga,
I’ve read your blog a few times already and though I think you can write, I find some of your topics ego-centric and immature. But it entertains me so wth, I read it.
I didn’t have plans on voting for you in twitter but i find chuvaness annoying and what she wrote on her blog was even more immature than what you would write! So i voted for you. Hehe.
good luck dear and continue having a happy life.
p.s. i’m expecting my daughter to pop out in 10 weeks and i pray she never posts pictures of herself the way you do on the internetzzz. her dad would just die. okay, good luck again!
Haha, thank you, I think? Tongue in cheek and self-deprecating humor is what I aim for most of the time.
“p.s. i’m expecting my daughter to pop out in 10 weeks and i pray she never posts pictures of herself the way you do on the internetzzz. her dad would just die. okay, good luck again!”
I hope so, too! When my dad found my Flick and blog, I almost died, but he’s okay with it. I wouldn’t want my future daughter doing what I do now, too, but if she chooses to…well, I’ll monitor the shit out of the attention she’ll be getting.
Congratulations, ~10 weeks in advance :)
dude, i read chuvaness all the time but man, i ended up voting for you because her army is just sooo childish and petty and your quote defines it well -
“the Chuvaness Army (you know, those folks who start throwing personal attacks once they feel threatened) can be beaten”
seriously, she says she doesn’t want negativity that’s why she screens her comments but lets the ones offensive to other people go through. whatever. glad you’re winning. this internets drama is pretty entertaining.
“…she says she doesn’t want negativity that’s why she screens her comments but lets the ones offensive to other people go through.”
I totally agree. Isip-bata. :P
oh i luv ur photos…i voted a couple of times…woot woot..hope u win
[...] As of 6pm tonight, if i remember correctly, Helga pwned @divasoria in the running. Muhahahaha! Anyway, you can read her blog entry about the whole incident here. [...]
wait, what the hell?! there was no contest after all?
I already voted at least 20 times. What happens next?
We wait for the Chuva Army to get over the whole thing lol.
Heh. Way to go!
In a way, chuva’s post led me to vote for you and not diva, because I really don’t like diva. She’s nothing special, she’s just this bitter spinster who takes her being a loser out on purchases to at least be seen as “fasyon”. The truth is, this would not have been such a big deal had chuva not posted that entry on her blog. Now, people are getting very mean and personal towards you. I do hope you win, if only to add to diva’s loser points.
I used to e-like Chuvaness but she proved herself a sore loser during this whole Helga vs Chuva Army debacle. Well, Divasoria COULD still win, but despite your “buttcrack scandal, etc.” you’ve somehow managed to outclass Chuvaness and Army. Kudos!
I voted for you! GL!!
aaargghh i guess i was living under a rock when all these happened! pffftttt but anyhoo, i would’ve voted for you, you’re still the best! *sneaks back to her rock*
are you serious?! haha! Goodness. There’s still internet drama around. Shouldn’t whatever this thing be for fun?! Goodness, people dramatized everything these days but then when I’m bored it’s good entertainment. haha!
Wow you really raised some eyebrows with that picture of yours.
Being a regular reader of Chuvaness, I voted for Ms. Divasoria once or twice.. but I ended up voting for you many more times after seeing her childish “response” to your photo.
I found it hypocritical of her when she decided to delete the comments that said you were already an internet celebrity to begin with and that ms. “diva” would not have been considered if not for chuvaness.com and her army.
Airport landing strip forehead FTW!! :D
Funny how I was able to view this blog from a friend’s tweet asking followers to vote for divasoria. Haha!
I know my friend and I are cool and all, but regardless, I’d vote for you still. That butt-crack pic’s da sheet! LOL!
Your backside photo was WAGI as in WIN and got MY attention, video streaming in your plans? hope so ;)
i’ve discovered your site before i discovered chuvaness so of course, i voted for u. :) not because i knew you online first but because i actually like reading your entries. you’re a lot more fun! AND, they’ve taken this waaay too seriously. i was surprised and didn’t know how to react when i read her post about you and the buttcrack. it got worse when those people started getting nasty with their remarks.
well anyway, congrats! you look better with that crown on than divasoria so you definitely deserve the title. *grins*
I voted for you! I hope you win.
I’m a follower when you were just an LJer.. your entries always amuse me.. I can say I’m a fan! :)
Congratulations Helga,
IMHO you won the contest fair and square. Some people are not in to good in fair competition.
And I commend you on the buttcrack pics.
Voted! good luck!
goodluck!
Been stalking your blogs for quite some time now (i.e., 2 years already? LOL!), and must say that you really deserve to win (yes, already voted for you twice on the Tweeterwall of Fame).
hayopsaganda’s awareness (or the unfortunate lack thereof, for that matter) of your blogs’ existences does not, will not and CANNOT be a reliable criterion in judging whether or not you are indeed popular online (perhaps ancestors’ craniums were stuck in their own arseholes when the deities were showering mankind with LOGIC). What a farcical venture, this Chuvaness and her cronies are trying to pull off.
On another note, your photos are superlative (or do you even need this comment with the raves your photos are getting?)
LMAO! This whole thing is greatly amusing!
Gotta love your spirit! I keep on voting for you, sana naman manalo ka! :D
And her chuvaness friends are um, meh.